Apsara Spa Male To Male Massage!

Last weekend I have a quick getaway to Singapore. Because it was a short trip, basically I had to cover many places to fulfill me desires ... Tsk,tsk,tsk .... Plus, there are a lot of walking and standing in Singapore ( e.g..Walking to the MRT station and standing on a crowded MRT throughout the entire journey! } Hence, once back, I was aching all over my body.

So, how did I overcome it? Well...I went Horny of course! -- By going for a massage....After so many visits to Kursani, I wanted a change. Finally, I decided to pay Apsara Spa a visit!

ps: APSARA SPA HAS CLOSED DOWN SINCE 2013

The Best Relaxation one can get is being massaged by a sexy, hunky and handsome male masseur! 

Body To Body Gay Massage!

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Craving for some hot, sexy Massage session?!

Urghh.................Of late, I've been lusting and craving for some eal hot, sexy Massage session by a sexy masseur! I dunno why...! Images of me being massaged body-to-body by a strong, hunky masseur has been playing on my mind non-stop! Hahaha -- Seriously, you guys don't be stingy ma --- Can help share your experiences or recommendations by leaving a comment in my blog - ma. Read through Trevvy.com's forum, most of it focus on Fresh, Haven Massage - nia...But those places have a lot of China Boys -- and, I shall not comment on them, different people have different perceptions..Just that it's bad to generalize all of them into one basket! -- Just like how the Horny BF's is flirting with a cute 20 year-old China Boy who is studying at Monash University and speaks impeccable English! --

Imagine two guys naked together in a room!

And a very "inviting" bed lying at the center of the room!

With da sexy masseur sitting warmly on top of your butt, while flexing his skills all over your naked body?!

Hahaha...This position is where I'll have my erection the fastest!!!! Make me so paiseh only especially when the masseur just circled his palms over my front chest a few rounds - nia!

Awww...I miss the real "urut batin" the most..Not the usual "quick-quick-jerk-off" kinda massage -- But the traditional, powerful and legitimate urut batin ( manhood massage ) that does not makes you cum! Instead, it improves the blood circulation and muscles around the groin area as well as testicles & shaft!

If you guys prefer something kinkier, you can opt for the shower/body scrub/mandi lulur as well! - Though I doubt the masseur will dip in the bathtub with you as well -- Haha.

This is one the the sensual, body-to-body, naked shower body scrub! Any one wants to try it?!

Now, if I'm given a choice, I'll pick this cute receptionist guy to massage me - lor!

Anyway, here's a Thai Video showing how to mix massage oils and apply it on the customer!

Lastly, a cheeky gift to you guys...A Japanese massage session turned into a....ahem..ahem...?!!

  

http://hotfile.com/dl/42702122/9fdf188/South_Shore.rmvb.html

 

 Oops! I guess the earlier link doesn't work anymore. To compensate that error, here's another link to one of my favorite Japanese porn star ( well, mainly because I like his sexy tanned butt - kot?!!!  Enjoy! )

http://www.fileserve.com/file/kCuKuTG

Kursani Traditional Malay Massage & Malay Boys!!!!

Today, me and the Horny BF were horny for a massage. It's been a long, long time since we had our last massage session ( You can read some of my old massage posts :

• http://simonlover83.blogspot.com/2010/08/relaxation-massage-spa.html ( inc. a video of a sexy singaporean being jerked off by his masseur )
• http://simonlover83.blogspot.com/2010/10/massage-getaway.html
• http://simonlover83.blogspot.com/2010/03/disastrous-massage-experience-fc.html
• http://simonlover83.blogspot.com/2009/06/massage-experience-borneo-native.html
• http://shamelessmack.wordpress.com (  A very informative website about gay venues in South-East-Asia, written by a sexy caucasian! )

