Naked Masahiro Motoki & The Departures ( おくりびと: Okuribito )

Hey hey...Recently i managed to get a copy of The Departures ( おくりびと: Okuribito ) DVD, a 2008 Japanese film, from my beloved Horny BF. It was a surprised, but a well-deserved Oscar winner of The Best Foreign Language Film in the 2009 Academy Awards. It was shown in GSC's International Screens a few months back but i didn't manage to watch it.

It's a delightful movie about a cellist ( played by Masahiro Motoki ) who has just lost his job when his ochestra group was disbanded. Unable to cope with it, he decided to move back to his hometown. Over there, he spotted an Ad job and decided to try his luck. Little did he know, he was hired immediately ( without knowing what's the job is ) and after much persuasion from the owner, he decided to take the job of "encoffinment" -- a japanese ceremonial procedure of preparing, dressing & praying for the corpse before putting them in the coffin. So, along the way, he has his ups & downs with his inner self, family & friends.

It is an enlightening movie with beautiful music & scenic background of rural Japan -- Thanks to the excellent cinematographer. It also touches the heart of the viewers with it's many poignant & heartwarming scenes ( again -- it manages to melt Simon Lover's infamous, Heart Of Steel...sob sob..) and of course, it is imbued with some comedic antics here & there, making the lead actor looking very very cute in this role!

"A story of love, of discovery, of revelation and of the transcending human spirit, "Departures" will linger in your heart and mind long after viewing."

The Cast At The Oscars 2009

So, due to my curious nature, i decided to find out more about the Lengjai lead actor, Masahiro Motoki ( 本木雅弘 ) !


Birthdate : 21 Dec 1965 ( 44 years old d still yet so sexy! )
Nickname : Mok-kun
Status : Married with two kids

Started his career way back in 1982 as one of the members of the popular 80's Boyband Group, Shibugakitai. Good looks & chiseled cheekbones also led him to the world of fashion modeling.( You can read more of his Biography in wikipedia & Big In Japan ). He also won numerous award for his film acting careers, be it at the movies or dramas. He also done alot of commercials and he's one of the longest spokeperson for Mandom / Gatsby even till now.

"For a young boy with a flair for calligraphy ( his work featured on the calendar for the 24th Para-Olympic Games in Nagano 1988 ), Motoki has certainly come a long way and no doubt he will continue to develop as an actor long after the boyish looks that first brought him fame begin to fade" - Matt Welch, Big In Japan..

Back in 1991, he appeared nude in a nude photo book, White Rooms, by critically-acclaimmed, japanese photographer, Shinoyama Kishin. So, without further a due, i present to you...Some of the pictures i managed to find from the net ( You must rmbr, it was way back in 1991 when internet wasn't very alive back then...He was only 26yo back then. But, now at 44 yo, he still look as dashing as ever and there are a few nude scenes in The Departures as well! )

Very sexy isn't it?!!!!

.....And now we compare his body, now at the age of 44 years old versus 26 yo for the pics above..........

The Sexy Bathing Scene in "The Departures"
( if you notice, quite a lot of Jap actors are not ashamed of going nude in shower scenes as compared to our HK, Taiwan counterparts! Sigh )

Hope u guys enjoyed the pics! Muacks From Simon!

Men's Uno Underwear

Wow..I have realized that the last time i blogged under the Tag of "Sexy Brands" was way way way back in 17 July 2008 ( Aqux Swimwear ). Wah....Time really flies so fast!!!!!!!!!!! Just a simple post for today ( Busy again? Hehehe )....

Men's Uno Magazine is a very popular men's fashion & lifestyle magazine that has been loong published in Taiwan, Hong Kong, China and most recently, in Malaysia...Due to its immense popularity, they decided to venture into their own clothing line, unsuprisingly called, "Men's Uno Bodywear". It is exclusively designed for the stylish urban man who pays attention to the latest fashions, dare to push the buttons by wearing provocative yet sexy style of clothes and hoping to bring Men's Fashion to a higher level. ( www.mensunoshop.com )

Hope u guys enjoy some of the lovely pics below ( click on the pics for larger version )...I'm sure there are alot of sexy Men's Uno advertisement spreadsheets which i can't really find it on the net =(.... Muacks from Simon!

Click on the pic ya..Hahaha... I find it very cute when guys put their "crown jewel" pointing upwards...Sexy.... =)

Why can't we get this type of sexy low cut designs in Msia ler?

For those who have too much "bushes" over them, i suggest to get it trimmed so it looks sexier & neat. =)

Who wants to frame them up in a glass box and keep them in the living room? Please hands up!!

