Happy 10th Anniversary with da Horny BF!

October 3, marks the 10th Anniversary of Simon Lover & Horny BF, being together. For those old timers, probably you guys might have read all the goose-bump stories of how we met each other and how the relationship progresses.

Groovin' Singaporean Stud - Anthony Chew, Part 2.

Oh My God, I didn't realize that it was way back in February 2011, when I featured this hunky Singaporean fModel, Anthony Chew! Time really flies, eh?! See first Part, HERE.

While I'm busy, blogging all alone at this point of time, [ It's midnight, my dear! ], the Horny BF is re-discovering the passion of flirting again, the feeling of being excited & lusty, all over again, just like when we first started! -- Hahahaha ... Unfortunately, the night doesn't belong to me. When I rang him up earlier on when he sms-ed that he's going to sleep, I can somehow sense that he's actually lying. Hahahahaha --- Well, what can I do. We are the one who practiced an open-relationship in the first place, right?

Yeah, there goes another one of his God-Brother, entering the horny den of the horny palace for a night's sleepover. So, just wish me luck when I call him again after this post ya! [ He never off his handphone during sleep, let's just hope he can "hear" the phone rings..... Hahahaha ..... Puhlezz la, the moans might be even louder that the buzzing ringtone - lor! ] ---- I shall keep you guys updated ya! =P

Cheers! Anyway, enjoy this hunky Singaporean, k!

Cartoon Sex....

Can anyone of you help me to translate what are they talking about?

or perhaps, you guys would prefer to provide your own version of interpretation? 

Cheers!

Horny BF Rants : From All The Way Down South

And no, contrary to the suggestive title, this post has nothing to do with the notion of 'Would she go down on you in a theatre ...' (excerpts from Alanis' You Oughta Know way back in mid-90's).

Instead, this is Horny BF in his "Absolute" (hehe) elements; writing a guest post again after a long period of hiatus. No thanks to the recent major leap of faith for both of us; changing jobs and relocating back to Klang Valley. So expect more nuisance posts in the near future, more rants and bitch cat dog (?) fights on Simon's lovely corner. Tainted by spewed poisons from the Horny one. :)

Anyway, the down south part refers to our current location. We are still in Singapore at this moment of time, but travelling back home tomorrow. It has been 5 long days here in the city on steroids, pumped with adrenaline and metrosexuals overflowing with sexual confidence at every nook and corner. (P/S : It's almost impossible to differentiate a straight from a queer!)

Probably I will let the maestro to perform his magic with a proper post come Monday or Tuesday, since I don't have any luscious/scandalous/horny-ful/erection-inducing shots to share. Or maybe you'd like to see Horny BF in his birthday suit? ;)

Can't imagine that it's been a good 4 years since my last cumshot footsteps on this amazing island to the south of Peninsular Malaysia. Everything's in a Christmas-sy mood of late, the streets lined and decorated with ornaments (those sparkling, bright types, not the hunky, tanned ones ...), X'mas carols on the stereo, and seas of people thronging the malls. 

And LOTS of hunks, studs, twinks, and the in-betweeners strewn all over the place. We had a visual feast that would probably be enough to appease our hunger for months to come. 

Oh, not that our very own homegrown talents aren't good enough. Just that you know lah ... Grass Always Greener on the Other Side ma  ..... :)

G'nite people!

P/S from Simon:

Haha. Don't dare to take from the front. A cute chinese guy in slim fit slacks and a hunky caucasian.

Anyway, thanks to Derek, the Horny BF of the equally horny William Ng, for the wonderful dinner @ Singapore. Well, that's how SL & Horny BF are in real person - very simple & "innocent" looking couple. I'm actually quite a reserved person, unless if I'm with a crowd of talkative guys where I shall have more  common topics to chat! - compared to being with another equally quite & reserved person -- then sei lor, the whole night will be a quiet moment - lor! ( Well, I dunno how Derek thinks of me - especially when I kept borrowing his IPhone to surf Singapore Grindr Boys! --- Hahahaha )

And also, if it wasn't because to satisfy my lust of setting up a "date" with Derek, I had to sacrifice my trip to Bugis Street to buy more of those tight, above knee length bermudas, which are the craze among Singaporean guys at the moment, as well as exchanging the bermudas which I had bought the earlier day because I felt that it wasn't tight-fitting enough on me! -- Really regret buying a size bigger instead of my usual 28! -- Now, I had no choice but to try to convince THE MUM to alter my bermudas, shorter and tighter without her asking any questions! - Kheksei!

Horny BF's Wet Wednesday - Sam Tsui Sings "Don't Stop Believing"

Hi there people. Simon's probably chilling his bubble butt off somewhere up on the highlands, while we here on the lowlands are drenched with sweat. Not from the excessive nocturnal activities (like someone who just got back from the land down under, with erotic stories to share ....), but the erratic weather.

One minute it's pouring like gushes of cum after a week's worth of celibacy, and the other moment the heat torches the skin like being couped up in some steaming dry sauna. 

Hmm, been some time since my last visit to a sauna. Now would be a timely opportunity. Since Simon's not even aware of my location. ;)

Anyway, as of late, both of us were thick in our quests of seeking for greener pastures. A major leap of faith for me, as this might mean a complete change to my current pace and manner of life; and I will definitely be making my virginal (hehe) appearances alongside Simon back in the Klang Valley.