 Lazy to drive so far for massage sessions, we decided to try our luck on KURSANI Traditional Spa and Massage, one of the oldest legitimate massage centers in Malaysia, since it's in Subang, which is much more nearer to my place & Horny BF's. Majority of the masseurs are Malays and a mixture of Indonesian and Thai Malays. From their website, http://www.kursani.com/home, there's a gallery of their masseurs, which I think, doesn't look very desirable

( Hahaha -- Sometimes I feel that Malays and Thais are similar in one way, which is, they don't really look photogenic on photos...But when you see them in real person, they can look very gorgeous and rape-licious indeed! )

Do you guys agree with my statement above , BEFORE looking at this picture?! Hahahahaha

So, me and the Horny BF entered the premise. There's a man who speaks impeccable english manning the counter, and we asked for two normal body massage. The normal body massage costs RM40 + 5% Gov.Tax ( ?!!! ) = Total: RM42 for 1 hour. And there's a different rate if we take the private( extra RM8 ) or shared rooms. So, we picked the shared room one. ( Hahahahahaha. SO STINGY US! ). There was no line-up of masseurs for us to pick at all. Instead, we were directed to the end of corridor immediately. [ I was actually hoping to pick a lengchai Malay one --! Mana-tau?!! ]

Me and my wild fantasies...Must control self - jor!

We proceed to the shared massage room and upon entering, the place immediately brings us back to how it looks exactly like the normal, Thai Massage Centers in Bangkok where we were just separated by curtains. Hahaha. But unlucky for me, there's no curtain for my massage bed and i was practically in an free-for-all to see-especially-passers-by, expose situation!!! Fortunately, my bed was the last one at the end of the row. Well, at least it can help me feel more erotic during my massage session, especially with the idea of me being massaged naked and chances of my erect cock being exposed to strangers, are swimming in my mind! 

Me and The Horny Bf...Two Chinese Sluts, lying down & waiting to be massaged by Malay Jejaka(s)! Hehehe

After stripping and laying naked, with the towel covering my butt on the bed ( it's a raised bed, like those ambulance type one --- I should have asked the Horny BF to take a picture of me and post it over here, but then again....Sigh. I forgot! ), a cute Malay guy came in. According to ShamelessMack's BLOG, the guy has a  S2 Body ( Standard, Slim Healthy Guy ), with a smooth complexion and Beckham's hairstyle!

 Just FYI, My masseur was fully clothed all they way 

But then again, Kursani is also known to follow a good rules and regulations as well as having straight masseurs. Thus, the massage session went on without any hanky panky and I myself, was not sure whether my masseur is a gay or not. Because is a shared room, I didn't dare to chat much with him.

The epitome of a beautiful MALAY BUTT!!!!

THat's how my butt will look like whenever his hands move around my thighs and butt!! - So paiseh betul!

Throughout that 1 hour session, I only managed to have 3 short conversations with him:

a) Simon: Erm..Nama apa - ah? ( What's your name? )
    Masseur : Dior-dre.
    Simon: Huh?
    Masseur: Dior-dre ( Until now, I still couldn't grasp what's his name actually! )
                  ( and I'm not sure whether he's Malaysian because his Malay sounds like Indonesian )

A Chinese Twink like me, being massaged openly..

b) Simon : Sudah lama kerja kat sini? ( How long have you been working here? )
    Masseur : 3 tahun. ( 3 years )
    Simon : Oh......

Bang, nak saya tolong you pancut air mani keh? --- Oops!

c) Simon : Sangat slim, senang massage kan ... ( I'm so slim, it's easy to massage right?! )
    Masseur : Ya. Tak berapa letih. ( Yup, it's not so energy-draining. Hahaha )

That's all.....! 

Argh.....Stim betul urut batin. Kembang keras sekarang ni! Macam mana?!!!

