Friday, October 1, 2010

A Massage Getaway....

Here I am...Blogging at Old Town Kopitiam, Jaya One, while waiting for the Horny One, who has a Job Interview going on at the moment......While as for myself, I had just finished my third and last job interview, earlier this morning. - I can tell you, going through three job interviews in a space of three days can be really energy-draining!!!! - So, what did we do to relax ourselves? --- Hehehehe.....We went for a massage, yet again! Hehehehehe...

Initially we wanted to try out, "The Emperor", located in Salak South, because from Utopia's website, someone commented that the "service" was satisfactory and you pay only RM50 for a 1 hour 20 mins massage & body scrub. - We got off at the wrong time yesterday evening, coming out from Times Square at 6.45pm, we eventually got stucked in the traffic jam for about 1 hour 20mins before closing in to our destination, where, unfortunately to us...We missed the turning and the only way back is making a U-Turn to the opposite direction, which was jammed up as well!!!!

Thus, it seems that fate made us so, that we couldn't run a away from Borneo Native massage, which was our initial plan before deciding on Salak South. ( You can read my previous entry of Borneo Native Massage, over HERE ). And off we go, from Salak South to Jalan Kuchai Lama, using our 80% reliable Papago GPS, it took us barely 20mins to reach our destination!


I just wish we can have a good massage at affordable massage rates just like in Thailand! Hehehe..And sexy Thai Guys "servicing" me as well?! Hehehe..

We went up to the massage center, not many guys were available at that moment, and the counter guy recommended two masseurs who have better massaging skills, to us. There's one, by the name of Alex, a 30-something Chinese guy, whom I have seen many times before, but never picked him before because he has some sorta "hamsap-looking" masseur look who will jump into a sex-session instead of purely massage. But this time I had no choice but to try him out. As usual, we were directed to the massage cubicles and I began stripping before lying down nakedly, faced down, and covering my bubbly tan-lined butt with a skimpy towel.

Alex came in a few minutes later, and then, off goes my skimpy towel!!!!! ---- I was expecting a cliche oil-massage session where the masseur will massage your body "effortless"ly..before proceeding to the compulsory 'jerking" session...But boy I was wrong...Instead, what I got was a session of rough, muscle/bone-breaking where Alex, amazingly applied strong Chinese traditional acupunture-like massage, all over my back and neck, while explaining which part of my body which is tired/painful and has a lot of "winds"! I didn't expect Alex to be professionally well-trained in Chinese Traditional Massage and ended up with so much pulling, stretching, twitching, elbowing, "fingering" that made my stressed out body feeling lighter!





Of course, throughout the session, there are some erotic moments...e.g. caressing your oiled-testicles ( Did I mentioned before that I like the sensation of being caressed by the balls before, have I?!!! - Hehehehe ), and the usual-compliments on how smooth is my back and butt....hehehe...which is something I'm proud of......and nipple-molestation! I was actually "limped" throughout the session..But I dunno why, once he spread my legs wide open and placed it on his hips, Simon's little brother immediately sprang into action!!!!! --- And so, here goes the compulsory "jerking off"session by the masseur....I was very "high" indeed! But in the end, i politely decline to "cum" and we finished off with shoulder & head massage instead.


All in all, the massage is one of the best that I've ever had...and as for the Horny BF, he too had one of the best traditional purely Malay Massage ( nothing hanky-panky ) ever by a hunky and handsome ( yes, handsome! ) Malay masseur by the name of Amir ( which I will "TRY" him out in my next trip - I guess?!! - Hehehehe ) --- all for RM50/hour massage ( they have increased the price from RM40/hour last year and just FYI, they have Licence from the Local Council, so, I think you can have your massage session without worrying being caught in a raid ).

So, I guess that's about it from me & the Horny BF as the moment. I have a wedding dinner tomorrow night and the HOrny BF"s is concerned of being FREE on Saturday Night. Any takers of the Horny BF on this Saturday Night?!! Hehehehe...You can drop your comments if you wanna meet up with him!

With that..Simon Lover wish everyone a Happy Weekend ahead ya! Muacks

16 comments:

lionfever said...

is it strict on age limit ?

Yosomolo said...

woo~
ur horny bf free on Sat?

XIAN said...

shit lol i have a wedding dinner at OU. hahahah

William said...

Never miss a chance to go for skanky massages. :S

Rob said...

I loved the massage I got when I went to Bangkok and never thought there would be something like it here in Melbourne. A few months ago I started a new job and noticed a massage shop just around the corner so I decided to give it a try. I definitely wasn't disappointed. The massage was kinda weak, not like yours but the guy was very cute and had the most amazing bubble butt. He and I were both naked for the massage and when he jerked me off it felt so good. I've been back for a second time to try a different guy and he surprised me by jerking me off between his legs, now that was hot :-) The guys give good service but it's so expensive compared to BKK and what you paid.

Skyhawk said...

How much u paid for your session? Anticipating your blog on HornyOne and the Malay masseur..lolx!

Zach said...

Great picks...in my experience, both Alex and Herman (in your previous post) are probably the best masseurs in the centre. I have been using them for many years.

There's another guy, Sam, which has his strength in massaging the legs.

simonlover said...

@LionFever: Hey, thanks for dropping by. Hmmm..I don;t think there's an age limit, but preferably more than 18yo to be on the safe side.

@Yosomolo: Haha. Yup, he's too bored till he went pleasured himself instead! Kheksei

@Xian: Hw was the dinner? Haha. Me din spot any lengchais at mine! Kheksei

@William: Haha. More than 1year jor lor din go there. They had increased the price since January when we asked, "Eh,hei kar jor ah?!"

@ROb:Was it Asian or Caucasian? Hehe. Just curious...

@Skyhawk: RM50/hour. Haha. The Horny One didn't have any skanky moments with the Malay Stud as well - Both Top, can't 2-Become-1!!!

@Zach: Oh,nice to see that one of my readers have been to Borneo massage before! Oh, that day Sam was manning the counter since Anthony was away on travel..That Anthony also very hamsap one. Always say, if he has the chance, sure will massage me instead..!!!

XIAN said...

lol there was this cute guy!!!! we checked each other out but no chance to approach each other. =(((((((((((

Takashi said...

simonlover didnt call me out while in kl...

so i am angry at him >.<

Janvier said...

Only 80% accurate?!

Hmmm. Word verification 'rubcoch'.

Zach said...

Haha...ya ya...Anthony says the same thing to me too...but I have never taken his offer all these years. What happened to the Malaysia Grindr series ah?

Jaded Jeremy said...

So was your body sore all over after the intense massage?

Rob said...

@simonlove: My masseur was asian :-)

Anonymous said...

how to get to borneo massage? can't find it from google map.

hafizi naim Ismail said...

where did this shop located, i really2 want to go plus i live in Malaysia..pls give me the address

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