So if you're fond of discovering how ogre-like Horny BF looks like in real life, please drop me or Simon a message. I shall be honoured to blow (kinky?) your mind off.

Better yet, got a room to spare? Horny BF can definitely do with one soon ...... somehow, sharing with some PLU's sounds so much more palatable than say, being in the centre of attention of some close-knitted families. Last thing that I wanna hear is "Where is your GF ah?" from some nosy aunties! :)

Here's a video I want to share with everyone, and NO. Unlike the usual tradition of Simon to be posting nude/semi-nude, but barely there shots of hot twinks, Horny BF can't be bothered to search deep into the archive and please the beast in you.

But this certain Sam Tsui of Youtube fame,got my interest piqued for more reasons than one. Watch his rendition of Don't Stop Believing (a rework of the song originally by Journey, then rose to fame again thanks to Glee) and tell me what you think. Hehehe .... we can always do with another twinkish American-Chinese in the mix.

8 Years of Bliss. Not?

Yup, this is a sudden, out of the blue post. I was expecting so much more from our eighth anniversary. Yes, not one , not two, not even five but EIGHT whole years of sticking to each other, through thick and thin. And tornadoes and volcanoes and thunderstorms.

At the end of the day, I could not even remember what happened on Oct 3rd. It was a Sunday, yes. But we don't even go all out for a dinner (far from wine and dine), buy each other gifts, or even murmuring those precious (over-rated?) 3 words.

Have we mellowed over the 8 years of being together? The passion runs out of steam, flame extinguished, goals in life changed, OR ... am I lying to myself here?

Who am I kidding? This type of relationship NEVER works, right?

So let me wallow in my sorrow and keep my fingers crossed for a much belated gift. Or for him to fulfill his promise in throwing a grand celebration of an anniversary; a well overdue trip down south to the land of the metrosexuals. 

Wishful thinking? Maybe. But somewhere deep in the corners of my heart, I pray for a miracle. We are at a crossroad now. At least I am. But will you be there for me?

Letter From A Fan....

Last week I received an email from one of my reader, asking me how I do i managed to maintain a stable relationship with the Horny One for such a long time and tips of how to find/start a gay relationship!!! - Seriously, I think I should be the last person on earth to give out these kinda advice - lor! But I have no choice but to reply his queries and I hope my silly answers doesn't disappoint him -lor!!! ---- Sigh ------ And I hope my fellow readers can help share some advice with this cute Reader of mine and everyone as well ya!


Hi Simon,


Hei I follow your blog as I find it very inspiring (for sex) and funny. I'm still single and I wish to get into a steady relationship, but I have been hearing people telling me that a gay relationship never works... I recall u saying that U and yr horny BF have been together since 20 years old. It's really sweet and amazing. I'm turning 22 in another week and I'm still single. I can just sigh, sigh and sigh... So i wonder whether u would shed some light upon this pathetic guy...

1. Gay relationship... izit all about sex? if not all, 70% about sex?

2. How did you two managed to stick together for so long? Be Loyal? Try Staying attracting to each other all the time?

3. As an experienced guy, where would u recommend me to find someone who is into serious relationship? In the club? gay website like Fridae? Would a good future bf dress like a nerd or flamboyantly?

4. Do u find there is any difference between gay and straight relationship?

Sometimes I take things in a mathematical way, where I can somehow solve things according to the formula, if I can manage to find the formula lah. Hihi. Looking forward for yr reply. U could ignore this if u dun feel comfortable.
-do add up the statistics for steady long gay relationship in M'sia-

Oh,ya, basically most of my friends know that I like guys. Its not that I'm super sissy but I told them straight as I think its just a choice of life. Would being relatively high profile gives M'sian gay guys a rather intimidating impression?


Thanks.

Dear Cute Reader, 

First and foremost, I would like to apologize for the late reply as I'm actually kinda busy of late. Travelling here and there, administration work and procrastination as well! Secondly, thanks for the compliments. The main reason why I started this blog is to share all the sexy guys in my collections with handsome people like us ( tsk, tsk, tsk! ) and sorry for the amateurish outlook that my blog has projected as well! And lastly,  your memory is not bad either as you can still remember the age when I got stuck with the Horny BF! 

Well, honestly, I'm actually in no position to give you advice on how to get or even maintain a steady plu relations - cuz I'm not really an angel myself! I have done unforgivable things that shouldn't happened; said words that cuts you like a knife; being insensitive/unreasonable/unromantic when they are needed the most -- I'm just lucky to have a boyfriend who is understanding and loving enough to care for me.

And don't sigh for not having a boyfriend at the moment.  Everyone has their time. It's just that yours have not arrive yet and I'm sure, by the time it does, you won't be reading my blog liao as you'll be too busy "pak-tor'ing"! -- But in the meantime, I hope you don't mind reading through my silly answers k! 

