Restoring The Glory of Kelana Jaya Swimming Pool ....

Kelana Jaya Swimming Pool doesn't even need any introduction ... The infamous pool located at Petaling Jaya, just next to the LDP highway is basically the mother of all swimming pools in Malaysia.

You ask any Malaysian Klang Valley "MAN" who swims, and they will share with you lotsa stories of their encounters in Kelana Jaya swimming pool.

It has two Olympic size swimming pool and one children's pool. Many of swimming clubs / societies / state & national level swimmers use KJ Pool for their training.

Not much have changed throughout these 10 years since I first step into KJ Pool ( Yup...the acronym KJ is also a popular word among people like us! ) . I can still remember vividly two guys from my first visit. One was wearing a bright orange ARENA swim trunk ( Yes, back then you can buy ARENA swimming trunks in various colours! They had bright yellow, red, sky blue, apple green, white .... !!! Gosh! How our Malaysian society have move backwards compared to back then! Now you can even find any white ARENA / SPEEDO swimming trunks in any of our shopping malls!!!

And the other hunky STUD was wearing a green BODS swim trunk! Yup..Back then BODS.Bodynits was perhaps, the most gayest attire you can find in Malaysia & Singapore [ Private Structure? Puhlezz .... They were still using a Booker-T wrestler model in all of their underwear boxes!!! ]

Booker T

I'm sure there are enough Gay Lou(s) who reads my blog and who are old enough to remember the model on the boxes of Private Structure Underwears back when they first started, right? 

Yup, that's right. The model looked exactly like Booker T but in skimpy black thong...! Hahaha ... No wonder it was a failure back then!!!! Aiyoyo ......

 The Changing Room .... This is where you'll find many people like us who like to sit and linger for a long, long, long time ... But it's also a place for some who want to take some breather or shelter from the numerous unwanted advances too .... !

Next to it, are the basins and urinals. Back then, they had the long, steel wall urinals where people can show off what they're worth! This Hall of Mirrors is also the place for some one to dry themselves up and changed into their underwear .... Hence, another favourite spot for sight-seeing ....! 

Next is the "Valley Of No Return" ... 

Why is it called so? ... Well, for those slim, weak, softie kinda people like us ... They are bound to be overpowered by the Hunky Studs or rather Stocky Chubs either to the Toilet or the Shower Cell ... Once they're trapped inside , muahahahahaha ... be prepared to cry, baby!!!!!!

And another piece of advice to the weaklings, Please DO NOT BEND DOWN if you dropped your soap bar while showering there ! By then, not even a Big Momma can help you out of the mess!!!! 

This is how the end of the Valley Of No Return looks like .... 

It's also called as the "Romance of The Three Condoms "...

Why? Because this is the place where you can get to see either Three Jesters performing and trying to entice the predators or Three Handsome Kings showering and commanding the gullible ones into their lair .... Hence, there is no reason for anyone of us to be shocked seeing used XXXXX lying on the floor, okay?!! 

Next, we also have the VERSATILE CORNER !!!  

This is the place where two-way communications happen the most! especially between the Studs showering openly and the Studs in the cubicle! And to those weaklings, no FEAR! You can the see the light at the end of the tunnel where you can escape, my dear!!!!!

And finally, the end of the Men's changing room ...

This is the place where the camera rolls ( or rather toilet paper rolls?  ) will be most utilized! 

The Open Showers of Kelana Jaya Swimming Pool.

This is the best place to be especially after the end sessions of any Swimming clubs/ societies / state  level training ... Tsk, tsk, tsk ....

Okay, you guys have already seen how the Men's Changing Room looks like ..... What about the sunny side of Kelana Jaya?! 

Do you get to see any STUD swimming ?  Well, these are some pictures for you guys to savour with ...

The best time to visit Kelana Jaya swimming pool is late morning ( after 10.30 pm ) and also early afternoon ( 2.00 - 4.00 pm ) .. This is the time where most people like us will come to swim and tan. The crowd will build up after 7.00 pm as well.

Why the awkward hours? Well, that's because KJ Pool has three session:
a) 9.00 am - 12 noon
b) 2.00 pm - 5.00 pm
c) 6.00 pm - 9.00 pm

Weekday Rate: RM3 / entry
Weekend Rate: RM4 / entry      [ It used to be RM1 and RM 2, 10 years ago.... ]

And talking about BODS pulak ..... I'm so good at thrashing people but yet, I myself is so Out-Dated in the sense of wearing a BOD trunks where the company has gone bankrupt !!! Malu ( Embarrassing ) - kan?!

Well... Partly because I want to maintain One Single Tan-Line instead of the numerous overlapping tanlines where a lot of Malaysian Gays have ... [ Singaporean Studs are good at maintaining their tanlines! Can any of my Singaporean readers share their story on how they maintain their perfectly straight tan lines?  ] -- How do we get overlapping tanlines? Well, by wearing different sizes of swim trunks to tan or even wearing square type trunks! That's why my square trunks can only be paraded when I swim at night .... Cham - hor?!!! 

Perhaps, the main difference during these 10 years is the crowd. With the mushrooming of Gyms / Fitness Centers/ Shopping Malls / Cafes / Hangouts / Grindrs / Facebook  it has somehow taken away some of the luster of KJ Pool for being the best place to cruise around! Back then, it's easy for us to see a line-up of well built, tanned - fit Malaysian Studs showering in the open showers ....

Nowadays? Well, I won't go deeper into that ... Let's just say that sometimes I feel that I'm the sexiest around at that time [ Besides my Horny BF when he swims with me - lar !! ] ... I'm sure many of my readers who have been to KJ Pool will agree with me too ....

Hence, the PURPOSE of this post is to ENCOURAGE, all my SEXY READERS and their FRIENDS ... Please make 2012 as the Year of "VISIT KELANA JAYA SWIMMING POOL"  and help restore KJ Pool's glory back to it's heydays! 

Stop complaining guys!!! If you want to make it sexy, you must bring in the crowd! If every one goes "Yuck, KJ Pool? Arrghh ... The crowd .... Argh ... The people ... " Then, you'll never going to have a Sexy Swimming Pool in Malaysia - ever !!

If you go ( I'm sure you see yourself as sexy, right?!! ), and you bring along your sexy friends .. And another click of sexy people, think the same and bring their sexy friends along for a quick fun at the pool [ Seriously, swimming with a group of best friends, pulling down each other trunks or even teasing and touching one's cock, will definitely strengthen the camaraderie! ] ... Then you'll get a snow balling of sexy gay lou(s) to KJ Pool !!!!

How come Singapore's swimming pool can be one of the must-go places for people like us? .... 

If Singapore can do it....I'm sure Malaysians BOLEH - too, right ?!!!!! 

Cheers from Simon Lover!