Sunday, January 2, 2011

2011 Resolutions?!!!

Jeng ..Jeng...Jeng....Today I did one of my most daring purchases.Which is.....



But before that, just take a look at some of the pictures below...!




They are called as Singapore's "Kiehl's Boys" -- The difference about Kiehl's Boys is that they are present whenever there's an event, roadshow or promotions to entice more crowd ( especially ladies and gay boys?! ) into Kiehl's shop

So, before going to the shop at EMPIRE, Subang, I had this impression of being "served" by cute promoters like the ones above. Images of twinky, effeminate, sissy yet oozing with sex appeal guy promoters attending to me, explaining the products, molesting my hands while applying the lotion 'Tester', gay camaraderie laughter filling the air....Just like the below Malaysian Kiehl's Boys



 Hehehehe..But instead, I entered the Outlet which is manned by 3 Ladies instead!!!! Hahahahaha. Am I asking too much? I always feel more comfortable dealing with People Like Us because I find ladies kinda intimidating to me! And I can behave more of myself than playing my usually, Manlier Simon Lover image!  Hahahaha - But nevertheless, the lady that served me was well-read and jovial enough to make me comfortable.

I was also fantasizing the orgasm that I might get if i were served like the Hunky Kiehl's Boy above- stripping off his shirt when directed by his customers. Imagine how much nose blood or even uncontrolled ejaculations that I might have released?!!! Yikes! 


Hahahaha...How nice if the 3 Ladies that manned the outlet were 3 GAYS instead?!!! Hahahaha..With looks like that, I'll definitely buy the entire shop including the guys! -- A Guy A Day, Keeps The Doctor Away!

Don't we love the Kiehl's Boys? I wonder any of my readers is or was a Kiehl's Boy?!!

Haha. Our Malaysian Kiehl's Boys are not bad either - ma..!

So, what did I bought? Today's the last day of Free RM10 for every RM100 purchase and I finally bought the Midnight Recovery Concentrate....Honestly speaking, Simon Lover is not very good in upkeeping himself especially when it comes to his face! I've not applied moisturizer for half year d! OMG! - And I'm going to reach the BIG 3-0 soon - tim! - Lazy Simon Lover....

So, in the search of attaining ETERNAL YOUTH, I bought one for my Horny BF as well since we are on the same boat too! With that, I just hope that it can help reduce our aging processes and begon our year with more confidence!!! Hehe. The next step will be cleaning from the inside in! - E.Excel Products anyone?

# Hahaha...So, that was 2011 Resolution Number 1 #

And in my next post..I will talk a little bit on my Resolution #2 which is...


You see!...Comparison of Dec 2006 and Jan 2011....4 years on and Not much difference right?!!!!!
So, 2011, hopefully will be the year to tone up The Butt into a more perkier and rounder piece of heavenly meat than before ya! -
Hahahahahaha ( Kononnya lar...We'll see how about that later in the year lor! )

14 comments:

fable said...

LOL~ jan 2011 is rounder liao~ got improvement lah~ LOL hmmm never heard of the brand ... (blush)

Anonymous said...

fable thinks jan 2011 looks rounder, but actually is due to the pic being taken closer....

Skyhawk said...

Wahahah...some many twink cute SG Kiehl's guy. Anyway, I was served by a cute Kiehl's guy in MV, 'molesting' (more please) my hands while applying lotion tester...he appeared in one of the photos above...lolx!

Anonymous said...

is that ur butt? so cute!

tuls said...

shhhhh.. dont tell anyone.. hahah.. i was a kiehls boy for a short while... hahahahaha

Skyhawk said...

@Tulsy: Dun need to shhhhh...the world know lah...Kiehl's cutie boy...

tuls said...

yay... skysky believe me :) hahahaha
childish much.. hahahahaha

William said...

So sweet of you to buy one for HornyBF as well.

simonlover said...

@Fable&Anonymous:Haha.Yup! D latest pic was accentuated by taking at a nearer angle kot. Well, do u know how hard isit to take that kinda shot?! Have to dismissed so many takes leh! =P

@Tuls:Ya..Me & SKyhawk are waiting for you to molest not only our hands, but also other parts - leh?! When are u goin' to satisfy us eh?!!

@William: Haha. Old couple liao us =(

tuls said...

i know the three malaysian kielhs boy :) the far right one is benny :) cute kan? hahahaha.. erm.. oh well.. im not working there anymore liao lor.. haha.. you make skyhawk and you sounds like some paedophile like that.. hahahaahah.. not that youre old or anything.. actually i dont kinda know how young are you guys.. as in.. the blog doesnt tell so i wonder... hm... hahahaa.. oh well.. stop by at Kiehls MV or KLCC.. there got hotties :) hahahaha

the happy go lucky one said...

pavillion there got kielhs boy, i mean kielhs plu boy :P

Just B3cks said...

yay! ur sexy butt..slap slap hehe..

T said...

haha aww i wish kiehl's in new york had sexy gay asian staffers! it's usually women, as well, sometimes gay white boys.

lol you have a nice butt, what are you worried about? i bet the horny bf loves it ;)

Takashi said...

Got difference!

More winkles! muaahahaha!!!