1)
Sex is synonymous with all men, be it straight or gay, men think about sex every minute or even seconds! - I'm sure you think about sex as well. That is why, is very difficult for us to figure out, how to keep a stable, long lasting relationship. Thus, Trust is of utmost importance. Once there's a betrayal, there are bound to have suspicions ( Hence, you can see why I'm keeping such a low profile?! =P ). However, if both of you really love each other, honesty is really the best policy - No matter how many betrayals that had happened, the most important thing is that you tell it to your other half. Whether he accept it or not, it's up to him. It's better than being caught in the act or later! Sometimes, this is a give & take situation as well. If you are someone who are into an open relationship, this situation can be used to gauge what kind of other half that you really want / or have, currently. I f really can't accept it, it's time for you to move on and find a relationship that really suits you.

2)
Being together 8 years is definitely not cool!! Hahahahaha. Why? Because we are too comfortable with each other and we can basically guess what the other half is thinking or up to?!!!  ( well, that shall be my BF's forte - lor! ) - In other word, no more SECRETS - liao!!!!. The reason why we can stand so long, it's because we are used to being together - liao. If you don't hear from the other half for a certain period, you already start to be anxious / or even angry! Unless you have a bunch of "sister-hood" to share with your life, a PLU relationship, or even any other relationship, if you have any top news/stories/happenings, the first person you will like to share is always your lover! - Hence, that's how the bond starts to connect & develop over the years. -- You can have all the Brad Pitt looks/body that you want, but the minute that there's no communication that clicks between you & him, it would be very difficult.

3)
Erm....Hahaha. I don't think I have a lot of gay relationships to share with you, as I have only one lover since I'm 20 years old til now! You can find good relationship in anywhere of the world, it's just the matter of fate and luck. People say surfing Fridae, clubbing,sauna is just for sex. You can meet up with a guy and who knows, after having sex with him, you guys might clicked with each other?!! If you put sex aside, flirting really plays an important role for two guys to begin a relationship. You can't associate flirting for some sleazy attitude that gets you feeling that the guy is not serious, flirting is also an indirect way for you to have a little "fun" in your relationship. If you don't flirt ( giving eye-contact is also considered flirting u'know! ), how do suppose you'll get to know that sexy stranger?!! - Most importantly, you should give it a try, because you might never know -- whether the guy who is a sexy, hunky beast or a nerdy, "piao-piao" ah beng - will eventually be "THE ONE" that you'll live happily ever after!!

4)
I don't think there is much difference between gay and straight relationships. Because the end outcome for those in a relationship, is togetherness and to live happily ever after. Who says women are not horny? Or who says gay guys can't be compassionate, do house chores, dedicated, romantic, which I'm sure there are millions of Bottoms who have the qualities to serve their master Tops, right?!!! Tsk, tsk, tsk!

5) I should admire you for your courage to be so open about your sexuality! It's a difficult situation for us gays to delve into and I guess you are doing fine at the moment! -- Being a high profile gay can be very intimidating - I do agree in certain situations - For example, holding hands openly in the public. For me, I'm actually still kinda conservative in thinking ( well, being Asians ma ), I don't really feel it's appropriate for us gays to hold our hands too openly, especially in front of children! -- because, we wouldn't want to confuse the kids and giving their parents a hard time to answer their queries! However, if both of you are cool with expressing your sexuality, by all means, you are free to do so.Just practise in moderation. Haha...I'm not just referring to gays but boy-girl relationship as well! Hahaha - For example, ( again, me being an extreme conservative! ), I find it very disrespectful watching Singaporean boy-girl couples holding, squeezing, pep-talk, pecking, laughing out loud, "manja'ing", caressing in MRTs - lor!!! Hahaha...I don't know...I feel it's kinda .....erm, "Duk ngan duk bei ( in Cantonese! - meaning "Poke Eyes, Poke Nose!" - For example, "William & Derek?!!!!!! )

But I do wish you good luck in finding your love one. You are still young. There are ample time for you to live your life as you like. Maybe you should focus on your education first and from there, you can slowly try the world of gays as well. Don't be too aggressive or even put too high expectations. Let it flow and I'm sure, Time and Fate will be on your side.

Muacks from Simon, okay?

( p/s #1: Simon Lover will be away for some work-related thingy as well as back to my Land-Of-Meat-Bones-Tea hometown from tomorrow until next Monday! - Hopefully I can find some time to blog or even better yet, find a place that have internet - lor! --- )


( p/s #2: Hopefully I didn't bore you guys with continuous rantings from me & the Horny BF because I'm trying to make my blog look more "DECENT"( seriously?! ) before cashing out my NUFFNANG cheque - lor! Hahaha. If Nuffnang still wants to take away my meagre amount, then I have nothing  else to say except to spank RobbYaoi, the blogger nia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nia-ah-ma!!! =P ) 

Dog Days Are Over - Florence And The Machine!

Hi Guys! This is the 3rd installment of my "Formal"-ity Fetish post where I'll post pictures of guys in work attire! -- You can read the previous installments over here -- PART 1 and PART 2.

Just to inform you guys, Simon Lover will be away yet again --- for 9 days, starting from tomorrow! -- Nope, I'm not going for any vacation with the Horny BF, instead, my Elder Brother will be back home together with my Singaporean Sis-In-Law and the Singapore In-Laws.

