"Formal"-ity Fetish!

Some people have all sorts of fetish on "formality", to the extent of becoming part and parcel of their life. It is not a neccesity but somehow it has become a daily ceremonial activity in order to fulfill their lust!
For example :

• "Masturbation" Formality - The urge to masturbate daily, just for the sake of formality reason, especially when you have nothing to do.        ( That reminds me of a story: When i was 14 years old, one of my classmates suddenly ask aloud to my congregation of friends, do you guys know what is "masturbate" means ah? - And i confidently ( or rather non-chalantly ) , replied him - Of course everyone knows what is "Master-Bed" what - Everyone also have a MasterBed-room, your house don't have ah?!!! --- And then all of them started laughing -- And that's The End .... ( - _ -'').          For example : Jerry Kiat aka Beyond Kiat BLOG ( wink wink! - It's a compliment ya! )

• "Sex" Formality = Some people view SEX as a formality or rather their responsibility to their loved one. Eventhough when they are tired or disinterested, yet they will still go ahead with the ush-ush to maintain the relationship. [ Hahahahaha - Erm, do not relate Me & The Horny One, okay?!! ]. Or rather SEX is just what they do in their daily life. For example: The Sexy SgBoy BLOG ( sigh..make everyone envious of him nia - Hahaha )

•  "Underwear Buying" Formality - Some people have underwears that could last them a few years and yet they still have the urge of buying more underwears whenever they are at the Shopping Mall. And when you ask them why, they will just reply you, "Well, formality ma...Everytime i'm here, sure must buy at least 1 underwear one...". For example : The Gigantic Willy Boy, William BLOG ( Now, he even shares it with his HUBBY! Hahaha....If just The Horny One fits my SIZE as well - Hehehehe )

• "Cam-Whoring" Formality - Some people couldn't resist taking photos of themselves. These are very creative people whereby they have thousands of various poses that they can come up without looking fugly at all!!!! Eventhough they know that no matter how many thousands of photos they have took, it is still the same handsome looking pictures but just in a different perspective nia....Some people has this tendency to snap all kinds of photos when they are confronted with the Hotel Bathroom Mirror. [ Erm.....Me? Me? - Oops! ].  For example: The cute, bubbly Aaron BLOG.  

Okay..Okay..Why suddenly a nonsensical post from Simon Lover pulak...Well...Because some readers have commented to me before that i am writing less and less nowadays compared to when i just started. Instead, my blog has become a semi-porn blog featuring lotsa pictures in each of my new posts!!!!! -- Hahaha...So, in order to fulfill their desire, i ma start to write more... albeit, nonsensical'ly - lor...Hahahahaha.

But actually, that's not the point in today's post! Hehe -- It's just that coincidentally, i wanted to share with you guys, my terrible "FORMAL"-ITY FETISH which the HORNY ONE despise the most ----

Simon Lover has a "Formal"-ity Fetish Of Guys In "FORMAL" Wears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, what i'm lacking is the white tie! Must go get it! -- Me on the Right? --

And why suddenly Simon Lover became so disoriented today? -- That's because Simon Lover finally saw the most handsome Medical Sales Representative, "servicing" him this morning - After 3 years working in this peaceful town!!!! -- Hahahahaha.

Because i'm used to becoming the Most Gorgeous One in my whole work organization in the last few years, ( till the extent of causing me to lose my motivation of dressing stylishly in work ) the look of a super lengchai, especially in a formal attire, from afar has gotten Simon Lover's mind gone haywire at that moment! I was actually busy spring cleaning my office table when suddenly i saw a guy from my window, coming out from his car, which has just been parked in front of my office. I was like -- OH, MY GOD!

And mind you, for a guy to fall under my "Formal Wear" Formality Fetish, they should be -- Guys in tight-fitting work shirts and slim fit, flat front, low or super low-waist slacks that accentuates both the bulge & buttocks!

Fetish! Fetish! I want those low cut slacks!

---- I quickly unwind my venetian blind to get a full view of him! Saw him bending over his passenger seat for quite some time to pack his documents    [ If he did that in a gay neighborhood - I tell you, he will sure kena raped in few seconds one! Better be careful young man! ] -- My mind was..."Please GOD, please tell me that he's a Medical Sales Rep! Please! Please! Please! ---- After finish packing his documents, he took out his tie and started to "get dressed" in public! Hahaha -- He took a few look of my office surrouding and when his face was facing directly at my window, i quickly turned my head away!

Watching him walking in his tight fitting dark grey shirt with stripes and super low-waist striped, a lil' shiny slacks --- My dream really came true! Hahahaha....I had to open a few of my files, pretending that i'm busy before he came knocking on my door and i welcomed him with my open "arse" -- i mean, arms....! Hahahahahaha.

I can't imagine myself working in Klang Valley. How can i control my raging hormones?!!!

Throughout the session, my eyes was really transfixed at his gorgeous, smooth face...Listening orgasmically to his deep manly voice...Explaining "what he can produce with " -- i mean, his products to -- me.....But he was rather new to this field, So, he is still kinda shy, reserved and most of the time, i'm the one who had to start a new topic of discussion/questions, while keeping my poise and composure. Hahahaha.

After about 10 minutes, the chat session has come to an end. I shot on or shook his hand, informing him that i will contact him when i need his "service"! And i have myself to blame for not having a camera handphone! If not i could have snapped pictures of him while he was turning his back to me! Such a fit buttocks!!!!!!!!!!!!

And from his business card, i quickly google and facebook search him, but to no avail! If just he had put his full name instead of English Name + Surname nia!!! Kheksei! Kheksei! - But - But - But - I have his Business Card!!!!!!!! Meaning -- His Handphone Number as well! -- So, Guys...Will anyone of you volunteers to help me by calling & testing him to confirm whether "Is He One Us?!!!!!" Because i don't think my gaydar can detect any abnormalities in him ler.... --- Hahaha.

With sales reps looking smart like this, i will purchase anything from him ah - provided, if his "Price" is reasonable! Hehehe

Guys in semi-formal or smart casual attires do attract me as well! For example:

The ever stylish Malaysia Men's Folio Magazine Editor, William K.C. Kee....

So, does anyone of you shares the SAME "FORMAL"-ITY FETISH with SIMON LOVER?!!

( p/s: Thank you for reading my nonsensical post -- I'm not that perverted most of time. - It's Just that i've added some humor in my post to lighten up you guys! --  Haha. I guess i must start behaving more professional - jor! God help me ya! )