Sunday, November 8, 2009

Arrgh...I Hate Studying...!!!!!

Arrgghhhh.....I hate studying! -- It has been more than 3 years since i've graduated from my Uni, that i really did some serious studying!!! -- The stupidity of me to simply register for a salary increment / job advancement exam by my company, without making any real preparations, will definitely cost me an embarrassment if i don't pass the exam. ( though there's a rule stating that we can resit the paper how many times we like until we finally pass )...

As i had mentioned earlier, 3 YEARS!!...3 YEARS is a long time!!! My brain has been "karat" ( rust ) like no other "karat" before! -- The brain memory cells has not been fed with such a large amount of info for such a long time till it gets a "mental blockage" every 10-20mins or so! Hahaha....

And i have less than 48 hours more to cramp my head! Not deducting the working hours tomorrow leh?@!!!





Worse still...most of the notes are prepared in Microsoft Powerpoint...Meaning, i have to on my PC just to read it-- & also, it indirectly leads to the... INTERNETTTT @ the same time!


I have a bad habit of reading while lying on the bed too...So, the probability of falling asleep is there too!Just that, now's its more obvious! ....ARRRGHHH!!!


How i wish i look that sexy while surfing?!! Hahaha..Web cam potential over there!

 Me and the Horny BF used to be roommates ( Oops..i think i have not touched this part yet in "The Simon & The Horny BF's" saga.... )

So, the Horny BF is our Faculty's TOP STUD-ent....ahem ahem...not to say that i'm not, just put it that way...we were the TOP BOYS in our faculty ( which sadly, happens to be GAY  & indirectly broke many of the secret gal admirers lor)

I have always hate studying with the Horny Bf back then. He has a very GOOD memory and finish his reading in a SUPERSONIC rate... Sometimes i'll get so angry & kicked him out of the room -- Tellin' him to study in the living room cuz i can't stand to the sound of him "flipping" the following pages so frequently while i'm still stucked in Page One!!! -- ( his table is 90 Degrees to mine..Though my back is facing him..my ear is not DEAF ma!!!! )



Haha.I'm more to the "memorize", "memorize" , "visual memory" , "visual memory" kinda guy....

"Visual Memory"? -- Hahaha...Meaning during the exam time, my brain will try to rmbr and flash back to the page that i have read...example: what's is written on top of the page?....The graph at the bottom of the page...? etc....And regurgitation out everything i can remember & visualize!--
 
I will usually study till late in the morning while the Horny BF will be asleep by 12 midnight ady -- Lagi KHEK SEI! -- And sometimes when he snores, i'll just slap him in the face.... HAHAHAHAHAHA .....Sorry for the slight outburst. Really cannot tahan when i think back of those days....Hahahaha.


 

As the years goes by, of cuz i have learned to adapt well studying with the Horny BF lor. No more kicking out of the room. No more treating him as a punching bag when i see him finish studying while i'm not...But now...everything is so rusty ady...Langsung no mood to study at all! -- All i can hope and pray for is that i'll make it through for the exam this time. Sigh....And yet you see what i;m doing at the moment? --Blogging somemore....KHEK SEI! -- Cheers From SIMON LOVER! 



Oops...It's time for me to sms the Horny BF as well...Hehe...Do u guys  play with ur KKJ went sms'ing? Hmmmm....=)

11 comments:

ShAKirA CHOONG said...

ALL THE BEST!!!
How are you going to study with all those visual images of gorgeous horny guys huh????

William said...

So cute studying together. Do you guys quiz each other and if you answer wrongly, strip something off? LOL

C'est la vie said...

LOL, studying while playing KKJ, so wrong! I bet you do!

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Takashi said...

Heheh.. i like this post so much!!! so funny and interesting!!!

:)

and i am so jealous lah of u :~~

Hide and Seek said...

Grrr, sweet story again. Make people jealous haha~

Just try to imagine your study subject is sexy guys. I'm sure you have good visual memory on lengchais. :P

shane said...

need to find someone who i can have "smstime" with too! :)

Bravebear said...

why not print out the stuff and that way you need not face the computer? Just a suggestion...

simonlover said...

Shakira: Thanks. Haha..Sometimes when u see too much of it ady..It's like overdose liao. Won't feel so distracted. hahaha

William: No, usually i will just punch him whn i cn answer d Qs! Hahaha

Ces't La Vie: U dun play with ur KKJ meh? Dun lie!

Takashi: No need to jealous. I also jealous of u lar. No point of jealousing each other k. Be frens!

Hide & Seek: Forgot to mention that bk in Uni days, my room was faing the condo swim pool. So, usually in the evening, i can get to take five & relax looking at the eye candies, if any lar...Now takda ady..

Shane: Dun worry! U so cute, so can find one easily!

Bravebear: Unfortunately, there's a lot of files leh. Somemore encrypted in colorful pdf file. Must save ink ler...

Anonymous said...

Horny BF could help you study easily. All he had to say was 'if you memorise this chapter, I'll let you kissy kissy, cuddle cuddle.' You'd have the whole book in your head in no time.:)

However, don't smoke while reading in the nude. I think the ash is just about to fall and set fire to his bush. - Ian

simonlover said...

Ian: Haha. That would be a good way to trim his bush! No need to go waxing! -- Hm. Unfortunately, aft those activities, u'll end up on the bed sleeping leh?!...Haha

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