Malaysia's Private Structure Underwear Models!

Sorry for being away in this last few days. Had a birthday weekend getaway with the Horny One....=)

Here are some event pictures of Malaysia's premier Underwear Brand, "Private Structure"....!
( Please visit their website for more info : http://privatestructure.com )

@Tangs, Pavilion 2010

The first three pictures above is Jayson Lee Yit Zheng, 李业政, of the 8TV's "I Wanna Be A Model" ( 我要做Model ) Season 1, fame ( 2006 ). DOB: 20 Dec 1986, 182cm, 76kg from Cameron Highlands, Pahang. A sexy farmboy indeed!!!!! All the muscles gained from years of milking & agricultural activities! Who needs Fitness First anyway, right?!!!!

An Event held in 2008 at a popular club in KL. Any idea from anyone where isit and also the models? Haha...You see! That's the problem of not keeping your picture collections in order!

Look at the man on the left. I wonder where his eyes are looking at?!!!

Again the same man on the left! Cherishing the model's butt isit?!

The model above should be Ali. T Wenshen...

And this one is Wilson Tan Siong Ping...

2nd from left is Udd, Phirence Tan, SK Low..The one with the boxing glove is Jayson Lee.

An event at Triple Pride Parade, Maison. Sexy Private Structure Swim Trunks!

"Formal"-ity Fetish!

Some people have all sorts of fetish on "formality", to the extent of becoming part and parcel of their life. It is not a neccesity but somehow it has become a daily ceremonial activity in order to fulfill their lust!
For example :

• "Masturbation" Formality - The urge to masturbate daily, just for the sake of formality reason, especially when you have nothing to do.        ( That reminds me of a story: When i was 14 years old, one of my classmates suddenly ask aloud to my congregation of friends, do you guys know what is "masturbate" means ah? - And i confidently ( or rather non-chalantly ) , replied him - Of course everyone knows what is "Master-Bed" what - Everyone also have a MasterBed-room, your house don't have ah?!!! --- And then all of them started laughing -- And that's The End .... ( - _ -'').          For example : Jerry Kiat aka Beyond Kiat BLOG ( wink wink! - It's a compliment ya! )

• "Sex" Formality = Some people view SEX as a formality or rather their responsibility to their loved one. Eventhough when they are tired or disinterested, yet they will still go ahead with the ush-ush to maintain the relationship. [ Hahahahaha - Erm, do not relate Me & The Horny One, okay?!! ]. Or rather SEX is just what they do in their daily life. For example: The Sexy SgBoy BLOG ( sigh..make everyone envious of him nia - Hahaha )

•  "Underwear Buying" Formality - Some people have underwears that could last them a few years and yet they still have the urge of buying more underwears whenever they are at the Shopping Mall. And when you ask them why, they will just reply you, "Well, formality ma...Everytime i'm here, sure must buy at least 1 underwear one...". For example : The Gigantic Willy Boy, William BLOG ( Now, he even shares it with his HUBBY! Hahaha....If just The Horny One fits my SIZE as well - Hehehehe )

• "Cam-Whoring" Formality - Some people couldn't resist taking photos of themselves. These are very creative people whereby they have thousands of various poses that they can come up without looking fugly at all!!!! Eventhough they know that no matter how many thousands of photos they have took, it is still the same handsome looking pictures but just in a different perspective nia....Some people has this tendency to snap all kinds of photos when they are confronted with the Hotel Bathroom Mirror. [ Erm.....Me? Me? - Oops! ].  For example: The cute, bubbly Aaron BLOG.  

Okay..Okay..Why suddenly a nonsensical post from Simon Lover pulak...Well...Because some readers have commented to me before that i am writing less and less nowadays compared to when i just started. Instead, my blog has become a semi-porn blog featuring lotsa pictures in each of my new posts!!!!! -- Hahaha...So, in order to fulfill their desire, i ma start to write more... albeit, nonsensical'ly - lor...Hahahahaha.

But actually, that's not the point in today's post! Hehe -- It's just that coincidentally, i wanted to share with you guys, my terrible "FORMAL"-ITY FETISH which the HORNY ONE despise the most ----

Simon Lover has a "Formal"-ity Fetish Of Guys In "FORMAL" Wears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, what i'm lacking is the white tie! Must go get it! -- Me on the Right? --

And why suddenly Simon Lover became so disoriented today? -- That's because Simon Lover finally saw the most handsome Medical Sales Representative, "servicing" him this morning - After 3 years working in this peaceful town!!!! -- Hahahahaha.

Because i'm used to becoming the Most Gorgeous One in my whole work organization in the last few years, ( till the extent of causing me to lose my motivation of dressing stylishly in work ) the look of a super lengchai, especially in a formal attire, from afar has gotten Simon Lover's mind gone haywire at that moment! I was actually busy spring cleaning my office table when suddenly i saw a guy from my window, coming out from his car, which has just been parked in front of my office. I was like -- OH, MY GOD!