So, I'm bringing them for a short getaway up north to Penang for 3days, detouring Ipoh for breakfast and dinner of course - since they have not been to those places before! -- Hahaha...I don't know why, but I find Singaporeans feel very fascinated with the way of life in Malaysia --- the people, the madness, the FOOD, the nature, the laid-back atmosphere. The In-Laws even suggested we go fishing, visit farms, likes roti canai and any older generation activities ( Haha..Maybe because it rekindle their younger days' memories back when Singapore wasn't as developed as now?!  )  -- but of course, this fascination I think will only last throughout the one week - lar; if forever, they might wanna re-consider the pros & cons of holding onto that fascination! -- especially Malaysia's notorious bureaucracy and politics!

Hahaha...Well, luckily for my singaporean relatives, the thing they like the most is FOOD! So, basically this trip will be another round of makan trip! -- No thanks to my 4 years living in Penang and 4 years cajoling in Ipoh -- Yup, it's been that long since leaving my parents, studying and working in FAR-FAR-AWAY land!

But no worries! - This coming 1st December 2010, Simon Lover will finally, and I mean, FINALLY, be back living and "preying" in Klang Valley for good! Hehehehe --- Oops! I think I might have stirred someone's hornet nest!

And I can't wait to dress as smart and twinky as the Thai Boy above! I always have a fetish on tight fitting white shirt but till now, I still haven't own one yet! Maybe it's time I ask the Mum/relative to tailor-made some for me?!

As for slacks, I have many tight fitting ones but none of them are as skinny as above! It's time to get one too?!! -- But just for your information, if I were to dressed like the clothes I've mentioned earlier, my body shape will look exactly like the twinky Thai Boy above! -- Maybe It's time to hit the gym, I guess?!

Yup! Simon Lover is really that slim! Though my slim looks isn't that obvious because of my proportionate height! So far...Only William, KH, Cheryl, Gratitude have seen me LIVE before, while PLUBoy has seen me cumming camming....and two more gays by the name Andy and one who always bumped into my BF and me but doesn't know that I'm SL...Hahaha...

And as for the Horny BF...I hope he'll get some good offers soon! He's trying out for MNCs Drug Companies...And if successful, I'll be envious of him because he gets to drool over the thousands of lengchais working as product representatives and "have" them over for lunch!!!!! -- Kheksei! -- While I will still be contented gossiping and flirting with my Malay makciks or ah moi(s) assistants! --and he'll be globe-trotting sleeping with Sexy Singaporean, Thai, Hong Kong, American guys.....Though I still have my "oozing with manly sex appeal" 30++ yo Japanese General Manager for me to flirt with! ( Must quickly do a check-up on him whether he likes guys or not! )

As for the Horny BF's bodysize, he'll look abit like the HOT TAIWAN GUY above -- but a little bit on the heavier side ( Just A LITTLE! ) Hahaha....!! -- And I just hope there'll be some hot sales reps like him "servicing" me once in a while.....Sigh....No harm fantasizing right?! Hehe.

Anyway...Hope you guys will enjoy your lovely weekend....while I'll be signing off for 1 week...Till then, Muacks from Simon Lover!

Wake Me Up When September Ends?

In a flash, September's drawing to a close. We Malaysians are blessed with so many public holidays, it's not even funny anymore. Seriously.

This month alone, we have the Raya celebrations; the holy month of Syawal superseding the fasting month of Ramadan. Two days off, but to some the Saturday was a waste. Since most private companies and all the government organizations practise the 5 days working week ruling now. Shucks you say?

No worries. Starting this year, we have Hari Malaysia. A celebration to commemorate the forming of Malaysia back in 1963, on September the 16th. Of course, Singapore has since broken free from this coalition. (Smart move? No comment ....) But to those living in East Malaysia (or the Borneo continent; namely Sabah and Sarawak), this is a cause for rejoice. Wait, I was told that they have been enjoying this Hari Malaysia holiday since aeons ago. Oh well. Then the ones in Peninsular Malaysia can jump now?

Whatever it is, the BIG day is coming soon. With the 3rd of October marked on the calendar, I am biting my fingernails with glee and anticipation. No, NOT for the second season of Glee, though that should be coming to our shores before the end of the year. Love the Britney/Brittany snippets available on Youtube now.

But let's say, this should be a cause for celebration. The end of the Seven Year Itch.

Now dear. Should we go for Steaks? Seafood? Japanese? Or plain mind-numbing union of the sweaty, pheromone-infused bodies? Your call.

Horny BF Rants

Our Theme Songs!

This is the 4th-weekend in a row, that i'm back in the Land Of Bak-Kut-Teh.The only difference this time is that i opted for the 6-hour gruelling bus ride instead!

Armed with my 6-year old, 256MB-only, Creative MP3 Player ( Hahahaha -I am so NOT-Gay! ), it helped me kill my time, besides the occasional dozing-off sessions. Hahaha..

Appropriately titled, Enya's "On My Way Home",  the chorus definitely strike a chord with me.

On my way home, I remember, only good days.
On my way home, I remember, all the best days.
I'm on my way home, I can remember, every new day.

