Breaking the CURSE..... =P

Hey Hey...Finally break the curse of 3 posts for the Month of May compared to the past two months! Whoa, that is why we shouldn't underestimate the power of the “LAZINESS GOD”! Muahahaha...Honestly, i was actually busy “researching” for the past 1 week on what to write in my post...Very headache lar thinking of what to blog. I reli kow-tow to the bloggers outthere who frequently update theirs. So, what is the results of my 1 week research? Aiseh, basically it boils down to a few topics i wanted to post on but i couldn't find enuf material, so, in this post, i'll just blog briefly lor...

Kris Allen & Adam Lambert had definitely melted my heart ( Ironically, it was also my 1^st and only time that i have watched an American Idol 2009 episode throughout the season. Kris’s singing is nice & country, however, whenever he flash the PEARLY SMILE of his, my knees go weak INSTANTANEOUSLY!..As for Adam Lambert, u make us GAYS ( is he or is he not?..) so proud of u. His on-stage charisma & performance definitely make me go MADONNA!...Hehehe...But, what to do, there can be only 1 winner. Though i love Kris’s smile, but IMHO, Adam was a better singer & performer. However, congrats to both of them anyway, especially for making this Idol 2009 an exciting finale, as compared to “Soul Patrol who?”; “The Obese Ruben” who?” and many more.

Hehehe...The second pic is kinda cheeky, don'cha think?

Famous Geminis in conjuction of my birthday has become “belated”. However, All is not lost though. If i manage to find sexy pics which i’m satisfied with ( currently i’m not, it is very difficult to find especially Google pics. I think Google has some kind of moral responsibility that they are upholding. Example, It’s harder to google pics for “Colin Farrell naked” as compared to web google, where in Google pics, they seldom show naked pics of Colin in your search results. So, sometimes i have to search 1-by-1 thru webpages which can be quite time-consuming ). Anyway, the list on Sexy Famous Geminis include Colin Farrel, Mark Wahlberg, Johnny Depp, Zachary Quinto, Allan Wu, Julian Hee, Brent Javier, Joe Cheng & many more. U tell me?! If i can get sexy pics of them which i’m satisfied, definitely it will be a salivating moment! Till then, we shall wait until June 21 before the next horoscope comes, unless...if any of my readers don’t mind sharing their collections with me? =P

Allan Wu & Brent Javier...Rape material?

Susan Boyle’s 2^nd performance has come and gone by without putting me in tears compared to the 1^st time i heard her . Her 1^st performance has and still is, the most poignant performance that has got me in tears in front of the KFC crowd ( yup, i was wifi-ing in KFC ..) Plus, i am not known as having a HEART of STEEL for nothing...( u dun belief me? ). But, it was still a commendable performance. Even Simon Cowell gave her a rare standing ovation.

Her latest look!

Ever since subscribing to Jaring’s wifi, i have managed to download a few DVD-quality porns & gay-themed movies. Hehehe....I have watched Eternal Summer, Formula 17 & The Love Of Siam. It has been so long that i have last watched romantic-comedies that really got me addicted to it and feel very happy ( the “awww...” and the “go after him!-go after him! chants”—type of happiness with pillow covering my face & it-would-have-been-a-body-pinching-session-if-not-of-our-long-distance-relationship-with-my-boiboi _) . Eternal Summer was nice.Sexy actors...Nice acting. However, I was so disappointed with “You Are Forever My Best Friend"--ending. I didn’t expected the finale was so..... Sigh....

If just they had more of the making love scenes...

Sexy Bryant Chang who won the Best New Actor in Golden Horse Award for his performance

Sexy "Top" Joseph Chang....

The Love of Siam is another award-winning movie. The show was saved by the cute Mario Maurer ( because the English subtitle failed to function ). I can roughly guess what was happening though...hahahaha...by just going with the flow...I’d always have a thingy for Thai Boys. However, there is one-thing that i can’t be stimulated is no matter how good-looking the Thai Boys is,on paper, the net or magazines; nothings beats the stimulation that u get from looking at REAL-LIFE Thai Boys in Bangkok! Everywhr u go, nearly 9 in 10 Thai boys can be RAPE-material! ( am i exaggerating?! )...hehehe...Especially those ethnic Chinese-Thais! Skinny-jeans in KL? Phhluzzee lar, Bangkok boys has been wearing it whn Malaysians are still bell-bottomin! I can’t wait to go to Bangkok again! In a few months time, it will be my 3^rd Bangkok trip ( yup, the 3^rd time...But i have nvr been to a gay Go-Go club before and i doubt, this time it will materialised as i’m going with a bunch of straight estrogenic species again, minus the BF of cuz ).

Sexy Mario Maurer in The Love Of Siam...

