Today, me and the Horny BF were horny for a massage. It's been a long, long time since we had our last massage session ( You can read some of my old massage posts :
- http://simonlover83.blogspot.com/2010/08/relaxation-massage-spa.html ( inc. a video of a sexy singaporean being jerked off by his masseur )
- http://shamelessmack.wordpress.com ( A very informative website about gay venues in South-East-Asia, written by a sexy caucasian! )
( Hahaha -- Sometimes I feel that Malays and Thais are similar in one way, which is, they don't really look photogenic on photos...But when you see them in real person, they can look very gorgeous and rape-licious indeed! )
Do you guys agree with my statement above , BEFORE looking at this picture?! Hahahahaha
So, me and the Horny BF entered the premise. There's a man who speaks impeccable english manning the counter, and we asked for two normal body massage. The normal body massage costs RM40 + 5% Gov.Tax ( ?!!! ) = Total: RM42 for 1 hour. And there's a different rate if we take the private( extra RM8 ) or shared rooms. So, we picked the shared room one. ( Hahahahahaha. SO STINGY US! ). There was no line-up of masseurs for us to pick at all. Instead, we were directed to the end of corridor immediately. [ I was actually hoping to pick a lengchai Malay one --! Mana-tau?!! ]
Me and my wild fantasies...Must control self - jor!
We proceed to the shared massage room and upon entering, the place immediately brings us back to how it looks exactly like the normal, Thai Massage Centers in Bangkok where we were just separated by curtains. Hahaha. But unlucky for me, there's no curtain for my massage bed and i was practically in an free-for-all to see-especially-passers-by, expose situation!!! Fortunately, my bed was the last one at the end of the row. Well, at least it can help me feel more erotic during my massage session, especially with the idea of me being massaged naked and chances of my erect cock being exposed to strangers, are swimming in my mind!
Me and The Horny Bf...Two Chinese Sluts, lying down & waiting to be massaged by Malay Jejaka(s)! Hehehe
After stripping and laying naked, with the towel covering my butt on the bed ( it's a raised bed, like those ambulance type one --- I should have asked the Horny BF to take a picture of me and post it over here, but then again....Sigh. I forgot! ), a cute Malay guy came in. According to ShamelessMack's BLOG, the guy has a S2 Body ( Standard, Slim Healthy Guy ), with a smooth complexion and Beckham's hairstyle!
Just FYI, My masseur was fully clothed all they way
But then again, Kursani is also known to follow a good rules and regulations as well as having straight masseurs. Thus, the massage session went on without any hanky panky and I myself, was not sure whether my masseur is a gay or not. Because is a shared room, I didn't dare to chat much with him.
The epitome of a beautiful MALAY BUTT!!!!
THat's how my butt will look like whenever his hands move around my thighs and butt!! - So paiseh betul!
Throughout that 1 hour session, I only managed to have 3 short conversations with him:
a) Simon: Erm..Nama apa - ah? ( What's your name? )
Masseur : Dior-dre.
Masseur: Dior-dre ( Until now, I still couldn't grasp what's his name actually! )
( and I'm not sure whether he's Malaysian because his Malay sounds like Indonesian )
A Chinese Twink like me, being massaged openly..
b) Simon : Sudah lama kerja kat sini? ( How long have you been working here? )
Masseur : 3 tahun. ( 3 years )
Simon : Oh......
Bang, nak saya tolong you pancut air mani keh? --- Oops!
c) Simon : Sangat slim, senang massage kan ... ( I'm so slim, it's easy to massage right?! )
Masseur : Ya. Tak berapa letih. ( Yup, it's not so energy-draining. Hahaha )
Argh.....Stim betul urut batin. Kembang keras sekarang ni! Macam mana?!!!