So, this brings about some of the The Theme Songs, that brings back sweet memories for me & the Horny One. ( Please do not puke,okay! )

"Addictive" by Truth Hurts feat. Rakim

It was way back in 2002, when me & the Horny,were just barely starting our relationship. The song was hot on Hitz.fm back then. Me used to go over to the Horny One's hostel room while he'll switch on, his room mate's radio. A lot of chatting, hugging & "flip-flopping" sessions happened everytime we were left alone in da room. Once, i browsed his handphone's address book and interrogated him, each and every friend's number & their relationship with the Horny One! Hehehe...

"Round And Round" by Sugarbabes.
The year was 2004. And the Horny One just got a new polyphonic ringtone handphone, Nokia 3100. One of his favorite ringtones was Sugababes' "Round & Round". It was also the same song, when we were in his aunt's house, on the "Bed" that started it all, that we watched the 2004 Election results! Karpal Singh lost, so was Lim Kit Siang and Abdullah won 94% of the seats in Parliment! I was massaging the Horny One ( after a tiring Sabah / Kota Kinabalu trip ) when he fell asleep, while i continued watching the results till 2am kot! Hehe.

"Hung Up" by Madonna

Hahaha..My favourite Singer! The Horny One dreads travelling with me in my car..Especially when the FM Modulator is plugged-in ! Hehehe. It was way back in Oct 2005, when i waited anxiously for the worldwide grand premiere of the song, in Ryan Seacrest's American Top 40 ( Fly.fm ). One of her best songs in the noughties. I used to sit on the Horny One's lappy and shout "I'm Hanging Up On You!" - It was also in Singapore's Heeren's ( during our Dec 2005-Singapore trip - It was also our last Singapre-Trip TOGETHER too....Sigh....Maybe this year we'll make a trip Down South?! ), where i finally get to see the MTV for the first time as well!

"I'm Not Missing You" by Stacie Orrico

Hahaha. One of our favorite theme songs, I'm Not Missing You was heavily played back in 2006. It was also during the trip of me going to a NOT-SO-FAR-AWAY-LAND, ( compared to the current FAR-FAR-AWAY-WORKLAND ) were i was posted to work, accompanied by the Horny One. Well, that moment was also one of our saddest because it was also the first time that we were separated from living together after 4years during University Days...

爱上一个人 by Sammi Cheng ( Theme Song for "My Left Eye Sees Ghost" )

The Horny One's favourite chinese singer, Sammi Cheng! I have never watched "My Left Eye Sees Ghost" 我左眼见到鬼,   on cinema before, instead i watched it on our Local TV. It was a very nice & touching movie indeed. I didn't expect the ending to be that way.  The song was played when Sammi Cheng, finally realized that Lau Ching Wan's character, is her husband-in-disguise and tried several times to contact him, especially the "Superman" pose, to call her husband's spirit one last time!...Well, this song has somehow become our theme song as well, especially when we are in nothing-better-to-do situation where we will think that someday, one of us will be leaving us and it will definitely be very difficult for the other half! -- Sob..sob.

And so, those are some of the songs that bring back memories for us. There are still many songs to be included, but then, due to time constraint [ I'm actually blogging @Petaling Street's McDonalds and the time is already 4.30pm...And i need to take another bus back home, where i shall reach @5.30pm. Just in time for my cousin's wedding dinner @ 7.30 pm lor! ]..I have to end it here.

In the meantime, here is one lengchai-gwailo, who sat opposite me @ McD..Sorry for the weird poses of him..Well, i was actually trying to snap him sneakily ma...He look much better in person and his red-underwear is visibly seen everytime he bends over & also while washing his hands@the tap. Faint!!!!

Any takers?!! Hehehehe..And you guys thought, finally there's no hunks from Simon Lover somemore! Yikes!

Horny BF Rants : 23 Things About Simonlover - Part 2

Are You Salivating Yet? ;)

Yup, it's me again. Ze HORNY One, in case you've forgotten. And no, I'm not buried six feet under, nor abducted by aliens, nor even 'jumped ze ship' and found myself another twinkish delight to play with. 

Though I can't hide the fact that that sounded mighty stimulating. Hehe ... ANYWAY, since Simon started his ball(s) rolling with the first half (13 out of 23 ain't bad, but of course, refer to reason #13 for the explanation on why the Horny BF took over with this post) .... let me have my moment and rant all I want, in this magnificent edition of (drumrolls plz ....)

- 23 Things About Myself - Part 2 -

Okay, okay, maybe NOT so much about MYSELF, for this IS Simon's blog after all. I'll see how much I can come up with, then pepper the rest with JUICY details or something along the line ... okay?

 

14. Simon is actually a Wild Animal. Whoops, I meant to say, he has those wild instincts. Wait, that sounded somewhat raunchy either. Okay, so he can be rather petite (as mentioned by himself), and somewhat reserved when you first meet him, but after a while, you'll realize that he's another one of those beastly beings (I won't mention the exact place where this transformation takes place, but have a wild guess .... =P) at times. And of course, he won't bite. Okay, maybe in certain circumstances. 

