Saturday, March 22, 2014

8 Signs That You're A Gay Asian Traveller!

Here is a good article, written by Ryan Ong ( You can read it here http://wayfarer.theluxenomad.com/8-signs-youre-an-asian-traveler/ ) -- but edited by Simon Lover ...Hahahahahaha

8 Signs That You're A "Gay" Asian Traveller!







1. You're More Interested in the Shopping than the Monuments


It's a good thing that the Eiffel Tower@Paris isn't for sale, or we'd have bought it if we could! It's not that gay Asian travellers aren't interested in history, we just like to take a piece of a place back with us!








2. Your Camera Lens is larger than a small child's head!


We need a good camera because we photograph everthing! Even food, pets, and fellow tourists posing beside random street signs!



3. You make that "V" sign in almost every picture you take!


In Britain, make sure it's not the back of your hand that's showing when you do it! Otherwise, your itinerary will include the doctor's office!




4. You have an unlimited range of improbable poses!


We don't just want an interesting picture, we want to taunt the jealous relatives who weren't there with us. Hence, our many ways of making the most serious monuments look ridiculous








5. You have a convenience store's worth of groceries and food supplies!


Seriously, if you ever need a wet wipe, sanitizer or oil blocks while on tour, look for a Gay Asian traveller. They hoard these like apocalypse survivors hoard canned food! But for the divas, keeping oneself smelling good is a must!






6. Your bag is worth the GDP of the a Country!


These same people will then use traveller's cheque, for fear of being mugged! Go figure....






7. You'll wake up for the FREE breakfast, even if it kills you!


If we're still asleep when it's time for the complimentary buffet breakfast, you'd better wake us up! Otherwise, you get to hear us whine about that missed meal for the rest of the trip!




8. Nothing is as foreign as the concept of "Roughing It".


When we say we were "roughing it", we probably meant there was nowhere to charge our iPads, MacBook, iPhones. Asian travellers are the lifeblood of big hotel chains, luxury villas and stylish boutique hotels. So, don't expect your gay Asian friend to hold up in a tiny 3-star motel or hostel!






11 comments:

William said...

Guess I'm not really a Gay Asian traveller

Fable Frog said...

i hit 1 out of 8?? OMG! my life is a lie! what am i?

thompsonboy said...
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eric takashi said...

Yeah.. not me..

I dont do V pose.. I dont have expensive bags.. I dont have big cameras.. I dont have a wide range of perfumes..

Although I'll wake up JUST for the free breakfast, I'll shop.. I'll buy anything a place represents.. And I seriously need minimum 2 electrical points.. I sometimes do stupid pose like kissing eiffel and hugging pisa.. but yeah..

half only.. still not considered gay asian traveller lol.

simonlover said...

@Thompsonboy: The stereotyping is actually just for us to laugh at ourselves ...Paiseh if it makes us look like a HIMBO. Cheer up? Muacks --- even me myself behaved 3 of the above only @_@

@Eric: Hahahaha ...But your aura already exposed yourself as THE gay traveller - lor! >_<

Anonymous said...

I think you are rite..100%..haha =)

Lee Syameer said...

What I've always been doing all these years ^___^

haikal meow meow said...

omg..the guy in the first picture is soooooooo cute..!!! who is he..?? *wink

Ethan West said...

I Just showed this post to a gay chinese friend I have met abroad and his laughing his fucking ass off.

Nice post, greetings from a spanish guy in Poland ;)

Anonymous said...

point no. 4 is damn funny! supported by gd pics somemore!

eric takashi said...

My aura? Lol . Spoil already. Undetectable