His massage presses are actually quite strong for a slim guy. But he maintained his professionalism most of the time. There were no butt holes molestation as well as "innocent" touches of my balls and erect cock. He did not remove my towel as well and I was strategically covered during my thigh and chest massages. --- Though I had the occasional erections during those moments. [ Hahaha...My mind was actually hoping for him to remove my towel and proceed to fore-play one..Hence, the occasionally tent build-ups! But then again, maybe the masseur is straight? Or because free manhood massage was not provided unless I take the longer 1.5 hour sesssion. ]

A Sexy Mixed Malay Stud! ---

However, he did chatted with me, albeit, two short ones:

a) Masseur: Cantik, tak potong. ( Nice, uncut! )
    Simon : Siapa kata tak potong? ...Nah, sudah potong ma....after pulling down my foreskin..tsk,tsk,tsk 
                ( Who say's it's uncut?...There, it's cut now!!! )
                ( All sorts of dirty things flashed though my head -- I imagined myself being "di-lancap/onani"
                ( masturbation ); di-hisap ( sucked ); di-liwat ( anal ) by my cute Malay masseur! =P )

The joy of being uncut is that you can be both, cut and uncut in one session! Hahaha

b) Masseur :Badan sangat halus dan tak banyak rambut kecuali, sini sangat lebat! 
                 ( Your body is so smooth and soft, except...you have a lot of pubic hairs!!! )
    Simon : Just smiled back embarrassingly. Hahaha
                ( Well, ever since I've switched job, I think I have not trim my bushes for more that 3-4months d...
                and since it's Chinese New Year as well, it's very superstitious for me to cut any parts of my hair,
                except my moustache, because in chinese tradition, cutting our hair during CNY indirectly means
                cutting our "wealth" away, because in Chinese, "hair" rhymes with "wealth" ma...... - Hence, I'm
                actually looking and feeling very bushy from head to toe at the moment! )

Yes, it's very inauspicious to cut any parts of hair in our body during the 15 days of Chinese New Year Celebrations. ( except minor hair parts like moustache and beards )!

The only time my towel was fully removed and exposing my pai-seh erection was when he took my towel and wipe off the oil from my body. Hahaha...Even "THAT" couldn't TEMPT him...HAIK!

Atau si masseur tu masih prefer hisap konek melayu? lebih sesuai dengan citarasa beliau - kot?!

The place it's actually kinda rundown, the bedsheets can be very unacceptable to those clean-control-gay-freaks. There's a Herbal Steamroom and the crowd is mainly middle aged Malay Men, with both of us being the fairest of them all. Haha.

 

 

The slim, twinky Malay Boys!

Hahahahaha.. And so, there goes my simple massage session. The Horny BF's masseur was very professional and no Hanky Panky as well. I ended up back home with a slight pain discomfort at my bladder area ( Hahahahaha  ---- Now, I'm sure ALL OF YOU have experienced this kinda pain before where it only happens whenever we have strong, hard erections for a prolonged period but unable to "released" it...Causing the half-way through pre-cums, scurrying back to our semen vesicals! ) and at the time of this writing, I'm still keeping "IT" , so it can be used for my next Rainy Day with da Horny BF...soon!! Hehehe.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY to everyone ya! 

( p/s: Think I'll make another trip to Kursani and try out their "1.5 hour" session. Hehe. And I wonder how will Dior-dre perform this time instead - leh?!!! - Hiao-ah!

Nah...Pukima sial!

( Hahaha..It's been a long, long time since I've heard many Malay curses compared to my secondary all-boys school 10 years ago. )

p/s 2: The last two conversations with him about being cut/uncut were actually fictional! Hahahahahaha....But I admit I had lotsa "sinful" thoughts swimming in my mind each time his hands were on my butt, thighs and chest - lor...Especially the imaginations and desire for a warm, moist.........ahem..ahem.......you-know-what!!! )

 Now, I just hope that there are more and more open-minded Malays in Malaysia who are willing to go swimming, dressed in swim trunks just like the Malay guy above.

This post is also dedicated to all my sexy Malay reader, whereby I receive lots of daily hits after this sexy, malay gay blog ( http://kesahdunialaki.blogspot.com ) added my blog in his blog roll! Thanks !