And mind you, for a guy to fall under my "Formal Wear" Formality Fetish, they should be -- Guys in tight-fitting work shirts and slim fit, flat front, low or super low-waist slacks that accentuates both the bulge & buttocks!

Fetish! Fetish! I want those low cut slacks!

---- I quickly unwind my venetian blind to get a full view of him! Saw him bending over his passenger seat for quite some time to pack his documents    [ If he did that in a gay neighborhood - I tell you, he will sure kena raped in few seconds one! Better be careful young man! ] -- My mind was..."Please GOD, please tell me that he's a Medical Sales Rep! Please! Please! Please! ---- After finish packing his documents, he took out his tie and started to "get dressed" in public! Hahaha -- He took a few look of my office surrouding and when his face was facing directly at my window, i quickly turned my head away!

Watching him walking in his tight fitting dark grey shirt with stripes and super low-waist striped, a lil' shiny slacks --- My dream really came true! Hahahaha....I had to open a few of my files, pretending that i'm busy before he came knocking on my door and i welcomed him with my open "arse" -- i mean, arms....! Hahahahahaha.

I can't imagine myself working in Klang Valley. How can i control my raging hormones?!!!

Throughout the session, my eyes was really transfixed at his gorgeous, smooth face...Listening orgasmically to his deep manly voice...Explaining "what he can produce with " -- i mean, his products to -- me.....But he was rather new to this field, So, he is still kinda shy, reserved and most of the time, i'm the one who had to start a new topic of discussion/questions, while keeping my poise and composure. Hahahaha.

After about 10 minutes, the chat session has come to an end. I shot on or shook his hand, informing him that i will contact him when i need his "service"! And i have myself to blame for not having a camera handphone! If not i could have snapped pictures of him while he was turning his back to me! Such a fit buttocks!!!!!!!!!!!!

And from his business card, i quickly google and facebook search him, but to no avail! If just he had put his full name instead of English Name + Surname nia!!! Kheksei! Kheksei! - But - But - But - I have his Business Card!!!!!!!! Meaning -- His Handphone Number as well! -- So, Guys...Will anyone of you volunteers to help me by calling & testing him to confirm whether "Is He One Us?!!!!!" Because i don't think my gaydar can detect any abnormalities in him ler.... --- Hahaha.

With sales reps looking smart like this, i will purchase anything from him ah - provided, if his "Price" is reasonable! Hehehe

Guys in semi-formal or smart casual attires do attract me as well! For example:

The ever stylish Malaysia Men's Folio Magazine Editor, William K.C. Kee....

So, does anyone of you shares the SAME "FORMAL"-ITY FETISH with SIMON LOVER?!!

( p/s: Thank you for reading my nonsensical post -- I'm not that perverted most of time. - It's Just that i've added some humor in my post to lighten up you guys! --  Haha. I guess i must start behaving more professional - jor! God help me ya! )

The Law Of Attraction!

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Postcards From Heaven!

Hmmm....The weekend has come & go in a flash of time. Working on both days doesn't help either. My weekend was spent on surfing, house chores, washing & polishing my car as well as watching the Thomas & Uber Cups.

The reason why i hate tidy'ing my room is because i'm a "keeper-kinda" guy. I don't really like to throw things away. I keep, and keep, and keep ( or rather, stashing it away in few big boxes? ). And one thing that i really HATE the most is -- "Having teary eyes whenever i look through the old collections" -- Be it cinema tickets, shopping receipts, restaurant receipts, old diaries & pictures, old scribblings --Each item made me reminisce the events that took place back then and one couldn't help stopping the tears from falling especially with all sweet memories coming back to haunt you. Hahahahaha.....

That's why, Simon Lover is also notorious for taking his own sweet time while tidy'ing. Out of the items that were left spreading on the entire floor & bed, chances are 75% of it will end up back into the boxes - again. And God knows when will the next time Simon Lover does his spring cleaning once again!!! - Hahaha

The same goes for Simon Lover's picture collections! Thousands of pictures stored in the laptop can really cause a big headache to Simon Lover if it's not arranged systematically. And yet, the infamous "Procrastination" has prevailed once more~!

It's already the middle of May, and with my Birthday & Wesak Holidays coming soon, i think should start posting regularly. If not, i can't achieve my tagline of "The World Of Sexy Men Is Meant To Be Shared With All The Sexy Guys Out There In The World And That Includes You Too!" - Muacks from Simon Lover!

( p/s: Pardon guys for not replying your comments. Lately there is something wrong with my browser. Sometimes I can't fully load my entire post appropriately or it's either very very slow -- Maybe i should start cutting back on the widgets & keeping minimal pictures in one post? )

In the meantime, "Malaysians can only wish that we have these kinda educational Postcards on "Sexually Transmitted Diseases" available in our country - as compared to our Southern counterpart....

