"People Of Asia"!

I stumbled upon this fashion brand, by the name of "People Of Asia" over the internet. It originates from Singapore and they already have a few branches over there! They even have a branch at Pavilion, Kuala Lumpur! --- Hahahaha...Anyway, the reason why I want to share POA is because of the.....ahem, ahem, no need for guessing right?....The CUTE SINGAPOREAN BOY MODEL! and his TIGHT PANTS!!!! - I LIKE! Hahaha ...Do enjoy the picture of cute Singaporean Boy at its' best!

Hot Tight Pants!

Boys in work shirt attire Fetish!!!

But IMHO, I like this picture the most! Very cute in tight fitting clothes! Sigh, when will more Malaysian Boys dressed like that - leh?! -- excluding the gay-populated areas - lar!

Be My 1996!

I have to agree with Pluboy's comment on Market Place's music....If weren't for the beautiful gay guys, I wouldn't even want to step into Market Place for its' music!!!!! Imagine dancing three hours with the same boom-boom-pow monotonous rythmn over-&-over again!!!!

Asides from the current dance favorites from Britney, Gaga, Madonna, Rihanna....Have you guys ever pondered how the dance songs were, way, way, way, way back in the year of 1996? -- Where some of you guys are barely just beginning to sprout some hairs on your kuku-jiao ( just like me?!! ), or that was the year where your sexual prowess at its' peak?!!!

I'm actually a late bloomer. I started to listen to Pop Songs only on 1996. Before that, I totally love the Oldies!! -- Seriously, where can you find a horny teenage twink listening to Paul Anka's Diana on Radio 4's Golden Oldies segment at 8-10pm?!!! -- I was first exposed to popular music from a friend of mine, who asked me to help him buy a copy of Galaxie Magazine. Seriously, I have never even heard of Galaxie magazine before. So, there I was..Feeling very nervous and lost, before asking the newsstand owner, "Satu Galaxie Magazine"....Hahaha.....So, there it was..My virginal copy of Galaxie Magazine, circa June 1996...And I can still remember vividly, Oasis was on the cover of the magazine ------ [ p/s: I'm actually quite a notorious hoarder....Do you guys believe if I say that I still keep all my magazines that I have bought since 1996 in my room?!! -- Galaxie, Smash Hits, -- and some defuncts mags that only old people like me can remember -- etc Mag, Day&Night, M Mag --- Hahahaha, next time I shall post the picstures of the mags ya! ] --- I particularly like "etc Magazine" especially with its' glossy ads of sexy male underwears -- Well, those days print media are the only way where we can get any excitement especially when we want to ...ahem, ahem....self-masturbation?! -- Hahaha.

Anyway, enough of the nonsense, to those old enough to remember, I do hope that these songs can bring some sweet memories back to you...I know I did....Especially being molested countless of times and called as the twink with sexy legs [ p/s: I'm the only one of the two boys, who wears an ultra sexy shorts during my lower secondary days! ] --- Hahaha --- And to those you went pubbing and clubbing back then, mind sharing it with us, how was the dancefloor scenes back then?!!! Thanks -- Muacks from Simon Lover!

Who wants to "BE MY LOVER"?!!!! Please Hands up!

And to those "Lovers", I hope "Tonight Is Our Night" to ....... !!!!

And during the night....We'll go "OOH, AAH......Begin with "A Lil' Bit"

Because I'm still 14 back then! -- I need time to relax my hole before Jambo-ing with da Cock-Cock, ya'know!

Once entered, I can assure you, it's going to be MACARENA all the way to the climax!!!! Yeah, baby!


Back in 1996 as well, these two songs were the BIGGEST HITS on Malaysian Radios...where they have hogged the Top Two spots on every radio charts in Malaysia for months!!! -- Talking about Good Malaysian Tastes - eh?!!!

Tonight is one of the rare nights where I'm not disturbed by da Horny BF's rantings...I hope he enjoys his Aussie Guys...Muacks!

Sexy Brazilian Model - Marlon Teixeira!

OMG! I'm so slow in discovering this hunky Brazilian Model by the name of Marlon Teixeira! - Check out his pictures!!! Yikes! - He's currently one of the hottest model in the male fashion industry.

 

Butts Galore!

