Wednesday, April 20, 2011

The 5 C's - Cocks, Condoms, Coercions, Climaxes & Cums! - Part 2

In continuation from Part 1 HERE

Condoms seems to be one of the most popular items to go "missing" from the place that I'm working at. Thanks or No thanks, to some itchy hands from small time petty thieves who opened up one box of a fully wrapped Durex Play Sensations and stole, ONE packet from the inside, yup..just ONE out of 10 packets -- I wouldn't have realize that DUREX PLAY SENSATIONS is actually a box filled with 10 packets of various types of convenient-to-carry-and-use lubricants! -- All this while I thought it's just another box of condoms [ I admit that I'm not so knowledgeable about condoms compared to my peers William, Cheryl and Pluboy! ]


So, today I'm gonna talk about "What is Durex Play Sensations" all about?!

Durex Play Sensations is he perfect product if you're trying lube for the first time or looking for a bit of variety.

It's an assortment of touch and taste lubes where you can choose a lube to suit your mood.

The pack includes:
  1. 2 Tingle lube sachets
  2. 2 Warming lube sachets
  3. 2 Soothing lube sachets (containing aloe vera)
  4. 4 Flavoured lube sachets (cherry and pina colada) 



  • The  Warming Lubricant heats your skin and heightens the excitement. Gently blow to enhance.
  • The Tingling Lubricant gives a silky smooth feel and gives an extra tingling experience.
  • The Soothing Lubricant contains Aloe Vera to give your skins a gentle caress.
  • The Tasting Lubricant is flavoured with either fruity cherry or sensational pina colada. Best used for oral sex activities.


And thanks to the petty thieves, at least now I know what is it all about. And since the box has already been opened, I took out one packet and stick it outside on the shelve where the Durex Play Sensations is located as sample. -- and guess what, it immediately kills off the curiosity in my customers because the can know what is it and how it looks like on-the-spot ----- where previously, it only manages to gather dusts instead of "crowds" to buy because they only see a beautifully wrapped red colored box of Durex!! --- and ever since then, my Durex Play Sensations have begin to move!!! --

So, there you go guys. Since you have know how Durex Play Sensations look like, go grab some at your nearest pharmacies instantly! -- It's very convenient since it's small and easy to carry around -- You can actually slip some into your pockets when you go out and it might come in handy especially in times of emergencies or surprises! -- Small it may be, but the amount of lube is sufficient enough to facilitate a smooth penetration into your sex partner! -- But of course, it's wiser for you to choose the same assortment of lubes lar..Hence, they gave you 2 assortments each...Takkan you want to use Warming first, then halfway through, you use Tingling - pulak!!! -- By that time, I'm not sure how your receiving partner, like PLUBOY or TULSY, will react!!! - Yikes!

-- With that, Simon Lover signs off his 5 C's ---
with an "entertaining" video for you guys 
of his favourite porn star --- 
 "Brent Corrigan -- being "BB-ed" by a hunky waiter! "
Oops!! Aren't we talking about safe sex over here?! 
Nah...Just get ready your tissues instead --- ENJOY!


9 comments:

Le Chatelier said...

Very educational indeed. Should have signed u up for the sex education program. LOL~ which supports gay sex

Anonymous said...

how can we dl the vid ah... super-hot!

SZ said...

but actually the box itself ady written "10 assorted saches of pleasure enhancing touch and taste lubricants" but maybe ppl jz to shy to check on it. lol jz like me hahaa

Little Prince said...

:) i want that video...

GWM said...

Simon, you should be in Marketing!! Maybe PLUBOY can hire you to fill (or take) the position in SIN??? By the way, we have Durex on sale here in the US, but none of these delightful assortments...
GWM

Anonymous said...

Simon, is there anyway that I can get this video. I LOVE Brent Corrigan!!! Email me the link if there's any. -Kenny

kennylooking@hotmail.my

Anonymous said...

Oh fuck i cummed while watching this fuckkk! !!!!

simonlover said...

@Le Chatelier:Yeah, shud hv attended the Pink Triangle seminar! HAha

@Anonymous, Little Prince, Kenny: I uploaded it to my blog fr my pc. So, thr's no link to it. You can dwnload a program thru "Downloadhelper.net"...It's a program whr it can detect any videos playing on the website and u just click to dload d videos! Hehehe..Xtube, gaytube, hotgoo, rocketube, youtube...Thr'll be no more headaches for u guys!

** p/s: I actually have a higher resolution of the video one. That one you can see the action and parts much clearer indeed!

@SZ: Haha. Yeahlor..It's like a case where we pass by the same place or someone, know their existence, bt dunno what isit! Blur case scenario!

@GWM: I tot the US have more varieties!!!

@Anonymous: You shud have videotaped ur cumming session and send it to me to masturbate ma! -- U ah!

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