Of Horny Bottoms, Trysts and Market Place --- Part 1!

Hmmm....Da Horny BF has been pestering me to write more of our daily lives instead of excessive posting on pictures of sexy guys. So, today I'm going to write wonderful things that are going on in Horny BF's life ( Not that he cannot write it by himself...since he also has a blog!!! )

So, in this past three months, we spent most of our "pak-tor-ing" moments at Fitness First GYMs, especially after work. However, sometimes I couldn't accompany the Horny BF to the gym especially when I have to work during weekends. Hence, it explains why after 3 months, my body managed to tone up, JUST a little bit....! --- Compared to the Horny BF, who has managed to slim down 5 kilos and going a waist down from size 32 jeans to size 31!!!! -- You tell me?!!! -- That Horny Bugger now complains that his size 32 jeans are too loose for him - jor and now needs to buy Size 31 pants...."Isn't it a waste of money - bor?!!!! " --Cuz who's going to wear his size 32 pants now -- since I'm definitely out of da picture!!!

And ever since that Horny Bugger has slim down and toned up, he has been attracting a lot of unwanted attentions....from the Totally Horny Bottoms to the Totally Tops who're willing to be Versatiles ---!!!! Talking about "tough" luck - eh?!!

Indecent Proposal 1:

a) The first and only time I went to Avenue K's FF is when I need to make some refunds. So, while I was ticked off for chatting with da Sexy, Towering, David the Swimboi ( Yup, the same guy that Eric and Jared Vincent went Ga-ga over him at Kelana Jaya -- Hey, I have the same swim trunk with him ya'know!! Haha. So, expect to have the same reactions when you see me on it ya! =P  ) --- He managed to strike a conversation with a sexy Malay Hunk, not only one or two sentences, but he even managed to get his telephone number while I was at the counter filling up some forms! -- And they have been good friends ever since then.

The controversial Chinese New Year picture......

Indecent Proposal 2:

b) The gyms are where all the sexiest, hunkiest, fittest and charismatic gays  alive gather and flaunt around their auras. But of all gays....One particular Horny Bottom fell in love with da Horny BF - wor! --- At FIRST SIGHT some more!! And ever since then, da Horny Bottom has been asking him out for meals, movies and jalan-jalan, which the Horny BF happily obliged. The only time that me & da Horny Bottom met eye-to-eye was when we swam at the Fitness First Empire Swimming Pool....

Da Horny BF was happily cuddling, molesting and squeezing da Horny Bottom, who was wearing a blue BODS trunk, at the pool. As I walk towards the pool, da Horny BF began to move away from da Horny Bottom before rushing towards me......Why?....Because I stripped off my towel, parading, and wearing a red BODS swim trunk which barely leaves any imagination at all.... --- Before da Horny BF came up and "advised" me, never ever wear these kinda skimpy trunks especially when I go swim alone --- Well, you guys should know the rebel in me right?!!! I was actually happy to see da Horny Bottom went berserk and swam vigorously and "merajuk-ly" across the pool  --- Even after da Horny BF went over and tried to cool him down, without much success. While I purposely hug and tease and give da Horny BF some pecks on da cheek, in full view as well! Hahahaha -- I'm so MEAN - eh?!

The "Face-Off" Trunk!
To have this kinda body after 3 months of gym ( albeit, sparringly ) is like a tragic story to the FF Trainers!!!! Yikes!

But then again, after that Face-Off, da Horny Bottom still continue to pursue da Horny BF relentlessly. Not that I'm complaining, besides liking my Horny BF, he's actually quite a good boy and da Horny BF enjoyed going out with him.

Indecent Proposal 3:

c) Hahaha..Though this has nothing to do with gyms. Instead, it's the Grindr Boys! -- Da Horny BF met a guy over at Grindr. They went for breakfast a few times and instantly, da CHINA BOY ( aged 20 years old ) professed his love towards Horny BF. -- Hahaha...Seriously, I dunno why my Horny BF has this sort of magnetic field that can pull guys over -- Though I'm not one of them. Haha. It was me, the other way round instead, that pulled da Horny BF. ( You can read it HERE and HERE )

So, da Horny BF brought me to see da CHINA BOY, indirectly though. The CHINA BOY is a student at Monash Uni and is working part-time at a Japanese Restaurant. So, a few of our straight friends came down to visit us and we brought them to the japanese restaurant which the CHINA BOY is working.


Hahahaha.....Immediately I saw the CHINA BOY and I knew it was him. Haha. He was so shocked, yet Happy to see da Horny BF where he purposely offered himself to be our "waiter" for the night. Well, actually da Horny CHINA BOY is a good boy. Very well-mannered, shy, slim but speak fluent English -- seriously much better than me! -- and possessed that "Yeeaahh,....nei hou suey ge lar" kinda-body language and aura!!! --- But then again, me LIKEY! I dunno why --- Just like that what the Horny BF put in his words.." I dunno why, the more sissy the guy is, the more infatuated Simon Lover is towards da guy!!!! - Beh tahan" --- So, that CHINA BOY served our table for that night..With him kept re-filling our green tea, before sashaying away with da fingers on his lips, disappearing a-la-effeminate-Chow Sing Chi-Ng Man Tat-style.....and go, in a manja tone .....Now, together my boys......."Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh ...............!"

After all those stories, there's one thing that has not changed...Which is the love that da Horny BF has for me. Even though there are so many tempations within the grasps of da Horny BF, he still maintained his faithfulness towards me ( Though I wouldn't mind him having a fling or two, just that I always remind him to play safe ) since I'm not an angel myself!!!! ---- Therefore, this post is just to tease da Horny BF...He knows that I like to make him angry....But then again, there's no hatred between husband and wife, right. So there...!!! --- Love my Fatty Bom ( Better not call him Fatty Bom d...In no time soon, he'll be fighting with me & PLUBOY for our size 29 jeans!!!,)  from Simon Lover!  ---- [ Sigh...This post is SO NOT Simon Lover....I'm being forced to expressed myself -- Hahahaha...Stupid Horny BF ........!!! ]