Today, I shall be a man of few words. Haha. Nothing sex-citing things happened to me recently. I need to get my rythmn back in writing more personal stories. Haha. Even my trip to Market Place where me & the Horny BF saw Horny PLUBOY dancing on stage a few weeks back, also still pending --- Not to mention how the Horny BF deflowered a virgin twink in the toilet as well!!! Kheksei.........

Happy Weekends my dear readers! As I shall be working instead.....To those sexy gays, do feel free to visit me when you dropped by at Malaysia's Largest Water Theme Park! Muacks - la.....!

I need to work my ass more to earn big bucks like the stud above!!!

TANNING!!!!!!!! --- Yuh...It's been such a LONG, LONG, LONG time since I've gone for tanning at Kelana Jaya!!!

Who's asshole is bigger?!!

Though I know this picture does not fit the theme, but then again, his body is too good to be left out!!! Don't you guys agree with me?!!

Horny BF going "Down Under"!

The Horny BF will be going to Gold Coast, Australia for a Business Meeting. He'll be staying at Hyatt Regency Sanctuary Cove for 3 days 2 nights. Am just wondering are there anything nice places to see, good places for shopping especially Branded Factory Outlets stores, Aussiebums perhaps or gayish things to indulge in? Hehehehe...But one thing I know is that lucky fella is staying by the beachside and he'll get to see lotsa hunky Australian beach hunks running around the beach!!!! -- ( I heard that Australian guys doesn't mind wearing tight speedos, be it straight or gays!!! Now, when will be the American Guys turn - leh?!! )

Hunky Australian Gay Diver, Matthew Mitcham, the BEijing Olympic Diving Gold Winner

Ahhhh...Yes, he's "ONE OF US"!!!! Hehehe...So, who is not "One Of Us"???? -- Rob H perhaps?! Hehehe

ANd Hunky Australian Model, Travis Fimmel, The Ambassador of Calvin Klein Underwear Ads!

Gosh....I so wanna feel and touch an AUstralian HUnk!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahaha

Of Horny Bottoms, Trysts and Market Place --- Part 1!

Hmmm....Da Horny BF has been pestering me to write more of our daily lives instead of excessive posting on pictures of sexy guys. So, today I'm going to write wonderful things that are going on in Horny BF's life ( Not that he cannot write it by himself...since he also has a blog!!! )

So, in this past three months, we spent most of our "pak-tor-ing" moments at Fitness First GYMs, especially after work. However, sometimes I couldn't accompany the Horny BF to the gym especially when I have to work during weekends. Hence, it explains why after 3 months, my body managed to tone up, JUST a little bit....! --- Compared to the Horny BF, who has managed to slim down 5 kilos and going a waist down from size 32 jeans to size 31!!!! -- You tell me?!!! -- That Horny Bugger now complains that his size 32 jeans are too loose for him - jor and now needs to buy Size 31 pants...."Isn't it a waste of money - bor?!!!! " --Cuz who's going to wear his size 32 pants now -- since I'm definitely out of da picture!!!

And ever since that Horny Bugger has slim down and toned up, he has been attracting a lot of unwanted attentions....from the Totally Horny Bottoms to the Totally Tops who're willing to be Versatiles ---!!!! Talking about "tough" luck - eh?!!

Indecent Proposal 1:

a) The first and only time I went to Avenue K's FF is when I need to make some refunds. So, while I was ticked off for chatting with da Sexy, Towering, David the Swimboi ( Yup, the same guy that Eric and Jared Vincent went Ga-ga over him at Kelana Jaya -- Hey, I have the same swim trunk with him ya'know!! Haha. So, expect to have the same reactions when you see me on it ya! =P  ) --- He managed to strike a conversation with a sexy Malay Hunk, not only one or two sentences, but he even managed to get his telephone number while I was at the counter filling up some forms! -- And they have been good friends ever since then.

The controversial Chinese New Year picture......

Indecent Proposal 2:

b) The gyms are where all the sexiest, hunkiest, fittest and charismatic gays  alive gather and flaunt around their auras. But of all gays....One particular Horny Bottom fell in love with da Horny BF - wor! --- At FIRST SIGHT some more!! And ever since then, da Horny Bottom has been asking him out for meals, movies and jalan-jalan, which the Horny BF happily obliged. The only time that me & da Horny Bottom met eye-to-eye was when we swam at the Fitness First Empire Swimming Pool....

