Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Gay-ventures 1 - First Sauna Experience!

I was surprised by some of the comments from my previous post. Boy, i guess some of you really scrutinize evy word that i wrote. Hahahaha....Example: Utilizing a gay's "hamsap" instincts to the max, some of you managed to relate centimetres to something which are usually measured in "inches" lor...."Hiao" ah!!!

Hahaha. Since i'm in a cheeky mood today, i wanna share a lil' story of me & The Horny One, First Gay Sauna experience.

Once upon a time, in the year of cir. June 2004, Me & The Horny One went on our first trip together, to the land of Sexy Kiasu'ist Gays [ Dun be offended, the kiasu'ism refers to getting the best bods okay? ] - SINGAPORE. Singapore Guys is renowned for their sexy well-toned, tanned bodies, be it straight or gays. [ I don't know why, but i really hate straight guys who behave and looked so gayish - e.g. so particular in maintaining their hairstyle, smooth face, dressing...This kinda stuffs should leave it to the gays instead. Straight guys are supposed to be dirty, "ooh ooh weh weh  @ "rugged" guy with unkempt hair & smelly body odour. Those guys are making our Gaydar haywire and to a more serious extent, threatening the term of "Most Good Looking Guys are Gays". It's so difficult to detect Gays nowadays, especially in Singapore. Take Guys in New Urban Male clothes...Singaporean Guys are crazy about NUM Shirts....




Can you tell me which Singaporean guys are gay in the above pic?!!!!


If a guy wears a singlet like that back in Malaysia, that guy is definitely 100% GAY lor....



And the alpha-straight male, Mr.Singapore 2009, Nelson Lee..In a skimpy, tight speedos. Trust me...Nearly all Singaporean Boys have a skimpy speedo like that and they like to wear it during their tanning session @ public swimming pool. The only time where you can justify a Singaporean Boy in a speedo like that is when they reply to your eye contacts! You cannot go and simply touch any guy in a Singaporean swimming pool [ you can try your luck in Malaysia while swimming because any Guy that wears a Red Speedo is definitely GAY, again! ], thinking he's gay, where you might probably end-up in jail for sexual molestation instead!


Hahahahaha...Oops! I think i moving out of topic ady ler....Gostan Gostan....

Hahahaha...So, back then, we were still students. "Blue Heaven" ( http://blueheaven.com.sg ) was the most affordable sauna for us. It costs only SG$6 with a valid student card. Jalan Pinang. Oh..Those sweet memories. Alighting at Bugis MRT, and walked a distance of about 10mins, passing by the Arab Street & Mosque, Blue Heaven was situated in a quaint pre-war corner shophouse. ( Blue Heaven have since moved to Jalan Perak in Nov 2008 ). With a middle-aged Caucasian guy welcoming us, we showed our student card and proceed to the changing room. Since it happened nearly 6 years ago, i can't really remember how the changing & shower room looked like ady. So does the Horny One.



The Old Blue Heaven Sauna in Jalan Pinang....


I think it has 2 stories kot. Wrapped only in a white towel, CRUISING seems to be the main activity next.I can remember the Steam Room. It is manned by a sexy, tanned singaporean twink who ordered us to get naked and passed the towel to him before entering the dark, Steam Room. As usual, gay orgies with endless moans make us horny too. Since it's our first time, we were kinda scared and most of the time, while the guys are busy sucking, fucking, kissing...Me & The Horny One's hands will quietly slipped in from behind and touch touch their dicks nia...Hahahahahahahahaha...U tell me SAD CASE bor?!!!! The Horny One even kesian, he needs to wipe the "fog" on his specs frequently or else most of the time, he's kinda Blind inside! But lucky me, most of the time, we hang on tight to each other while cruising. Hehehehe -- I guess i prefer the refreshing feeling after the vigorous sweating session instead.

Then, there's the Jacuzzi. Again, we need to be naked. And Simon Lover is notorious for clumsiness too. I bowed down a bit to look how deep isit, seeing wat i thought was a seat, i lifted up one of my leg while shyly covering my little "kuku", only for the "kuku" to be exposed when i tripped, fell & splashed into the Big Bucket-Like Jacuzzi. - That made the few guys @ the jacuzzi laughing at my Mr. Bean antics. "SIGH"...

 
 I couldn't find a sexy guy tripping into a pool. So, here's a sexy guy emerging from the pool instead....