As for Formula 17, i will leave it to my future post as the time is getting late. But all i can say that it is a very feel-good romantic comedy that made me rolling over my Queen bed with joy and glees ( remember how it feels when we were young and as a kid, we will always go eee and close one eye-but still open one-eye because u wanna see & teasing your siblings---at kissing or making love scenes? Well, that is how it feels...Heartwarming romantic comedy...Hehehe....

The Sexy Tony Yang in Formula 17. Wasted he's straight. WHY oh WHY?!

Cheers & Muacks From Simon! Hope u guys enjoyed the post...
AND as for me, i will have to work harder to mend my relationship with thy loved one after a heavy argument, again, which, coincidently happened in this past 1 week....Ciao!

My Favourite Pornstar = Brent Corrigan!

Hee hee hee....Today we shall look into something cheeky...Innocently titled, MY FAVOURITE PORNSTAR!...I'm sure u guys out there are more knowledgeable and definitely has a phD on gay porns as opposed to an innocent boy like me, well...However, there is one star that i cannot help but was immediately charmed by his aura whn i 1st saw his movie...that is, the ULTIMATELY one & only, BRENT CORRIGAN!....

Any PLU guy who can resist this lovely twink is definitely not a 100% GAY!

Well, i wouldn't want to elaborate more on his biography, as u can wikipedia him, we shall see some of the reasons why i'm so fascinated with him as compared to other porns ( besides japanese ones, hehehe...)

a) He has a nice, unkempt hair that looks so natural & yet original...He can strike a pose with an aura of coolness surrounding him...

b) I love his sexy Star Tattoo on his perky right butt cheek. Heard he got it on his 18th Birthday...Well, indirectly it also means that the porns that we watched with Brent performing without the tattoo on his butt, it means those videos were filmed when he was underaged....Yikes!..So u guys out there, better keep your porns safely! ( p/s: the Company that owns his underage films has stop distributing it since 2007, so the only way we can get it is thru our luck googling the net lor...)

His STAR always manage to hold on to its own spotlight whn the camera focuses him in the rear!

c) His innocent twinky look with a dashing smile & well-toned body. Well, some ppl might not like twinks, but i'm definitely into twink-fetish as i consider myself to be a twink ( outer appearance lor, but heart already getting older..) too! ....Hehehe....

Why so moody...Let me "sayang" k....Hehehe

d) He can "slip" in & out easily without any pain and loves BAREBACKING ( how many videos nowadays that shows barebacking, u tell me leh? However, do rmbr, SAFE SEX comes first though )....SO ENVY him....Make me feel so guilty to my loved one....What to do, too tight lor!
Come shower together with me?

e) He has a big bulge! The 1st look on his video or pic, u'll go OMG! How can this twink has a big DICK for his size?!!!!!!!!!! He's only 5 ft 7 in ...and i'm also 5 ft 7 in...but he has a bigger than 8-9 inch DICK well I...I...well....I can say that i'm proud of "IT" as it complements well and has been performing EXCELLENTLY thruout all these years....Ahem..ahem...

Can u see the bulge or u can't? Hmm.....

f) He has a nice tone body...Not to bulky ( i hate those who are too muscled! )...not to skinny ( especially those pity european boys...the police should catch those culprits instead! ) ..Just the right amount of flash...Or what we usually say in Cantonese..."Ngam ngam hou"....

Money Money Money...Who wants to pay him to dance at your Birthday party? Plz Hands up!
Definitely 7 and Up & Up inches!

g) However, not all handsome guys are 100% perfect... As for his porns, i prefer watching Japanese guys cumming as they can shoot a whole lot more of cum & distance as compared to his porn ( maybe because he's shooting a few scenes in 1 day kot....)....Moan..Moan...Moan...For crying out loud?!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha..Well, he shud moan more as his voice can make every gay men to have a hard-on immediately even though u are 10 km away!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, enough said. Of all the pros and cons, all i can say is that u'll definitely be in my TOP list of favourite porn stars & movies of all-time and u will always have my SUPPORT ( hahaha, though i'm indirectly depriving him of an honorable income by downloading his movie on the net instead...)

Long live BRENT CORRIGAN!....( Haik, do u think i'm crazy?.....Sigh, actually it's because i can't think of any interesting post to blog at the moment and also, coincidently i just downloaded a Full-version of his video THE SUMMIT...., hahaha, so i thought, well...why dun i just blog him.... , feel so paiseh didn't blog for so long d.... =P )

A cheeky pic of him...U can find more on the net though. Hope u guys enjoyed my post.

MUACKS from SIMON!

( p/s: Hope my boiboi won't be angry of me k, u'll always be my lovelove.... =)