15. Simon may be petite (imagine cradling a 55kg twink in one hand AND reaching your own d*ck with the same hand!) but damn can he EATS !!! Yeah, if you've got leftovers (not cum, please), especially desserts of the cloyingly, sickeningly sweet kind, throw them at him. He'll come begging on all fours. For the SWEETS, not you. ;)

 16. Simon has a rather fiery temper. Yup, may NOT sound like it, but he sure is packed with some firepower. But of course, Horny BF himself is a firecracker himself, hence the constant explosion of cum fireworks when we cross dicks swords. Yeah, on such a constant basis, we bicker almost on every single topic on earth. Personal life, work life, love life, politics, economics, weather (!) and the list goes on. But of course, as they say, it's an almost habitual ritual for old couples to argue over trivial matters ... to strengthen the relationship. Or so they say. But am I glad we have yet to resort to any forms of violence. 

 17. Simon has a deep fascination with gay porns. Wait, make that both of us. Seriously, which PLU does not, huh? Don't tell me you learn from your elders, or read from books/magazines, or 'accidentally bumped into those materials' coz I damn sure won't believe a word you say. Since we're both creatures of raging testosterones, and seeker of the most UNholy contents on the Net, between the both of us, we probably own a quarter of the Net's most saliva-inducing X-rated contents. Hahaha, okay, so I exaggerated . Slightly. But from where do YOU think those tantalizing shots of guys in all compromising positions Simon has been posting on a daily basis came from?  

18. Simon likes to swim. Ahem, I beg to differ. Simon likes to SEE people swim. Hahaha .. (I'm so dead. Maybe this post would be churned into the black hole as soon as he sees this! Anyone remember the Horny BF's Last of Me post? Hehehe ... I'm pushing the boundaries here) Ask him out for a movie (must be a GOOD one okay? Refer reason #11 if you're lost), he might reject you coldly. Ask him out for a meal, he might think twice, or thrice (depends on the place lah .... no wishy-washy Western fares for the picky Simon). But suggest for a swim at any of those public or private pools equipped with the most indecently-exposed shower cubicles (or lack thereof) and you'll see him drooling and changing into his tight Arena's, Aqux or what-nots in a flash. Even Horny BF also kalah when it comes to this ....

 19.  We're both coffee-addicts, really. Nope, and this has nothing to do with the fact that we're constantly staying up late for extra co-curricular activities or anything of that nature. (We do not need the extra kick, really ... hehe) Give us the options of coffee or tea (or me?) and guaranteed it'll be coffee 70% of the time. No compromise, no second guessing. Be it Starbucks, Old Town, or even the thickest, darkest (don't get funny ideas ...) kopi kaw in rustic kopitiams.

If there's a choice between coffee or alcohol, we'll pick coffee hands down. Unless of course, it's clubbing sessions, then ordering coffee might get those bouncers on yer a$$ pretty quick .......

20. Simon is actually a darn good navigator. Yup, no need for GPS, maps nor asking for directions. He's a natural born tracking device. Of course, in every sense of the word. If you get my drift ..... ;)

Surprisingly, I'm the one who repeatedly got lost, and brought back to the intended route on most occasions. Be it on the road, in the darkest maze of those sleazy saunas (hehe, any takers?), or metaphorically speaking, in life itself. :)

P/S : Thanks, dear. You know what I mean .....

21. Simon does NOT like to sing at karaokes. LOL. But on the contrary, though Horny BF's a croaking toad with thundering, ear-blistering hoarse voice, he loves to sing at any possible moment. Yup, and moaning/groaning in bed doesn't count. I still wish we can go and sing our lungs/livers/spleens out someday .... really. After all, I was not having the BEST of the festive season this past two weeks. Hmmm .... who wanna join? Hehehe, better bring your own mic then. ;)

22. This blog was never intended to be a personal blog. Or so Simon said. Somewhat bordering on a blog that's NOT safe for office, Welcome To The World Of Simonlover was started way back in the golden era when Simon decided to chronicle/archive/share his enviable collection of sexy shots with the world. Then slowly it transformed into a personal blog, with rants and ramblings from Simon himself and the Horny BF alike. And no, Horny BF is NOT a fictitious character born from the insane mind of Simon's. Hehehe, I'm real. As real as can be. And yes, as mentioned by his lordship Simon in the first half of this saga, Horny BF is in fact, seeking for companions for a good movie or two. For Simon's too picky at times, while I go for any movies under the sun. Or on the reels.

23. Last but not least, we would really, REALLY like to thank all the loyal supporters, readers, and fans (or detractors alike ... don't worry, we don't hold grudges) of this blog.

If I could, I'll kiss each and every one of you, strip you off those uncomfortable shirts/pants/boxers/straps you're wearing and ... let the imagination run wild. :)

Okay, so I was really desperate to end this longer than usual post, for I've run out of ideas. Yeah, I'm not a writer like Simon, so don't compare.  

Have A Blast Everyone !!! (Am I to tag the next unlucky soul?)

Always On My Mind...

First and foremost, i would like to offer my sincere apology for our immature actions that have caused unnecessary cause of concern from you guys regarding the stupid fiasco surrounding me & The Horny One. I have to agree with Ian that we should not have aired our childish grievances over the net, where some things are always better to be settled privately instead.