A Massage Getaway....

Here I am...Blogging at Old Town Kopitiam, Jaya One, while waiting for the Horny One, who has a Job Interview going on at the moment......While as for myself, I had just finished my third and last job interview, earlier this morning. - I can tell you, going through three job interviews in a space of three days can be really energy-draining!!!! - So, what did we do to relax ourselves? --- Hehehehe.....We went for a massage, yet again! Hehehehehe...

Initially we wanted to try out, "The Emperor", located in Salak South, because from Utopia's website, someone commented that the "service" was satisfactory and you pay only RM50 for a 1 hour 20 mins massage & body scrub. - We got off at the wrong time yesterday evening, coming out from Times Square at 6.45pm, we eventually got stucked in the traffic jam for about 1 hour 20mins before closing in to our destination, where, unfortunately to us...We missed the turning and the only way back is making a U-Turn to the opposite direction, which was jammed up as well!!!!

Thus, it seems that fate made us so, that we couldn't run a away from Borneo Native massage, which was our initial plan before deciding on Salak South. ( You can read my previous entry of Borneo Native Massage, over HERE ). And off we go, from Salak South to Jalan Kuchai Lama, using our 80% reliable Papago GPS, it took us barely 20mins to reach our destination!

I just wish we can have a good massage at affordable massage rates just like in Thailand! Hehehe..And sexy Thai Guys "servicing" me as well?! Hehehe..

We went up to the massage center, not many guys were available at that moment, and the counter guy recommended two masseurs who have better massaging skills, to us. There's one, by the name of Alex, a 30-something Chinese guy, whom I have seen many times before, but never picked him before because he has some sorta "hamsap-looking" masseur look who will jump into a sex-session instead of purely massage. But this time I had no choice but to try him out. As usual, we were directed to the massage cubicles and I began stripping before lying down nakedly, faced down, and covering my bubbly tan-lined butt with a skimpy towel.

Alex came in a few minutes later, and then, off goes my skimpy towel!!!!! ---- I was expecting a cliche oil-massage session where the masseur will massage your body "effortless"ly..before proceeding to the compulsory 'jerking" session...But boy I was wrong...Instead, what I got was a session of rough, muscle/bone-breaking where Alex, amazingly applied strong Chinese traditional acupunture-like massage, all over my back and neck, while explaining which part of my body which is tired/painful and has a lot of "winds"! I didn't expect Alex to be professionally well-trained in Chinese Traditional Massage and ended up with so much pulling, stretching, twitching, elbowing, "fingering" that made my stressed out body feeling lighter!

Of course, throughout the session, there are some erotic moments...e.g. caressing your oiled-testicles ( Did I mentioned before that I like the sensation of being caressed by the balls before, have I?!!! - Hehehehe ), and the usual-compliments on how smooth is my back and butt....hehehe...which is something I'm proud of......and nipple-molestation! I was actually "limped" throughout the session..But I dunno why, once he spread my legs wide open and placed it on his hips, Simon's little brother immediately sprang into action!!!!! --- And so, here goes the compulsory "jerking off"session by the masseur....I was very "high" indeed! But in the end, i politely decline to "cum" and we finished off with shoulder & head massage instead.

All in all, the massage is one of the best that I've ever had...and as for the Horny BF, he too had one of the best traditional purely Malay Massage ( nothing hanky-panky ) ever by a hunky and handsome ( yes, handsome! ) Malay masseur by the name of Amir ( which I will "TRY" him out in my next trip - I guess?!! - Hehehehe ) --- all for RM50/hour massage ( they have increased the price from RM40/hour last year and just FYI, they have Licence from the Local Council, so, I think you can have your massage session without worrying being caught in a raid ).

So, I guess that's about it from me & the Horny BF as the moment. I have a wedding dinner tomorrow night and the HOrny BF"s is concerned of being FREE on Saturday Night. Any takers of the Horny BF on this Saturday Night?!! Hehehehe...You can drop your comments if you wanna meet up with him!

