Sunday, June 12, 2011

Where's thy SUGAR DADDY?

You've got to lay it down, 
Tell me what you need,
You've got to lay it down,
Get up, up from your feet you know,
I get it down,
You wanted sorrow, want it sweet,
Daddy always gives you what is good for you!

Tom Jones' Sugar Daddy

I think that was what every "Daddy" whom I indirectly electrocuted each time they see in near-naked it at the gay sauna, swimming pools, locker-rooms....I don't know why, but it seems that I'm good at attracting daddies!!! 

Last week, I was notoriously stalked by a daddy who can't seems to stop molesting me each time he passes me, followed me to every where I go, as well smiling cheekily back at me!

If you're going to Mandi-Manda,
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
If you're going to Mandi-Manda
You're gonna meet some "gentle" people there

Scott McKenzie's San Francisco

Simon was afraid to come out of the locker.
Simon was as nervous as he could be.
Simon was afraid to come out of the locker.
Simon was afraid that somebody would see.
(Two, three, four, tell the people,)
(What he wore.)

It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie,
Yellow, polka dot BODS swimtrunk,
That he wore for the first time today.
An itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie,
Yellow, polka dot BODS swimtrunk,
So, in the locker he wanted to stay.
(Two, three, four, stick around,)
(We'll tell you more.) 

Brian Hylland's Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot 

With the encouragement from da Horny BF, Simon braved himself to walk up the stairways to heaven at Mandi Manda...wearing only in his BODS swimtrunk!

Pretty Simon, walking down the street
Pretty Simon, the kind I like to meet
Pretty Simon
I don't believe you, you're not the truth
No one could look as good as you

Julia Roberts' Pretty Woman scene

Upon entering the Horny Halls Of Sex, Simon's reaction towards the Daddies standing at the main entrance, welcoming the guys, was.....Just to Hold Some Hands? 

Oh please say to me,
You'll let me be your man,
And please say to me,
You'll let me hold your hand.....
I want to hold your hand.....! 

The Beatles "I Want To Hold Your Hand"

Look how funny they were back then?

However, that was not in the minds of most of the daddies...Instead...They were thinking of.....

I swear I wont tease you,
Won't tell you no lies,
I don't need a bible,
Just look in my eyes,
I've waited so long baby,
Out in the cold,
I can't take it much more Simon boi,
I'm losing Control,
I want your sex!..
I want your love..
I want your.....SEX! 

George Michael's I Want Your Sex!

Well, is cool to have Sugar Daddies right? ...Money, Sex, Fame?

He's crazy like a fool,
What about daddy cool,
Simon's crazy like a fool, 
What about daddy cool!
Daddy, Daddy Cool,
Daddy, Daddy Cool! 

Boney M's Daddy Cool

But then again, if a young boy have a relationship with a sugar daddy, they are bound to have many problems....A young, hot guy like Simon, of course the Sugar Daddy will have his worries nearly every hour of the day! Kept thinking where's Simon. what he did yesterday, why didn't he answer his calls, etc ...Hence, couples who always have suspicious minds will always cause problems in any relationships...

Here we go again
Asking where I've been
You can't see these tears are real
I'm crying
We can't go on together
With suspicious minds
And be can't build our dreams
On suspicious minds 

Elvis Presley's Suspicious Mind!

Furthermore, a young, horny, sexually active guy like Simon will always go on a prowl for...erm....more..?...hmmm....because he can't get no, satisfaction???!!! 

I can't get no satisfaction,
I can't get no satisfaction.
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.

Rolling Stones' I Can't Get No, Satisfaction!

So, it's better for the both of them to "Stop, in the name of love" to avoid any further heartbreaks!

Stop! In the name of love
Before you break my heart
Stop! In the name of love
Before you break my heart
Think it over
Think it over

The Supremes' STop In The Name Of Love!

Of course, breaking up is hard to do....Everyone fears the Sound Of Silence....

Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

Simon & GArfunkel's Sound Of Silence!

Nonetheless, even after we have broken up ( or not even started at all!!! ) , we can always be friends, right?!

You just call out my name,
and you know wherever I am
I'll come running, oh yeah baby
to see you again.
Winter, spring, summer, or fall,
all you got to do is call
and I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've got a friend.

Carole King at VH1 Diva's 1998


1 comment:

Rob H said...

This was a hilarious post! Different to your usual posts, I enjoyed it. Now how about posting you in your sexy Bods swimwear?

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