His massage presses are actually quite strong for a slim guy. But he maintained his professionalism most of the time. There were no butt holes molestation as well as "innocent" touches of my balls and erect cock. He did not remove my towel as well and I was strategically covered during my thigh and chest massages. --- Though I had the occasional erections during those moments. [ Hahaha...My mind was actually hoping for him to remove my towel and proceed to fore-play one..Hence, the occasionally tent build-ups! But then again, maybe the masseur is straight? Or because free manhood massage was not provided unless I take the longer 1.5 hour sesssion. ]
A Sexy Mixed Malay Stud! ---
However, he did chatted with me, albeit, two short ones:
a) Masseur: Cantik, tak potong. ( Nice, uncut! )
Simon : Siapa kata tak potong? ...Nah, sudah potong ma....after pulling down my foreskin..tsk,tsk,tsk
( Who say's it's uncut?...There, it's cut now!!! )
( All sorts of dirty things flashed though my head -- I imagined myself being "di-lancap/onani"
( masturbation ); di-hisap ( sucked ); di-liwat ( anal ) by my cute Malay masseur! =P )
The joy of being uncut is that you can be both, cut and uncut in one session! Hahaha
b) Masseur :Badan sangat halus dan tak banyak rambut kecuali, sini sangat lebat!
( Your body is so smooth and soft, except...you have a lot of pubic hairs!!! )
Simon : Just smiled back embarrassingly. Hahaha
( Well, ever since I've switched job, I think I have not trim my bushes for more that 3-4months d...
and since it's Chinese New Year as well, it's very superstitious for me to cut any parts of my hair,
except my moustache, because in chinese tradition, cutting our hair during CNY indirectly means
cutting our "wealth" away, because in Chinese, "hair" rhymes with "wealth" ma...... - Hence, I'm
actually looking and feeling very bushy from head to toe at the moment! )
Yes, it's very inauspicious to cut any parts of hair in our body during the 15 days of Chinese New Year Celebrations. ( except minor hair parts like moustache and beards )!
The only time my towel was fully removed and exposing my pai-seh erection was when he took my towel and wipe off the oil from my body. Hahaha...Even "THAT" couldn't TEMPT him...HAIK!
Atau si masseur tu masih prefer hisap konek melayu? lebih sesuai dengan citarasa beliau - kot?!
The place it's actually kinda rundown, the bedsheets can be very unacceptable to those clean-control-gay-freaks. There's a Herbal Steamroom and the crowd is mainly middle aged Malay Men, with both of us being the fairest of them all. Haha.
The slim, twinky Malay Boys!
Hahahahaha.. And so, there goes my simple massage session. The Horny BF's masseur was very professional and no Hanky Panky as well. I ended up back home with a slight pain discomfort at my bladder area ( Hahahahaha ---- Now, I'm sure ALL OF YOU have experienced this kinda pain before where it only happens whenever we have strong, hard erections for a prolonged period but unable to "released" it...Causing the half-way through pre-cums, scurrying back to our semen vesicals! ) and at the time of this writing, I'm still keeping "IT" , so it can be used for my next Rainy Day with da Horny BF...soon!! Hehehe.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY to everyone ya!( p/s: Think I'll make another trip to Kursani and try out their "1.5 hour" session. Hehe. And I wonder how will Dior-dre perform this time instead - leh?!!! - Hiao-ah!
( Hahaha..It's been a long, long time since I've heard many Malay curses compared to my secondary all-boys school 10 years ago. )
p/s 2: The last two conversations with him about being cut/uncut were actually fictional! Hahahahahaha....But I admit I had lotsa "sinful" thoughts swimming in my mind each time his hands were on my butt, thighs and chest - lor...Especially the imaginations and desire for a warm, moist.........ahem..ahem.......you-know-what!!! )
Now, I just hope that there are more and more open-minded Malays in Malaysia who are willing to go swimming, dressed in swim trunks just like the Malay guy above.
This post is also dedicated to all my sexy Malay reader, whereby I receive lots of daily hits after this sexy, malay gay blog ( http://kesahdunialaki.blogspot.com ) added my blog in his blog roll! Thanks !