Molested By A Gor-Gor = Part 2

Jeng Jeng Jeng...Hahaha....I think it would be an anti-climatic finale for this post lor ( Continuation from Part 1 )....Nearly 47% of the readers voted that the Gor-Gor was handsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha.......Coincidentally, i'm back in my hometown at the moment...And i there i was, rummaging through my old stacks of Secondary School YearBooks, trying to find a pic of the "Gor-Gor"to show it to everyone.....The earliest one that i have was my bro's 1992 Edition...After a futile search of the '92 Edition, i tried the '93, '94, '95 Editions and i still can't find the Gor-Gor's pictures!!!!!! And this, can be theorically divided to TWO probable conclusion...That is, either the Gor-Gor had graduated in 1991 or The Gor-Gor did not submit his photo to Yearbook!! Aiseh!! What a waste!!! If not, u guys could have judged how he looked like... =)

And finally to clarify Jerry Boy's curiosity....The Gor-Gor actually Is........................................... Not A Lengchai & Also A Chi-Ko Pek Type of Guy Look ( Sorry for the disappointment!!!....... Hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha...... Really, i'm not exaggerating! He wear specs, a lil' plump and has a slight hunch on the back!!!! Hahahahahaha...Don't let me go further on it!!! I also wish that he was a lengchai ( Who doesn't?!!!! )... Hahaha.. ....In summary, the guy is just an average Joe trying to find gullible boys to satisfy his needs lor ..And i was the unknowingly and unlucky one to be his victim...But a very fortunate victim too because i was not harmed or even sexually abused by him at all...Just kena "Turned Around" in circles while he humping me, fully clothed lar... =)...Hahahaha..So, this is THE END of the STORY lar!!!!!!!!!........Felt very paiseh to post the ending albeit a lil' too late. =(

CHEERS from SIMON k!!! And have a HAPPY WEEKEND ahead!!!! ( couldn't upload any sexy pics cuz i'm using the "ever-efficient" Dial-Up of Malaysia's TMNet Boleh'land!!!! )

It's Shower Time!

For the past few days, it had been very BUSY for me...Paperwork, travelling, purchasing, making appointments, admin work...Yikes! And all this has a taken a toll on my idea for new posts!!! And again, i have to skip some of the stories from my previous post. So, i would like to share some sexy guys in showers for u all to see as an appetizer first....Please bear with me k! Muacks from Simon!

p/s: U see!!! All because of rushing to work, i had accidentally knocked my wristwatch's face hard on the grill door and there's a crack now!!!! Sigh!!!! Very very very sad & khek hei ah!!! =(

Moonlight Resonance

Hehehehe...A lil' off topic for today before my Part-2 of Molested By A Gor-Gor...Yes!!! Tonight Astro's 311 Wah Lai Toi will be showing "Moonlight Resonance" ( 溏心風暴之家好月圓 ) -- Hahaha...Though i know it has been a year since the TVB drama debuted, still..it was one of my all time favorite drama!


Hahahaha..And the ONE year anniversary of the drama also play a significant role in my life too because it was also nearly ONE year ago, that i was in Hong Kong & Macau watching it on HK-TV and played some role in contributing to their record-breaking TV viewership ratings especially their 2hour-finale!!!

How funny of us back then whn after whole day of backpacking, everyone rushes back to our hostel room, had our shower, feeling refreshed and waiting for that one moment of the day...which is exactly at 9.30pm HK Time -- the time whn Moonlight Resonance comes on air!!! Hahahahahaha

However, we were unable to watch the Full finale because it was our final day in Macau and we had to have a last trip around Macau town & dinner was on the cards too...However, one thing that i've noticed in HK & Macau, their celebration of Mooncake Festival is very-very-very-very pale compared to Malaysia. It's very difficult to find mooncakes ( trust me! )be it in the bakeries or shopping centres ( where is Kam Lun Tai, Overseas or etc whn we want them? ) and even Lanterns!! So u guys, if u ever plan to visit HK/Macau during Mid-Autumn Festival, you should give it a go instead. It's better to visit during the Winter/Summer/CNY period.

Moonlight Resonance was also one of the very few dramas/movies that had ever made me shed some tears ( Yes!!! I'm not known as Simon Lover aka Heart Of Steel for nothing! ). The acting & script-wise was so heart wrenching that you really can't help but to cry at the right moment!!

If you guys have the time..Please watch the drama if you can. Astro's 311 Wah Lai Toi 9.30pm. It's Hong Kong's TVB Highest Rating Drama ever! Seriously! ( wikipedia )

Here are Some of the lengchai casts... ( Though most of them are of supporting roles...Minus Raymond Lam's "Gun Ka Chai" of course! )

Raymond Lam...His theme song for the movie is also a very popular.....