With that..Simon Lover wish everyone a Happy Weekend ahead ya! Muacks

Disastrous Massage Experience - FC Massage, KL

Two weeks ago, Me & The Horny One paid our maiden visit to FC Massage Centre, Taman Connaught, Cheras, Kuala Lumpur, after reading some favourable reviews at Trevvy.com's Forum. Furthermore, it has one additional advantage which is, all the masseurs are Chinese! - Hehehe

One Fine Night, me & The Horny had two available options -- Either go to Kakiku Sauna or have a relaxing massage. Somehow or rather, fate has it, i made a wrong turning somewhere along Jalan Loke Yew. Thus massage was the only viable option then.

Taken from their website...

The thoughts of being massaged by cute chinese guys kept playing in our minds during the journey to Taman Connaught. We reached there at about 8.00pm. It was drizzling [ why did we missed the omen of something bad which is goin' to happen?!! ] and we entered the premis, located on the upper floor of a shophouse, just beside a corner chinese restaurant.

The thoughts of naked massage? Hehehehe..hamsap!

There were about 5 masseurs available at that moment. We asked the Young, Chinese-Ah Beng style Captain, to recommend which masseur that have better massage skills. We picked our masseurs and were escorted to our massage cubicles soon after.

These are some of the masseurs. We can't really rmbr which one is ours since they barely talk to us and the room was too dark....I think mine is Boy K3 and Horny One is not in the picture, kot.

The room was quite dark. It had a mattress on the floor and thin partitions. It didn’t have a door, only a curtain. In most of the places that i have been, usually they will give us a few minutes to prepare our stripping session and hide our valuables under the mattress. But over here, as i was just lifting up my T-Shirt, the masseur has magically entered in and i had no choice but to give that bugger a free strip-tease show lor!!!!


I proceed to lie naked on the bed with my face down. The pillow was too soft and i had to support my face with my arms as well. Without wasting any time - not even a short introduction of his name - he begin the massage session on my shoulder. The massage was only so-so, to me. The music played in the background was too loud. Hence, it took me about 10 minutes to find an opportunity for a slow, soft song to be played and finally i get to open my mouth and asked a few questions.

( all the conversations are in Cantonese k )

Simon : Hi! What's is your name?

Him    : I'm Edwin.

Simon : So, how long have you been working here?

Edwin : About 2 months,

Simon : Oh, okay. Who taught you how to massage?

Edwin : No one.

Simon : Huh?!!! No one?! Then, how you know how to massage?

Edwin : Well, i have to learn it by myself. Each time i have a customer, i will trial-and-error on them. Massage is a common-sense kinda skill what. You can learn different skills everyday and get feedbacks from your customer.

That explains why his massage skills involve only 1 kind of stroke. Kheksei. But at least, he has quite strong arms. Further conversations included:

Simon : How come today not many people working?

Edwin : Some of them went for dinner, while some have out-calls.

Simon : Oh. Out-calls. Nice. Remember to wear protections ya!

Edwin : Oh, sorry! No fucking for me. I just do body-to-body massage only. No more else.

However, he doesn't talk much. Most of the conversations were initiated by me. If not, i thought i was being massaged by a mute guy pulak! Anyhow, standard massage steps were done by him.The shoulder, neck, back, buttocks ( I just had a two-day afternoon swimming session and my butt-tan line was at it's best since ages ago. And i thought i might get some sexy compliments from the massuer tim, Which, Unfortunately, a definitely nay from the quiet one! ), thighs, legs, the chest [ Haha..The only time where my cock came alive! The eroticsm that you get from the dripping of massage oil, with the masseur on top of you and carressing your body all over, it's difficult not to get an erection lor - especially you are totally naked in front of a stranger. ].

