Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Love At First Sight With A Beautiful Stranger?!

Have you guys ever fell in love with a Beautiful Stranger before?

Love at First Sight, Perhaps?

Someone that makes people lose their heart and mind within a matter of several seconds?

Falling in love with someone to the extent of wanting to know everything about that person, from their likes and dislikes to their life experiences?

Or dreaming of a beautiful stranger that waits for them just around the corner, eventhough they know that sometimes it takes patience and time to find a real love?

Falling deeply over beautiful people that usually attract attention the most, eventhough you know it clearly that sometimes it is wrong to fall in love with these kinda people, because those people are most probably spoiled by attention from others as well, and, therefore, might not even notice you, or simply leave without attention?

Well, that was what The Horny One always tell me when i always query him,
"Of all people, why do you like me instead - eh?!" 

So, i just wanna say sorry to The Horny One for all the bad things i've done to him in all these years and yet, everytime the forgiveness from The Horny One is always there.
( Hahaha -- The Horny One is aka as BOM because he was only 56kg when i first knew him before "BEEF-ing" up into 70kg at the moment! )

One of my favorite Madonna track - Beautiful Stranger!
"Yeah, Baby, Yeah! - Groovy! "
Austin Powers used to be very funny and original - Coming up with characters like Alotta Fagina ( rhymes with "a lot of vaginas" ), Ivana Humpalot ( rhymes with "I wanna hump a lot" ) and memorable quotes like:

"Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?"

"What say, you, we go out on the town and swing, baby? Yeah, Baby!"

Austin Powers: Come again?
Alotta Fagina: Alotta Fagina.
Austin Powers: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it, it sounds like you said your name was a lot of um... never mind! 

Alotta Fagina: Some "sake", Mr.Powers? ( "sa-ke" - Japanese wine )
Austin Powers: "Sake" it to me baby!

 and "Love At First Sight" - Kylie Minogue!

( -- p/s: And now, why of the sudden, Simon Lover is sending GOOSEBUMPS to everyone?! - - )

Well, that's because Simon Lover is yet again, busy with assignments and doesn't have the time to do research on sexy guys pictures at the moment! - Furthermore, of late, the Stupid Streamyx's connection has been very unpredictable, especially once the time hit 9.00pm! - Now, i don't want to put the blame on anyone, but that period if i'm not mistaken, coincides with the World Cup 2010 matches!!!! - So, i'm not sure if the connections are all jammed up because everyone is busy watching the matches online or not?!!! - Hence, the less frequent updates on my blog! - Kheksei! 

-- Hehehehehehe --


Skyhawk said...

Wow, you fed your Horny one so much, from 56Kg to 70Kg? What have you fed him??

Horny BF said...


Why lah ... expose my (light)weight?

Anyway, you're forgiven, no worries. Just another one of those days when I'm seeing red over everything.

William said...

Your cum must be fattening.

blue said...

ya u should treat him well. not easy to fend off temptations. Fed him well at least, u seem to have..

XIAN said...

lol should listen to all the lovers by kylie minogue. major orgy!!!!!! and vry ncie song.

Anonymous said...

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. As you have proved. - Ian

simonlover said...

@Xian: Yup! "All the Lovers" is nice as well!

@Ian, William,Blue,Skyhawk, Horny1: 70kg is ideal for a height of 175cm...Haha.Not too fat, not too thin as well...!

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