Pungency On Different Spectrums!

Wow! What a sophisticated title from Simon Lover! Hahahe - Well, if it wasn't The tHORNy BF that suggested it. [ Now, when will the HOrny One make another guest post - leh? Any requests for it? ]

Yes! The DURIAN SEASON is back with a VENGEANCE! I had my first taste of the Durian fruit today and it was really delicious indeed!!!! This year's durian season came a little earlier in my work-town compared to last year, where the weather was not so good, causing it to be cultivated only in June.

For those who are not familiar with Durian, here's a brief introduction to it: ( read more in wikipedia )

• Durian is a tropical fruit, found mainly in Malaysia, Thailand, Brunei and certain parts of Indonesia. 
• Widely known and revered in Southeast Asia as the "KING OF FRUITS", the durian is distinctive for its large size, unique odour and formidable thorn-covered husk.
• The edible flesh emits a distinctive odour, strong and penetrating even when the husk is intact. Some people regard the durian as fragrant; others find the aroma overpowering and offensive.
• The smell evokes reactions from deep appreciation to intense disgust. The odour has led to the fruit's banishment from certain hotels and public transportation in southeast Asia.

 This year will be my 3rd Year [ Sigh, i don't know whether it's a good thing or a bad thing, living in a quaint, small, little peaceful town - far far away in the deep jungle of Peninsular Malaysia? ] enjoying the endless supply of this succulent, creamy pulp seed of Durian!

Seriously, the amount of Durians that i ate in this last two years over here is more than what i've eaten in my entire 20 year plus-plus life! For 3 months, nearly everyday i will savour at least, a few Durian seeds! -- And mind you, these Durians are not those of poor qualities -- Durians given to me by my rich landlady, concern patients, regular kopitiam aunties and uncles are Durians that ranged from D24, "Mao Shan Wong", Raja Kunyit, to "Ang He@ Red Prawn", etc!

Just like the famous food traveller & a durian lover as well, Anthony Bourdain puts it, "It's taste can only be described as...indescribable, something you will either love or despise. ...Your breath will smell as if you'd been French-kissing your dead grandmother."

The Durian tree..One has to mind their head when passing through the Durian Farm....You wouldn't want to get hit by a falling Durian & end up in the hospital oh!

The Durian Fruits hanging on the branches....

A Durian Fruit seller....!

.... And The DURIAN that i had today ....

Look at how yellowish it is!! Yummylicious!

And how big is the one pulp seed!!! Very mouth-filling indeed!

And the leftover after chowing down my durian!

And of course, the Pungency does not ends there as well. I'm refering to Malaysia's Thomas Cup 2010 Badminton squad where they played miserably and suffered a trashing & humiliating semifinal defeat ( 0 - 3 ) to China in our own backyard yesterday.

The duel between the World No.1, Lee Chong Wei ( Malaysia ) and World No.2, Lin Dan ( China ) should be an explosive, hard-fought match but instead....Our Datuk Lee Chong Wei lost tamely to Lin Dan, 21-17, 21-8, in just 47 minutes. 

The match was so lopsided that Datuk Lee lost the 2nd set in just 10 minutes, collecting only 8 points. I do not know why, but Datuk Lee has this psychological barrier that he needs to overcome. Everytime he meets Lin Dan, it's so obvious that Datuk Lee has this fear/phobia [ or rather Lin Dan exudes his invicible aura to near perfection? ] of losing to Lin Dan. Datuk Lee tends to be defensive instead of being confident in attacking. 

The worst duel of all-time is definitely the Beijing Olympics 2010, where Datuk Lee lost the Gold Medal to Lin Dan in 39 minutes, 21-12, 21-8! I can still remember watching the match over a big projector screen at the vicinity of Sungei Wang plaza, where i was just happened to walk by.

Datuk Lee Chong Wei

China's Lin Dan.

And also, the disappointing performance of Malaysia's Koo Kien Kiet-Tan Boon Heong doubles match. The only reprieve was Wong Choon Hann, though we know that he's already quite old, but at least he made a gallant effort. Well, all it's not lost. At least we still have Lee Chong Wei as the the only World Number One who always succumb to pressure in Major Tournaments, but always win in all the tournaments he's in ( except the Major Ones ) to lead Malaysia in the next few years.

Lastly, no matter what, Datuk Lee Chong Wei and Koo Kien Kiet-Tan Boon Heong has made Malaysia Proud many times before and i hope, they will continue to do so in the future. Malaysia Boleh-as always!

And As for me, I can't wait to savour the delicious Durians in this coming few months! I will also control my desire in order of maintaining my bodylicious body too! Hehe. For those who want to try "IT", come over to my work-town and it's my "pleasure" to "entertain" your desires!!! -- Hahahaha! 

( Oops! Sorry for the cheesy lines ya! - Love you as always, tHORNY BF! )