But one thing i don't like about having an early erection is that, everytime the masseur sees it, he couldn't resist the temptation to proceed with the groin area. Why? -
#1: He can ends the session earlier. Most of the time, after the customer ejaculated, the customer is already not in the mood of any sexy-massage.
#2: He is trying his luck to get some Tips.

The compulsory "Urut Batin" ( Manhood massage ) was basically just another "Hand-Job" session. No massage pressures were applied except for the super-fast up-down-up-down motion on your shaft. But i politely declined the masseur when i was about to ejaculate ( I'm saving it for a rainy day? - Hehehe ). And my massage session lasted about 50 minutes only. The masseur begin to pack his things slowly with some lingering moments. Sensing that someone was actually indirectly waiting for some tips, i played along with his lingering tactics by slowly dressing up! - Well, i'm not going to tip a guy who gave me one of the least memorable massages, right?!!!

Hand-Job massage anyone?

The Horny One's experience was even worse! The masseur opened his mouth only twice : "Name: Ah Sang" - And "Please turn around" - after finishing massaging the back portion.

Massage oil was splashed all over his body, superseded by a hasty palms that feels like they are catching the heaven door for re-incarnation!! ( Hahaha - A direct translation from a cantonese proverb ). The guy has tattoos all over his arms and from his behavior & actions, the Horny One guessed he picked a straight one. The massage pressure was too strong and the masseur even stand on top of his back, a-la Lydia Sum massage style! That cost the Horny One to have some muscle-sores and a few black spots on his back for the next few days!

They did not even bother to switch on the air-conditioner, leaving the Horny One sweaty like hell before the Horny One demanded it to be on! And in about 30 minutes, the whole session ended! What The Fuck?!!! - In my room, i have just flipped over for my front-body massage before my masseur commented,"Eh, how come so fast one your friend finish?!!"- The Horny One was already not in the mood, hence, did not even bother to argue with the massuer & Captain for the bad service.

The services & rates available at FC Massage...

One of the reasons the session ended earlier was maybe because we chose the Normal Massage, RM40 and not their forte massage, which is the Naked Body-To-Body Massage RM69. Furthermore, we look like twinks and not the typical uncles, ah peks that frequently visit this kinda centres that can afford to shower them with lot's of extra gifts, $$$ for pleasuring them. Hence, the masseurs have a pre-conceived thinking that they won't be getting much tips by massaging us. Thus, it explains why the "nonchalant", bad services given to us.


Worst still, if you are lucky enough to get Straight Masseurs like the Horny One. Straight masseurs usually give the worst massage ever and i do not know why, massage centres keep hiring them!!! Because these straight bastards usually work for the money and somehow, i think they also felt disgusted servicing & pleasuring these bunch of perverted, sinful homosexuals. That is why, most of the time, the faster they massage or the faster they help their customer ejaculate, then the faster they can get out from the room.

Furthermore, straight Chinese guys, being the typical materialistic Chinese, Money is the most important thing. If he sense that he's not getting any TIPS from you, that's it. He'll just cincai massage you. Unlike the Malays or Borneo Guys where they tend to stick to the 1-hour time-frame.

Faster cum lar, u fucking faggots!

However, Gay masseurs have their own weaknesses as well. Gay masseurs tend to get excited when they see a handsome customer. So, the standard massage steps are reduced, focusing instead on the buttocks, groins and fore-play. Some do not even care about the money just as long as they can "have fun" with their lengchai customers - It's understandable too since most of their customers are from the age of 35 yo and above.

The Horny One even had the time to snap a picture of those cheaters in the lobby room.

I do not wish to comment on other massage centres at the moment, in short, all i can say that, if you want a straight-forward, relaxing massage, DO NOT GO to FC MASSAGE! It's one of the worst Massage Centres for a good massage.

(  However, if you want some "action" Body-To-Body Massage, 24-Hour "Outcall" Massage or other "services" besides massage, FC Massage is one of the place to go.You have been warned! )