iPhone Cuties - Part 4!

Haha...I don't know why, each time when I post up pictures of fellow Malaysians & Singaporeans, it will always generate a lot of interests which eventually, translates into higher hits. However, this also means that I'll have more emails "personally" sent to me! -- Hahahaha --- Reasons? I think you guys can guess why.... Nyek.

Hence, I think I had no choice but to re-focus my guys towards China / Taiwanese descents for the time being! Hahahaha ... It's not that those guys are not - hot! -- Take a look of these Chinese / Taiwanese iPhone Boys, my dears!

Anyone of you, sets a naked picture of yourself, as your iphone's wallpaper?! -- A very kinky, yet good idea right?! Imagine if you're in a LRT and playing your iphone! --- You might get "hit" by a lengchai sitting / standing beside you!

Caption these pictures...

So, how does this game work?

It's very simple. You guys can pick any of the photos below and write a short caption/story of your interpretation of it! [ Of course, I don't mind if you guys leave more comments. The more the livelier, right?!! ] 

Different people will have different views. So, we shall see who has the wildest fantasy, ya!!

Muacks from Simon Lover! 

#1 : The Edge Of Glory - Hole! 

Happy Merdeka Boys!

Today I had a surprising visit from a fellow "gay lou" blogger. All this while, I have been trying to avoid face-to-face contact or rather, keeping minimal technology contact with him, partly because I have a crush on him since secondary days?!!!! --- Hahahahahahahahahaha! Just joking, ok! -- Whatever is it, he knows and I know, the reasons for it!

I took a glance of him and my mind went "Oh, F*&#! Why the F#$% is he here?!!!" [ Pardon me for the crude language ya! -- Nyek! ] --- Why all the F%&$ instead?! Shouldn't I be happy since a
"gay lou" finally came looking for me after a dearth of sexual eye molestation?!!

Well --- It's because after working non-stop for 6 days in-a-row, coincidentally I was practically not in the mood of dressing up today! I was not in my tightest shirt and pants; my hairstyle was not anti-gravity enough, I did not put enough foundation powder to conceal my new-found "volcano" friends; and I just had "Oreos" in my office room -- and now, a F*&%-ing "Hot" Gay Lou is standing at my counter! --- Khek sei.

Anyway, it's nice meeting him and hopefully he doesn't mind me for not being able to "HELP" him "OUT" --- And luckily, he did not bring his whole bunch of hunky gay lou friends to visit me. Well, the moral of the story here is "PLEASE DO NOT SPRING A SURPRISE BY PAYING ME A VISIT, UNINFORMED" because I'm not always in my best condition! Hahahaha ----- I always like to have a better first impression  instead, to get the aura of "Love At First Sight" , ya'know? Hahaha --- It's a way of being polite, my dears! -- and yes, I'm a VAIN POT SLUT! =P

Anyway, Today is the day where all Malaysians celebrate the Independence Day! And what better way to show pictures of lovely couples from various races, which truly depicts that love goes beyond the racial boundaries, not only  in Malaysia, but also in Singapore! ( Well, I only realized I had one Singaporean couple picture below! )

Happy Merdeka Day! Muacks from Simon!

Chinese + Kadazan

Selamat Hari Raya - Malay Boys!

Wishing my fellow Muslim friends and readers, "Selamat Hari Raya" ...  Maaf Zahir dan Batin ......"

Here's a dose of Malaysian Malay Boys, on this lovely day. Muacks!

Boys In Kitchen...Yummy! - Part 2

Wow! Realized that the Part 1 of Boys In Kitchen was way back in February 15, 2010!!!

Well, while everyone is busy preparing for their Hari Raya holidays; balik kampung; shopping for the next few days; I'll be busy working 12 hours non-stop instead! Sigh....How I wish I can enjoy my holidays as well.

Nothing much happened today. Just that I managed to "serve" two super cute Thai Boys ( students ), who claimed they might have contracted Chicken Pox from their friends. After referring them to the nearest clinic ( It was so kind of the doctor, for not charging the boys after seeking his consultation ), they came back to me after the doctor said he can't do much about it except for them to buy some over-the-counter medicines at the pharmacy.....Haha. So, I only gave them fever medicines, anti-itch lotion and anti-viral cream to be applied on big flare ups, especially on their face [ Well, I myself will feel sad to see their super smooth, cute face, scarred by the chicken pox - right? These cute boys depends on their face for their livelihood - ma! ]...

Not many gay lous in my shop, as usual. But this time, there was one 30-something-year-old guy, whose looks are above average, standing at the aisle in front of me, who kept glancing at my direction. At first I thought, he must be very confused looking at all types of urine pregnancy tests....So, I ma kay poh ( busy-body ) , walked over to the aisle, hoping to help him out ---- Mana-tau his "friend" was squatting down looking at my "condoms"!!! Haik....And this is not an ordinary friend, my dears! -- The guy was wearing a super-tight colorful T-Shirt & Jeans  with exposed butt crack and I was like, "Oh...I don't think these guys would need any counselling at all"......Hahahaha -- Why?!! -- Because I "assume" that, the MAJORITY of the "gay lous" in KL knows about the various types of condoms because I "think" they have sex many times more than me in a week - LOR! --- So, I ended up walking past them and went back to my seat - pulak. Hahaha.

[ Well, if those guys are a little bit more of my "type", I wouldn't have hesitated to open my mouth and explain to them - willingly. Hahahahahaha -- I'm such a SLUT! ]

Anyway, enough of crap. Here are some cute boys, cooking up a storm in the kitchen [ and hopefully in your pants as well? Tsk, tsk, tsk... ], preparing a feast for you guys to savour with!!!!!! Enjoy! Muacks from Simon Lover!

Do you want to taste my "banana fritters?" ( aka "Pisang Goreng" )!
- It's gonna be "delicious"!!!

Cute & Sexy Chinese Guy - Harry!

If you guys have a good photographic memory, I'm sure you've seen this cutie featured in my blog before! If I'm not mistaken, it was in my Iphone 4 Cuties' post!

And out of nowhere, I managed to bump into his weibo website and finally know, who is he in the first place! Well, not much details can be found on his site, except for his alter nickname : Harry Lawesdy, born 11 January, Shenzen, China; at least he posted enough pictures for us to savour with! Please enjoy...Muacks

Cute & Sexy Hong Kong Guy - Arthur Li!

Arguably one of the most handsome guy that I've ever come across on the net, Arthur Li Shuxuan ( 李书玄  ), born 13 September, Hong Kong. Just couldn't resist to share it with you guys! Enjoy ya!

More shirtless Pictures of Arthur :

What Kinda Male Types Do You Like?

I came across this post which I find it very interesting and amusing!
( Original Post: http://stirigay.ro/Blogurile/beautifulbody/2011/08/18/the-male-types/  )

Since the beginning of times, people had this ability of putting things into categories. The same thing happens with men. Gay men loves other men but which type? Which category? Here’s our hierarchy:

Child Men    

( Men that are still playing)