7 Years Of Relationship is very difficult to maintain. Once we moved into the comfort zone, one tends to be complacent especially in the area of trust & maintaining the sparks of the relationship. Arguing is always our favorite pastime activity ( Some couples can't stand to scold each other whenever they open their mouth. I know of, one chicken-rice seller-couple who always shout at each other, coupled with all sorts of Cantonese profanities spewing onto our chicken rice plate throughout over our entire meal session, yet they have been together for years! ). But in the heat of an argument, sometimes we let our emotions run high and that's when stupidity & irrationality comes into play.

Thank you all for your concerns. I appreciate it very much. Once again, my sincere apology to all of you and here's a wonderful song from Willie Nelson, Always On My Mind, dedicating it to the Horny One and all my dear readers. Felt really bad & "paiseh" for treating you guys like that. Hope you guys will forgive us for it and i promise never again, to do such a stupid thing that will caused a lot of unnecessary heartaches. Kisses from Simon? 

Maybe I didn't love you quite as often as I could have
And maybe I didn't treat you quite as good as I should have
If I made you feel second best girl I'm sorry I was blind
You were always on my mind you were always on my mind

And maybe I didn't hold you all those lonely lonely times
I guess I never told you I'm so happy that you're mine
Little things I should have said and done I just never took the time
But you were always on my mind you were always on my mind

Tell me tell me that your sweet love hasn't died
And give me give me one more chance to keep you satisfied i'll keep you satisfied
Little things I should have said and done..I JUST NEVER CUT THE TIME.
You were always on my mind you were always on my mind

Horny BF Rants : Stealing Da Limelight

A short note to all avid readers of Welcome to the World of Simon Lover (geez, that's LOOOONNNNGG ....almost as long as Horny BF's ... =P), pardon the lack of updates for Simon's kidnapped, trapped, tortured and bound right here where he rightfully belongs.

Muahahaha ...... Yeah. Long weekend here, hence I get the lion's share of that dear cutie butt. ;)

But rest assured he'll be back in action ( wait, he's perpetually in action, isn't he?) in a day or two. Or when Horny BF relents and frees poor Simon from the chamber.

No nude, nor half-naked guys prancing around in this post. I can't be bothered to search for them, especially when the weekend's too sweet to resist.

So how's everyone's Christmas preparation coming along now? Fine? Planning to send me a gift, for being such an angel (albeit the red horns )? Hehehehe ... WHAT? I can please myself by abusing Simon's space here, can't I? After all, who in his right mind would be working in the most mundane of office environment on a lovely Saturday evening?!! So please let me sulk. While Simon's away on his shopping spree.

Why do I get the feeling that whatever he's buying, nothing's in it for the Horny BF? Hmmmmm ahem ahem.

But seriously, exchanging gifts has somewhat been a lost art in our 7 years plus relationship. Maybe the passion has dwindled? The heat has dissipated? Or maybe, just maybe, it's enough to know that your other half cares for you as much, and no amount of material possessions can measure up to that?

Yadda yadda ... another one of those Love Conquers All concept? Bleurgh!!!! ( I see you grabbing for that potty there!)

Wrap myself up and save $$$ and lessen the grey hair? Nah ....

Talking about the long holidays, I am sure most of you are knee-deep, or maybe neck-deep in your respective shopping spree? Eagerly anticipating for your wishlist to come true, while on the other hand knowing so well you've to sacrifice something in return. (There IS a reason it's called Gift-Exchanging okay?!)

And yes, this time I AM talking about worldly, material stuff here. For me, personally, the list runs sooooo farkin' deep, I'd probably be punished in my after life for destroying those trees that coughed up the papers I write them on. ;)

Or maybe I should have wished for World Peace instead?

Technically speaking, presenting and receiving gifts can be such fun, or bore, depending on who you exchanged it with, and most vitally, WHAT you got in return. I once got some ornaments so generic, I wished I could shove them up the person's a$$ there and then. But of course, I dared not, for I packed some measly tokens myself (those used for the gaming machines in indoor theme parks) and presented them in a most splendid manner - a chic, retro-style ring box. Except when he gave that petite box a little shake, the clanking sounds of those coins-like steel tokens turned his face from a glowing red to a S&M-suffocated blue.

And at that moment, I just knew he was wishing he could shove those 10 pcs of tokens up either end of my orifices. LOL.

Love thy nature, embrace the feeling of prickly grasses and all .... just don't go rolling when the field's infested with leeches ......

Which brought me to another brilliant option - a simple dinner. You know, those seemingly SIMPLE X'mas deals, when you pay through your nose for some slices of roasted tree bark turkey, a glass of house wine (read : A cheapo who pays peanuts got himself a glass only) and some sickeningly sweet X'mas puddings (talk bout puddings, I'd take those jiggly, collagen-pumped derrieres anyday!). Yeah, costing almost a bomb and yet you either walk out feeling tipsy (from the bill, mind you. NOT the wine), or swearing you'll never fall for such trickery again! (But of course, you do, after repeated failed attempts not to ... )

Anyone up for a smooch?!

I leave things up to your imagination. And keeping my fingers crossed now ..... Smacking my lips in anticipation for that element of surprise (or lack thereof).

What are YOU buying for your loved one? Or loved ONES? Or even friends, relatives, family? Or better yet, send them over to Horny BF's empty, vacuum mailbox. Sob sob ......

Merry X'mas, Everyone. And pardon me for the incessant ramblings. That's just Horny BF for ya.