And of course, the Dark Individual Rooms with Bed....At that time, we had been going "steady" for about 1.5 year ady but our sex lives have never involved any anals. Why? Because someone's hole was too tight & too small while the other one, has a gigantic disco stick. After hours of hearing the moans of the bumping & grinding one-nite-standers of the adjacent rooms, we decided to try it once again. Since "everything" is provided in the room,  and again, after much determination & perseverance, the gigantic Disco Stick managed to penetrate the black hole, creating a brief supernova that shatters the entire area...Only for it to be taken out shortly after....[ Wei....It's very painful for the first time ok...For the inexperienced, We need to slowly go in-&-out a few times before our body can finally accomodate all the thrusting.] -- And as for the climax, i guess i shall not dwell further into the lucid details -- Orgasm & Cumming - Sounds so cliche right?! Hehehe....

 
 How we wish we have an asshole like Brent Corrigan!!!! Can enter anytime, anywhere with an ease!


And so, That's how our first time happened, in our First Gay Sauna encounter & on our first oversea trip as well. Till then, Kisses & Hugs from Simon!


19 comments:

William said...

Oooo... so revealing! The BF once suggested such a trip to the sauna... but I shot that down!

Jerry said...

Let's have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your Disco *****


Haha, I love your experience... And I wish to make my own one similar like yours too :D

Paul J said...

been there (not s'pore de), done that...no big deal...hahaa...join group 1 also...4-5 ppl i guess...too many hands...can't tell which is which.....too many dicks as well...can't tell which is which, too many holes...can't tell which is which...what to do? so got to serve each of them one by one lorr...yik kai fong mah...ngam mou?

Bravebear said...

sounds like fun... hmm hmm... :p

the happy go lucky one said...

hahaaa... this is nice one! my first time to sauna was with my ex also, it was bangkok babylon :P

ShAKirA CHOONG said...

This post is so cheeky,Simon!
You sure is ONE SEXY GUY!
For anal sex hor.....
Shameful when certain things are not enjoyed.lol
hugs,
shakira

Little Dove said...

Your first time with Horny One at a sauna? You're truly unconventional! ;p

Anonymous said...

you went all the way to another country's sauna, pay that much money and then only to just have sex with each other?!

you guys might as well stayed at home!

Derek said...

I think the Nelson Lee is gay le. Looks quite gay to me when I watched the video and pics! LOL

I prefer the runner up though! Cuter!

C'est la vie said...

O_O~ This is like...... err.... err..... no comment already Simon.....

Takashi said...

FINISH THE STORY!!! I DEMAND!!!

its my birthday.. i can demand anything.. even u dancing naked :)

Paul J said...

the dancing naked part....can i see also...birthday boy can bring 1 person along for the show right?

Robb said...

why do i feel like i wanna join eric for his demand?

simonlover said...

William: Wah.Din know u are so goodie boy. I salute u. =)

Jerry: Haha.I'm sure u will,soon. =)

Paul J: Bt u havnt "yik" me before leh?!...

Happy Go Lucky: Hahaha. I lurve Babylon too!!! Ooh. U shud write ur experience ovr thr too!!

Little Dove: Haha. Ur stories are nicer & more unconventional than me ler... =)

Anonymous: Someone jealous isit...

BraveBear: U can ajak ur ...ey to go as well ma. Hehehe

Derek: Haha. But can u be 100% sure?No rite?..That's why lor..

Cest' La Vie: Too 18SX 4u..Sorry sorry

Takashi: Finish ady ma. No meh? I din get to see d birthday boy in birthday suit also, whr gt fair?

Paul J, Eric, Robb: I wouldn't mind if all us dance naked as well. Bt do u dare to do it in MP? Hehehehe

C'est la vie said...

LOL, well, no worries. I just had hardon reading it. :P No big deal, LOL.

Robb said...

heh, seems like u dun know me well enough. i'm a daredevil

crystall said...

i like how you describe singaporean guys at the intro. its SOOO true that its very hard to determine who is what here in sg :X
hmmm my malaysian friend actually own a NUM singlet, could he be, gay? hahaha..
anw nice post! :) hope i can go sauna too one day, with my dear. haha..

simonlover said...

Crystall: Haha. Erm, Are u a guy @ gal ah? Well, i think it's up to a person's observation of their fren whether they have the tale-tell signs of a gay. Hehe. Hope ur gaydar works ya!

Chris said...

Simon Lover, I follow you blog a long time. But this was the best ever!!! So many thanks for sharing your first adventure with The Horny One!!

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