Ah..The ever sexy Bosco Wong!!!!!!!!!
I have never really liked him til' he started to act in modern dramas dressing so metrosexually!!! War-Of-In-Laws 2 anyone?

Chris Lai ...though his role was substantially reduced vs Heart Of Greed...

ANd the nmewcomer to the family, Vincent Wan!!!! He acted as the youngest kid in the family!

He even has his own blog http://vincentkahungwan.blogspot.com

SICK!!!! -- Minor Food Poisoning... =(

Down with a minor food poisoning...Recuperating in the last two days...Feeling dazed & confused...Takin' Panadol to overcome my Hot & Cold condition....Sigh, what a "wonderful" weekend i had...

Believe it or not...This is only my 2nd time in my life that i had a food poisoning...I already felt unwell about 9pm aft dinner...I quickly lay on my bed...Ate Motilium to stop my nauseous state because I'm really afraid of vomiting! The horror with all the stuffs inside ur stomach regurgitating from your mouth & NOSE is harder to take compared with anything else!

There i was, laying on the bed for abt 2 hours d feeling like a wacko jacko....Still doesn't want to admit that i'm really suffering from a minor food poisoning...Sensing that i'm getting some hot & cold moments d, i quickly reach out for my landlord's activated charcoal & Panadol pills to self-treat myself...Hahahahaha....Oops, self-medication is not a very wise decision unless u r familiar with--

After just 1 minute taking the pills...I cannot tahan d....I quickly run out to the toilet but it was too late...In no time, i was already on my knees, bending in the ever vulnerable "doggy-style" position, and began my vomiting session on the kitchen floor!!!!!! If it wasn't for my stubborness, i could have gone to the toilet bowl and force myself to vomit instead of going through the hassle of cleaning-up the kitchen floor after that.......

Well, i must say that after vomiting & going to the toilet, it definitely felt better...However, for this two days, i still had to take some panadols to overcome my intermittent fever & chills and forced me to be bedridden...

However, this is nothing compared to my food-poisoning case i had the 1st time...And believe it or not...It came after i ate from McDonalds!!!!...Yup, u heard me right....McDonalds!!!!!!!!!!!!!......I wouldn't had suspected McDonalds, have i not had my only dinner in McDonalds lor.....That time was the worst ever experience!!!! Excruciating stomach pain, non-stop vomitting for few hours & the diarrhea was ever-lasting!!!!!I had non-stop diarrhea for a few days!!! And after that, my bowel went hay-wire for the next few days too...!!!! Once i was driving, i couldn't control my bowel & i had no choice bt to "release" it on the spot!( GROSS! )..Luckily my jeans & my car seat protector helped contained it from over-flowing ( GROSS again!!!! ) before finally reaching my home....Hahahaha...Again, back then, i was "self-medicating" again....Hahahaha...Bought my own medicines & self-treat....Very stingy hor....

One thing whn u notice in my post, is that i didn't mention anyone coming to my rescue hor....Well, i have always been very independant & i dun like making people feeling worried with me....My parents didn't know i had food poisoning after the next morning only ( even though the toilet was just beside their room, my Dolby-supported sound of vomiting failed to wake them wake either )...And this time, i managed to clean-up the mess on the kitchen floor in the nick of time before my landlord & the whole family came back too ..... Well, it's not good to make people worry about you ma...If you can handle it, why not?!!...Feel very paiseh one ma....

Anyway, hopefully this will be my last food posioning case ever....( Hmm..i doubt so ...)...And this will also be my first post without any sexy guys pic on it too!!!! Hahahaha.....Cheers From Simon ya! ( Sigh..Back To Work again 2mr... )

Molested By A "Gor-Gor"

Hey hey...Hmm..It seems that everyone is getting personal nowadays eh....Shall i go with the flow too?...Yup, ur guess is as good as mine!!! =)

Let me bring you guys back when i was in Primary Four ( 10 years old )...It was a cooling Saturday morning, where i arrived in my school ~ 7 am for my POL ( Pupil's Own Language - aka Mandarin classes ) -- ( Yes, it was back in those days where i was still a very very punctual person indeed where the class was supposed to start at 8am )...Well, actually my main purpose of arriving early is to play with my frens though =)...

So, there was 1 guy ( The Gor-Gor -- Big Brother in Chinese ) who's in my secondary school, always caught "lepaking" in my primary school every Saturday morning....While we were waiting for our frens to arrive, the guy always mingle with us and i got to know him through a friend of mine...Well, no harm for a 10yo boy chatting with a secondary "gor-gor" right?....He will just hug, tease, tickle us, just like what we'll do with our cute 10yo cousin/boy relative...And this had been going on for some time d...

