Saturday, July 31, 2010

Working as a Lifeguard, anyone?!

Is working as a Lifeguard, a wonderful job for gays?! Hehehe.

Here are some of the perks of working as a Lifeguard!
  • You get to wear skimpy swimming trunk most of time. Meaning - The egoistical satisfaction that you'll get from showing off your Rock Hard body or even enormous "package" is too orgasmic for you to resist!
  • You get to watch handsome hunks swimming and prancing around in their swimtrunks "OPENLY" - and mind you, it's not SPYING that we're talking about here! 
 

  • If you're lucky enough, so happens that a handsome hunk is in trouble, you get to offer your "kind" assistance in various "forms" to ensure that the hunk is safe & sound.
  • If the handsome hunk had a muscle pull while he's swimming, you get to run towards the pool ( "ala Baywatch - Pamela Anderson's running pose! ) with all the people at the pool looking & cherishing your wonderful, running body -- before "skinny-dipping" into the water and wrapping the handsome hunk around your enormous biceps & triceps - pulling him safely from the water. 
  •  Furthermore, since the handsome hunk is already in a state of shock, you get to hug and help him with his walking, before "laying" him on the ground! - If you're smart enough - You can pretend to accidentally trip & fall on-top of the sexy beast's body! - Who knows, you might get an unwarranted kiss as well?!!! - Hehe. 

  • If the handsome hunk is still unconscious, you might want to give him a "Mouth-To-Mouth" CPR Rescue before it's too late! - However, you can also try to do that even if he's conscious and feeling a lil' dazed! - He can't SUE you for trying to save his life, right? - Or can he?!! - Haha...It's A Gamble that you need to take especially when if you are confident that the pay-off is more than pleasurable!

  • If the handsome hunk is still feeling a little stressed out from the shock experience....You get to give him a free massage to sooth his body as well as helping him to relax and regain his composure! WHo doesn't love a good massage, you tell me?! Even for the masseur, which is you yourself, who can consider yourself lucky for getting to feel the body of a handsome hunk that some of us might never even have the chance to do so in our lifetime!!! 
  • If you saw any "reaction" from below, you can slowly move your hands towards the region and pretend to accidentally stroke the "region" while swerving your hands. If there's no objections from the Handsome Hunk, you can slowly pull down his trunk and, voila - you get to perform your "Magic" on him!!! 


So guys! Do you want to be a LIFEGUARD then?!!!!
Hehe.

Talking about lifeguard as well, i remember i used to love watching BAYWATCH, way back in the early 1990's, when i'm still naive about gay issues and the era of my 2-3 inches period! Hehehe.


How nice when you were young -- When you watch these kinda movies, you don't even think about all the sexual connoctations affiliated with it because you are too yound and naive to know about all that. And you watch just because the movie is interesting and the actions manages to capture your attention instead of the dangling boobies as well as crotches?!!

So, just for old time sake, this is David Chokachi, one of the original actors in Baywatch and looking very sexy indeed in the below pictures.....





Muacks from Simon Lover &
Have a wonderful weekend!

12 comments:

William said...

Thank goodness you weren't a fan of David Hasselhoff.

nicky05 said...
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nicky05 said...

OMG~~David Chokachi is so hot that time....almost drools

Takashi said...

my lifeguard license expired many, many years ago.. and i mean, many.

Lucifer said...

oh boy the pics are damn hot. and the cpr part. hahaha.

Jaded Jeremy said...

So have you applied to be a lifeguard? ;)

blue said...

considering a change in career, Mr Simon? But u should consider the possibility of exponential increase in number of "almost-drown" cases in the swimming pool in which u work in the future! Not to mention getting breathless from all the mouth to mouth resuscitation u gotta do in a day!

Skyhawk said...

You are only looking at the good side; what if you need to do a CPR with an old fat lady? hahaha...anyway. lifeguard can be interesting job...make sure you work in KJ pool if it's in Malaysia.

Qboy said...

Have to agree with Lucifer on this.. The pics are so..hot.. *swoons then faints

simonlover said...

@Takashi: I can imagine all the innocent boy-boys kena unwanted molestation - lor! Hehehe =P

@Jaded Jeremy: Unfortunately, my swimming skills is limited to breaststroke nia. And that also must keep moving around - cannot remain static cuz i dun even know hw to float! Sighhhhhhh..........

@Blue: Haha. Well, the job might be more interesting than the current ones kwa...

@Skyhawk: Erm..Pretend i didn't see it?! Hahahaha. Joking ler - You can put a thin napkin in her mouth as a barrier one. I can sense that someone is a fan of KJ pool! =P

Janvier said...

We wonder the percentage of handsome hunks you'll rescue when compared to bratty children!

desi Arnaz said...

First time leaving message here. after reading countless hour of your blog. love your blog!

I have a copy of David Chokachi poster lying on the couch published in metropolitan. do you want me to share?

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