Da Horny BF was happily cuddling, molesting and squeezing da Horny Bottom, who was wearing a blue BODS trunk, at the pool. As I walk towards the pool, da Horny BF began to move away from da Horny Bottom before rushing towards me......Why?....Because I stripped off my towel, parading, and wearing a red BODS swim trunk which barely leaves any imagination at all.... --- Before da Horny BF came up and "advised" me, never ever wear these kinda skimpy trunks especially when I go swim alone --- Well, you guys should know the rebel in me right?!!! I was actually happy to see da Horny Bottom went berserk and swam vigorously and "merajuk-ly" across the pool  --- Even after da Horny BF went over and tried to cool him down, without much success. While I purposely hug and tease and give da Horny BF some pecks on da cheek, in full view as well! Hahahaha -- I'm so MEAN - eh?!

The "Face-Off" Trunk!
To have this kinda body after 3 months of gym ( albeit, sparringly ) is like a tragic story to the FF Trainers!!!! Yikes!

But then again, after that Face-Off, da Horny Bottom still continue to pursue da Horny BF relentlessly. Not that I'm complaining, besides liking my Horny BF, he's actually quite a good boy and da Horny BF enjoyed going out with him.

Indecent Proposal 3:

c) Hahaha..Though this has nothing to do with gyms. Instead, it's the Grindr Boys! -- Da Horny BF met a guy over at Grindr. They went for breakfast a few times and instantly, da CHINA BOY ( aged 20 years old ) professed his love towards Horny BF. -- Hahaha...Seriously, I dunno why my Horny BF has this sort of magnetic field that can pull guys over -- Though I'm not one of them. Haha. It was me, the other way round instead, that pulled da Horny BF. ( You can read it HERE and HERE )

So, da Horny BF brought me to see da CHINA BOY, indirectly though. The CHINA BOY is a student at Monash Uni and is working part-time at a Japanese Restaurant. So, a few of our straight friends came down to visit us and we brought them to the japanese restaurant which the CHINA BOY is working.


Hahahaha.....Immediately I saw the CHINA BOY and I knew it was him. Haha. He was so shocked, yet Happy to see da Horny BF where he purposely offered himself to be our "waiter" for the night. Well, actually da Horny CHINA BOY is a good boy. Very well-mannered, shy, slim but speak fluent English -- seriously much better than me! -- and possessed that "Yeeaahh,....nei hou suey ge lar" kinda-body language and aura!!! --- But then again, me LIKEY! I dunno why --- Just like that what the Horny BF put in his words.." I dunno why, the more sissy the guy is, the more infatuated Simon Lover is towards da guy!!!! - Beh tahan" --- So, that CHINA BOY served our table for that night..With him kept re-filling our green tea, before sashaying away with da fingers on his lips, disappearing a-la-effeminate-Chow Sing Chi-Ng Man Tat-style.....and go, in a manja tone .....Now, together my boys......."Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh ...............!"

After all those stories, there's one thing that has not changed...Which is the love that da Horny BF has for me. Even though there are so many tempations within the grasps of da Horny BF, he still maintained his faithfulness towards me ( Though I wouldn't mind him having a fling or two, just that I always remind him to play safe ) since I'm not an angel myself!!!! ---- Therefore, this post is just to tease da Horny BF...He knows that I like to make him angry....But then again, there's no hatred between husband and wife, right. So there...!!! --- Love my Fatty Bom ( Better not call him Fatty Bom d...In no time soon, he'll be fighting with me & PLUBOY for our size 29 jeans!!!,)  from Simon Lover!  ---- [ Sigh...This post is SO NOT Simon Lover....I'm being forced to expressed myself -- Hahahaha...Stupid Horny BF ........!!! ]

Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" Video!

Here's the latest video of Lady Gaga's latest single, 

"Born This Way"!!!

( Haha... But i still prefer her other videos...Haha. I hate skeletons! But do watch out in the next post of my very own "Born This Way" with da Horny BF snippet....Hehehe )

 

Yeah....I'm "Born This Way".....

Or you guys prefer the sweet, sentimental performance of Adele's " Someone Like You"?