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Friday, September 10, 2010

Where In The World Do Tops Have The Best Chance of Finding a Bottom?

This article is taken from the website www.manhuntdaily.com where they did a random survey with a global analysis of tops and bottoms recently ( 25 Aug 2010 )

Costa Rica leads the planet in men who want to pound butt, while Denmark claims the title of having the most willing participants to have exactly that done to them.

But if you guys take a closer look at the column for BOTTOMS -- What did you find?

-- Yup, surprise, surprise -- the word "MALAYSIA" is in the Top 3! Whoa..I didn't know that Malaysia has a lot of gays who prefer to be fucked instead?! -- So, do you guys agree that we, Malaysians, are a bunch of frenzy receivers or the result of the survey should be challenged instead?!

Hahahahaha. However, if we look at the complete list which comes with a percentage, below....

FROM TOP TO BOTTOM
(Numbers indicate percentage of tops)

1. Costa Rica – 62.37%
2. Venezuela – 61.73%
3. Cuba – 61.48%
4. Panama – 60.93%
5. Dominican Republic – 60.88%
6. Colombia – 59.54%
7. Portugal – 58.39%
8. Italy – 58.18%
9. Spain – 57.92%
10. Egypt – 57.71%
11. Argentina – 57.69%
12. India – 57.45%
13. Chile – 57.31%
14. Switzerland – 56.91%
15. New Zealand – 56.60%
16. South Africa – 56.58%
17. Brazil – 56.08%
18. Greece – 55.95%
19. Israel – 55.43%
20. Ireland – 55.12%
21. Philippines – 54.63%
22. Belgium – 54.46%
23. Australia – 54.02%
24. Thailand – 53.41%
25. Mexico – 53.17%
26. Netherlands – 52.95%
27. USA – 52.80%
28. South Korea – 52.26%
29. Canada – 52.01%
30. France – 51.79%
31. Sweden – 51.65%
32. Peru – 51.05%
33. England – 50.64%
34. Germany – 49.56%
35. China – 49.48%
36. Indonesia – 48.92%
37. Russia – 48.69%
38. Malaysia – 48.51%
39. Taiwan – 46.95%

40. Denmark – 46.40%

The percentage of Tops in Malaysia is 48.51%, while for Bottoms is 51.49% -- Meaning, it is still equally distributed among Tops & Bottoms - ma. 1 Top for everyone 1 Bottom. Fair and square right?!

Well, at least the survey helps to highlight and increase the exposure of gays in Malaysia to the world. Hahahaha.

For more surveys, you guys can still check out my old post where I nonsensically did a post of

Gay Sex-Role Preferences -- Top / Bottom / Versatile -- Distribution Among States In Malaysia!

( Click here: http://simonlover83.blogspot.com/2009/09/gay-sex-role-preference-top-bottom.html )

With that, I wish all my Muslim friends, Selamat Hari Raya and Happy Holidays to every one as well. Muacks from Simon Lover!

Monday, September 6, 2010

A Bad Haircut Day?

There was once, a very handsome looking straight friend of mine, went for a haircut. Later on, we manage to caught up with him and looking as "edible" as ever, he complained to us that his new haircut doesn't really suits him & it kinda makes him look "ugly"...Well, it got me thinking, "Wah..Already so lengchai, no matter how ugly is the hairstyle, he'll still manage to pull it off with poise - lor!" -- Which brings us to today's lengchai, which is a continuation of yesterday's Cute Taiwanese Boy, Kris Huang (黃書維)'s post -- where he took some pictures of him, having a haircut!

The question is, what kind of a haircut, on a lenghchai, that it's worth to be called as "ugly", by people like us - leh?! The probabilities of a person, already looking handsome with his current hairstyle, walks into a hair saloon and comes out, still looking handsome with a new haircut - are like striking a 4D! - ( Hahaha, So, i'm exaggerating over here, okay?! ) - Most of the time, after a haircut, there are bound to have numerous complains of dissatisfaction of the new hairstyle - either it's too short, too trimmed, to spiky, too wild or etc ...Having a nice haircut that can make an average person look good is just to good to be true - or it's not? - Hmmm...

A lengchai in distress - Thinking whether he'll lose his lengchai'ness after the cut?!! Can he survive the ordeal?!!

The outcome expectations are taking a toll on him! - Heart beating faster than during sex sessions.....!

Saying his last prayers before the cut. With a face as cute as a puppy, I think God's heart will melts like M&M and answer your prayers - lor!

Getting his hair wet & all set to give his green light to the hairstyist.......

And off goes the side hairs....But yet, he manage to put his worries aside & instead, played around with his half-way haircut - which made him looked even hotter!