Horny BF Rants : The First Night

Ahem ahem. For a while there, I was sure some of you might be getting the chills. The impending doom in the form of a most dastardly horny creature, with devilish thoughts, poisonous words, unhygienic mind, and a most outright sarcastic demeanour.

Still remember the FIRST rant? When I exposed bits and pieces about the start of this most-loving relationship, a good 7 years on, and hopefully still going strong.

Since then, Simonlover himself had clarified the facts from the myths, & rumours, and peppered his stories with much spices, sizzles, heat and all. So was it really a mere one night stand? Or was it something long-lasting, bordering on something magical, or a love so pure it makes one ... puke? ;)

The endless flirting sessions ensued after the initial acquaintance. It was an almost instant click. Or maybe it was just me. The sight of such a cute, cool and fair-skinned twink sitting alone on the bench during the 1st week of our university days, staring into space (for whatever reason) captivated my heart. Yup, but I could not bring myself over and chatted him up, for he looked rather shy, while me, I was all decked up in my checkered shirt, with Aaron Kwok-like double cut hair, and dyed blonde to boot.

And poor amnesiac me had no recollection of the first time we chatted face to face. Was it really the chanced meeting outside of the shower room? When Simon's all covered up in a tiny piece of towel? (all dripping with water, sweat, and whatever liquid one could imagine .... ) Or was it some other equally electrifying times, when we both did not realize the instant spark between two hungry souls?

Then there were those sweet old days, when we chatted up like old pals, albeit the extremely short period we knew each other. It felt almost magical, us chatting in our dorm til the wee hours of the night, on every and any topic imaginable. He looked almost too boyish, a touch of naivety, and too darn cute; the intense desire to reach over and hold his hands while he was flicking them all over the place, kissing his hand and smelling the fresh and smooth pulps of his skin, and ultimately hugging him tight and planting a kiss on his lips was a little overwhelming at times. Yup, I was in love.

I wondered aloud .... Could he be attached? He could not possibly be straight, could he?! Judging from his soft-spoken demeanour, metrosexual quality, combined with my instincts (what people commonly relate to as 'Gaydar'; Gay + Radar?), I was more than 70% sure he was One Of Us. Okay, but what next?

Previous failed relationships rendered me wary of taking chances, for fear of repercussions. And for fear of possibly ruining a beautiful friendship. He was nonchalant most of the times, treating me just like any other friend he came to know in our faculty.It was a most frustrating feeling to be developing a crush on a friend. Not to mention the helplessness when I was stealing glances of him in our class, in our hostel, and when we're having casual meals with the other friends.

After a good 5 months of knowing each other, from spending endless hours of quality time together (both during and after lecture hours) to the occasional SMS when we're both back to our hometowns,  FINALLY it happened.

What did I mean? Well, just read the next installment of this series to find out ...... Pardon me for the cliffhanger for I'm not good at writing long articles. =)

Horny BF Rants : 7 Years with Simonlover

A little over 7 years. That's how long we've been together. Through thick and thin, the endless squabbles, arguments, fights, and not to mention the almost 'compulsory' break-ups aka cold wars in between.

To initiate a platonic relationship ain't a walk in the park. While some bro-mance is considered to be on a whole different level. But when it comes to romance, dating and maintaining a relationship amongst 2 guys; young/slutty/horny and needy (ahem) at that, it does take more than lust and love.

Here's my side of the story ........

Back then we were mere freshies. Young, naive and still at our primes (still teenagers, albeit at the further end of the scale), we were barely making it through in our university. The burdensome syllabus, the sudden paradigm shift in terms of life, environment, and circle of friends, all added up to increasing stress, acnes a-poppin, libido a-dropping (hehe, though simonlover must have begged to differ), and eventually building up the an explosive climax of .........the start of something new.

Blame it for the bad memories. I ain't that young now, mind you.

But I had NO recollection whatsoever about bumping into Simonlover, all decked in a towel, while casually flopping my, ahem .... Aaron Kwok's Double Cut hairstyle (yup, it was the IN thing back then ... don't laugh!). Or maybe I was in a trance, totally captivated by the sights of a luscious, slim and smooth body dripping with droplets of water from shower, with erect nipples (hah! bet your mind was on something else?) standing from the shivering cold.

But the feature I remembered most was none other than Simon's fingers. Yeah, a fetish if you would. Not his looks (though he does possess a very cute, boyish mug), his physical appearance, nor his charms, but it was started with my fascination with his fingers. Or hands, rather.

Something about those slender, fair and smooth hands, paired with his sometimes long fingernails (just enough to send shivers down one's spine, or put it this way, electric down to one's groin), captured my attention, constantly dragging me to daydreamer's paradise and back.

And yeah, Simonlover even proved his worth and shared his 'secrets' on foreplays utilizing one of his most sexy tool (=P) before.

I'll leave the rest to your imagination, dear readers of Simonlover's. And I hope this post teased your appetite for more juicy details to come. I'll let the MASTER performs his magic with his words. I ain't as eloquent nor expressive as Simon, and I sure as hell do not keep a collection of photos so sexy, my HDD literally heated up and went bonkers. ;)

With that, here's Horny BF signing off ........ have a Happy Mid-Autumn Festival everyone.