And so, one fine day...This "gor-gor" held my hand....And i just followed him as he held it quite tight lor....and he walk quite swiftly to which, my cute little short legs was trying to cope with the "gor-gor's" footsteps....to a corner of our school, the none-other-than the place called "The Toilet"....Jeng Jeng Jeng.....

We did not enter the toilet..But instead, he took me to the back of the toilet building & there we were, standing on top of the "hmm...i can't find the right word for the place lar -- the place where the human faeces is kept when we flushed our toilet? --sewer?--hmmm ).....

And so, as the blur-blur 10yo xiao-didi ....All i can remember is that this "gor-gor" kept turning me, turning me, turning me around ( HAHAHAHAHA...does it sounds like a lyric to a very famous song back in 1996? ).....( edited: We were both standing, he was hugging me, Humping me against his body & turned my body around occasionally....)...And my height was like, ngam-ngam touching his navel ( hahaha...hey, the "gor-gor" is very tall, ok )....Really, i can't remember what he did besides that...Was he trying to use me as a stimulator while he was masturbating? The flashing images of his erect "kuku" ( penis ) sticking out or not-sticking out, is vaguely played in my 4GB brain memory lor....

But what i know is that, after that, i went back home and just non-chalantly told my parents about it ( well, what a 10 yo boy know wor...) ...And i can still rmbr that my parents was practically interrogating me detail-after-detail of what exactly happened and i answered..Well...He was just "turning me-turning me-turning me around" lor....

Hahahahaha...So, the next week, i didn't knew they informed the incident to my school's "Penyelia Petang" ( Afternoon Supervisor ) -- when he came over to my class & called me out ( he was a very-very strict guy whr all the students are very scared of )...But he was nice to me, and again, i have to explain what he did to me...TURNING AROUND...He brought me over to my secondary school, which is just beside my primary school and there we were, going class-after-class -- trying to identify the culprit "gor-gor"...It was an afternoon session, so, there were only Secondary 1 & 2 students.....Imagine how paiseh i was, with all the boys in the room looking at me, puzzled with why this skinny lil'cute boy standing in front of the classroom for....And we didn't manage to identify him..Meaning, he must be from the Morning session, Sec 3,4,5 student lor. But b'cuz of the morning-afternoon session is of different management team, i did not go to the morning classes to identify the gor-gor lor ( Hahahaha...Malaysian Government ma..who wants to work extra-time without any pay leh? -- refering to the Afternoon Supervisor )

Well, i think that "gor-gor" got some news about it....As he did not appear in the following few Saturdays as my Afternoon Supervisor was practically reading to pounce on him if he appeared...But as weeks goes by, with him not appearing anytime soon, my "case" was slowly closed with no-further-action taken lor...

But after that, he still appeared on Saturdays occasionally...I looked at him..He looked at me...Other gullible, naive boys still play with him...I don't know whether he did something to the boys or not...But, i just be careful & stayed away from him lor....

So, the guy was still "cruising", i think, till another year before he graduated Form 5 kot...After that, i have not seen him again till i was in my secondary school, and there he was again. cruising around my school's vicinity, ever looking for a good-catch...And till now, YES, till now, i still see him once in awhile roaming around my school vicinity ( cuz i need to pass my school my way back to my house ma )....

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha....But 1 thing i did not mentioned to u guys about that "GOR-GOR" , was he "Lengchai" ( Handsome ) Or "Not-Lengchai" ( Not-Handsome ) leh?. ......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....SO, if u guys dun mind...Please Participate In My Poll at my sidebar and i shall tell u the answer in a few days time k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehehehehe....MUACKS from SIMON! Thanks for reading my wuliao rantings... =)

Guys In Singlets!

Hey hey...Sigh! Sorry for not updating my blog since last week! Sigh...Really don't have the mood to do anything at all!!!!...How nice if we are rich or even have a rich sugar daddy so that we wouldn't need to work at all and enjoy life?!!!! .... Well, God is fair and you can't have all the things you wished for right?....

So, just a simple post for today. Realized i had not post pics of lengchais for a very long time d...( Hahahahahahahaha...I'm trying to make my blog less 18SX....Would it be a great idea or should i con't with more half-naked men? Hehehehehehehehe......Hard to say ler...)

Enjoy the sexy guys in sexy singlets ya! Muacks from Simon!

No muscle but i still like!!!!

Awwww....

Kawaii pose....

Got muscle and i like it!

Whoa...He has a sexy, big eyes!....

Feel like wanna pinch his cheeks!

Malaysia's sexy model, Jeffrey Cheng.

SO cool!

Now..This singlet is fit enuf to express the sexy chest!

Smile, for the Sexy Guys In Singlets!