Friday, November 20, 2009

Horny BF Rants : The First Night


Ahem ahem. For a while there, I was sure some of you might be getting the chills. The impending doom in the form of a most dastardly horny creature, with devilish thoughts, poisonous words, unhygienic mind, and a most outright sarcastic demeanour.

Still remember the FIRST rant? When I exposed bits and pieces about the start of this most-loving relationship, a good 7 years on, and hopefully still going strong.

Since then, Simonlover himself had clarified the facts from the myths, & rumours, and peppered his stories with much spices, sizzles, heat and all. So was it really a mere one night stand? Or was it something long-lasting, bordering on something magical, or a love so pure it makes one ... puke? ;)


The endless flirting sessions ensued after the initial acquaintance. It was an almost instant click. Or maybe it was just me. The sight of such a cute, cool and fair-skinned twink sitting alone on the bench during the 1st week of our university days, staring into space (for whatever reason) captivated my heart. Yup, but I could not bring myself over and chatted him up, for he looked rather shy, while me, I was all decked up in my checkered shirt, with Aaron Kwok-like double cut hair, and dyed blonde to boot.

And poor amnesiac me had no recollection of the first time we chatted face to face. Was it really the chanced meeting outside of the shower room? When Simon's all covered up in a tiny piece of towel? (all dripping with water, sweat, and whatever liquid one could imagine .... ) Or was it some other equally electrifying times, when we both did not realize the instant spark between two hungry souls?



Then there were those sweet old days, when we chatted up like old pals, albeit the extremely short period we knew each other. It felt almost magical, us chatting in our dorm til the wee hours of the night, on every and any topic imaginable. He looked almost too boyish, a touch of naivety, and too darn cute; the intense desire to reach over and hold his hands while he was flicking them all over the place, kissing his hand and smelling the fresh and smooth pulps of his skin, and ultimately hugging him tight and planting a kiss on his lips was a little overwhelming at times. Yup, I was in love.

I wondered aloud .... Could he be attached? He could not possibly be straight, could he?! Judging from his soft-spoken demeanour, metrosexual quality, combined with my instincts (what people commonly relate to as 'Gaydar'; Gay + Radar?), I was more than 70% sure he was One Of Us. Okay, but what next?


Previous failed relationships rendered me wary of taking chances, for fear of repercussions. And for fear of possibly ruining a beautiful friendship. He was nonchalant most of the times, treating me just like any other friend he came to know in our faculty.It was a most frustrating feeling to be developing a crush on a friend. Not to mention the helplessness when I was stealing glances of him in our class, in our hostel, and when we're having casual meals with the other friends.

After a good 5 months of knowing each other, from spending endless hours of quality time together (both during and after lecture hours) to the occasional SMS when we're both back to our hometowns,  FINALLY it happened.

What did I mean? Well, just read the next installment of this series to find out ...... Pardon me for the cliffhanger for I'm not good at writing long articles. =)

11 comments:

at.kk1981 said...

wow... u have such good english and i'm impressed.. u have ur own blog?? I kinda like to read blogs with good writings.. though i'm not that good myself.. haha

C'est la vie said...

OMG, I hate you guys..... I just so hate you guys...... What a dream comes true fairytale..... *sigh* (Pathetic lonely mode)

ShAKirA CHOONG said...

Looking forward to your next post.You are s good writer.I love to read about your romantic relationships,which is rather rare to have last for 7 years now right?
I LOVE LOVE STORIES!

Anonymous said...

Just like Simon, when you get to the good bit, you stop. You are a Tease. In a nice way. - Ian

Bravebear said...

I love love stories too~ more! more! MORE!!!

C'est la vie, chill man. We might just discover their secret to success! LOL!

Just B3cks said...

Their secret of success = Love + chemistry + good sex + perfect timing

:P just my 2 cents!

Horny BF said...

atkk : Erm, sad to say, I don't have one. Maybe I'm easily satisfied by just messing around with Simon's blog here. LOL. Don't worry, with time comes experience. Personally, good English or not, does not matter. Most importantly, be true to yourself, and write about things you yourself love, rather than catering to the others. Just my 2 cents, anyway.

C'est La Vie : Don't be. I am sure your knight will come soon enough. Destiny weaves it magic differently, for different people.

Shakira : hi Shakira. Romantic fairytale? Nah ... we have gone through life's ups and downs as much as any couple out there. Most vitally, we put our utmost trust in each other.

Ian : I apologize though, for it wasn't my intention to drag this story on and on. Hehehe ... maybe I'll let Simon continue the story from his perspective then.

Bravebear : secret to success? hahahaah .. IF you can call it that.

Just B3cks : erm, good sex? hehehe, should I get down to the dirty part in the next chapter then? :)

Hide and Seek said...

Sooooooo sweeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!! :) How come no people crushes on me. :P

Oh yeah, Horny BF's english is so damn good. :D

William said...

You guys were very cautious to have been tip-toeing around each other for five months! Hehe. Can't wait for the next episode.

simonlover said...

Horny BF: Thanks to The Horny BF for taking care of my blog while i was away! Muacks! -- Me have the 70% Gay look ah? - Hahaha..Well,at least ur gayday was much better than mine! =)

Takashi said...

Interesting read hehee...

and i agree with u simonlover is cute :)


so.. when u wanna reveal urself horny bf?

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