Horny BF Rants : From All The Way Down South

And no, contrary to the suggestive title, this post has nothing to do with the notion of 'Would she go down on you in a theatre ...' (excerpts from Alanis' You Oughta Know way back in mid-90's).

Instead, this is Horny BF in his "Absolute" (hehe) elements; writing a guest post again after a long period of hiatus. No thanks to the recent major leap of faith for both of us; changing jobs and relocating back to Klang Valley. So expect more nuisance posts in the near future, more rants and bitch cat dog (?) fights on Simon's lovely corner. Tainted by spewed poisons from the Horny one. :)

Anyway, the down south part refers to our current location. We are still in Singapore at this moment of time, but travelling back home tomorrow. It has been 5 long days here in the city on steroids, pumped with adrenaline and metrosexuals overflowing with sexual confidence at every nook and corner. (P/S : It's almost impossible to differentiate a straight from a queer!)

Probably I will let the maestro to perform his magic with a proper post come Monday or Tuesday, since I don't have any luscious/scandalous/horny-ful/erection-inducing shots to share. Or maybe you'd like to see Horny BF in his birthday suit? ;)

Can't imagine that it's been a good 4 years since my last cumshot footsteps on this amazing island to the south of Peninsular Malaysia. Everything's in a Christmas-sy mood of late, the streets lined and decorated with ornaments (those sparkling, bright types, not the hunky, tanned ones ...), X'mas carols on the stereo, and seas of people thronging the malls. 

And LOTS of hunks, studs, twinks, and the in-betweeners strewn all over the place. We had a visual feast that would probably be enough to appease our hunger for months to come. 

Oh, not that our very own homegrown talents aren't good enough. Just that you know lah ... Grass Always Greener on the Other Side ma  ..... :)

G'nite people!

P/S from Simon:

Haha. Don't dare to take from the front. A cute chinese guy in slim fit slacks and a hunky caucasian.

Anyway, thanks to Derek, the Horny BF of the equally horny William Ng, for the wonderful dinner @ Singapore. Well, that's how SL & Horny BF are in real person - very simple & "innocent" looking couple. I'm actually quite a reserved person, unless if I'm with a crowd of talkative guys where I shall have more  common topics to chat! - compared to being with another equally quite & reserved person -- then sei lor, the whole night will be a quiet moment - lor! ( Well, I dunno how Derek thinks of me - especially when I kept borrowing his IPhone to surf Singapore Grindr Boys! --- Hahahaha )

And also, if it wasn't because to satisfy my lust of setting up a "date" with Derek, I had to sacrifice my trip to Bugis Street to buy more of those tight, above knee length bermudas, which are the craze among Singaporean guys at the moment, as well as exchanging the bermudas which I had bought the earlier day because I felt that it wasn't tight-fitting enough on me! -- Really regret buying a size bigger instead of my usual 28! -- Now, I had no choice but to try to convince THE MUM to alter my bermudas, shorter and tighter without her asking any questions! - Kheksei!