Sunday, August 9, 2009

SICK!!!! -- Minor Food Poisoning... =(

Down with a minor food poisoning...Recuperating in the last two days...Feeling dazed & confused...Takin' Panadol to overcome my Hot & Cold condition....Sigh, what a "wonderful" weekend i had...

Believe it or not...This is only my 2nd time in my life that i had a food poisoning...I already felt unwell about 9pm aft dinner...I quickly lay on my bed...Ate Motilium to stop my nauseous state because I'm really afraid of vomiting! The horror with all the stuffs inside ur stomach regurgitating from your mouth & NOSE is harder to take compared with anything else!

There i was, laying on the bed for abt 2 hours d feeling like a wacko jacko....Still doesn't want to admit that i'm really suffering from a minor food poisoning...Sensing that i'm getting some hot & cold moments d, i quickly reach out for my landlord's activated charcoal & Panadol pills to self-treat myself...Hahahahaha....Oops, self-medication is not a very wise decision unless u r familiar with--

After just 1 minute taking the pills...I cannot tahan d....I quickly run out to the toilet but it was too late...In no time, i was already on my knees, bending in the ever vulnerable "doggy-style" position, and began my vomiting session on the kitchen floor!!!!!! If it wasn't for my stubborness, i could have gone to the toilet bowl and force myself to vomit instead of going through the hassle of cleaning-up the kitchen floor after that.......

Well, i must say that after vomiting & going to the toilet, it definitely felt better...However, for this two days, i still had to take some panadols to overcome my intermittent fever & chills and forced me to be bedridden...

However, this is nothing compared to my food-poisoning case i had the 1st time...And believe it or not...It came after i ate from McDonalds!!!!...Yup, u heard me right....McDonalds!!!!!!!!!!!!!......I wouldn't had suspected McDonalds, have i not had my only dinner in McDonalds lor.....That time was the worst ever experience!!!! Excruciating stomach pain, non-stop vomitting for few hours & the diarrhea was ever-lasting!!!!!I had non-stop diarrhea for a few days!!! And after that, my bowel went hay-wire for the next few days too...!!!! Once i was driving, i couldn't control my bowel & i had no choice bt to "release" it on the spot!( GROSS! )..Luckily my jeans & my car seat protector helped contained it from over-flowing ( GROSS again!!!! ) before finally reaching my home....Hahahaha...Again, back then, i was "self-medicating" again....Hahahaha...Bought my own medicines & self-treat....Very stingy hor....

One thing whn u notice in my post, is that i didn't mention anyone coming to my rescue hor....Well, i have always been very independant & i dun like making people feeling worried with me....My parents didn't know i had food poisoning after the next morning only ( even though the toilet was just beside their room, my Dolby-supported sound of vomiting failed to wake them wake either )...And this time, i managed to clean-up the mess on the kitchen floor in the nick of time before my landlord & the whole family came back too ..... Well, it's not good to make people worry about you ma...If you can handle it, why not?!!...Feel very paiseh one ma....

Anyway, hopefully this will be my last food posioning case ever....( Hmm..i doubt so ...)...And this will also be my first post without any sexy guys pic on it too!!!! Hahahaha.....Cheers From Simon ya! ( Sigh..Back To Work again 2mr... )

10 comments:

William said...

Get well soon!

With vomiting, it's really best to get a shot, any pills will just end up in the puke!

Freedom09 said...

Your poo poo-ing in the car is REALLY ewwie lo!

savante said...

Sounds like quite a bad tummy flu. Take some rest!

fable frog said...

haiyu~ such terrible experience... get well soon ya...

simonlover said...

William: Haha..Wat2do..I hate vomiting............!!! =)

Freedom: EWWWWWW!!!!!!!! =)

Savante: Thanks!

Fable: Think my waist has gone dwn fr 29 to 28 d..Very successful hor =P

Takashi said...

swallow some cum.. it can neutralise the acidicy in the stomach :)

Evann said...

Oh dear. Get well soon. And I so totally understand what you mean about regurgitating through your nostrils. Ugh I despise those. It hurts so much! Not to mention the stench...

simonlover said...

Takashi: Hahaha...I didn't know that ur "cum' can "do' wonders?!!!!! Hahaha..Noti fella..I'm already attached! =)

Evann": Thanks! Yup..The stench of cleaning up is also unbearable

Caring BF said...

kinda late to read this, but what a gross recollection.

hey, i CARED, ok?
dont put things like as if your bf didn't give a damn ....

and thank goodness you didn't tell on the reason WHY you poo-pooed in your car!

simonlover said...

Haik..Kena scolding again..=(

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