Sunday, December 13, 2009

One Night Only! - Camping Trip!

Finally! Simon Lover is back from a One-Night Only, Camping + Boating Trip! To cut the story short, let's get into the details immediately!

We began our journey at about 2pm. After weeks of non-stop rain during the monsoon season, the scorching Sun is back with a vengeance! After about an hour drive, we finally reached the jetty, the last stop before entering to the World Of The Unknown Land. While waiting for our boat to arrive, we took a tea break as well as some photo-taking sessions.

 
The Golden Flower ( Allamanda cathartica ) @ Bunga Kecobong Kuning in Malay.

 
Yes. Do not laugh. We do have this signboard in Malaysia!



A view from The Jetty. The Magnificient Bridge across the Sparkling Lake!



A View Of The Grandiose Neverending Lake...And we'll be camping in one of the hundreds of Islands found @ the lake!


I managed to take a photo of the soldiers, transporting daily goods to the army camps located in one of those islands.

 
After a 1 hour wait ( we just missed the previous boat abt 15 mins nia! ), finally it's our turn to get jiggy with it! And till we meet again, Goodbye, shall i say, to the jetty!



The journey to our Island takes about 30 mins on our long speedboat. Passing thru countless of lookalike islands, we are puzzled with, how our driver was able to locate the desired destination without using any compass/GPS - Once in a while, he'll just get up from his seat and take a look of the surrounding before speeding into a direction he wanted!



And so, we've finally reached our Island at about dusk. ( Silly me! I forgot to take pictures of my island! ). We were the last boat to arrive. Everything has already been set up by the other armada. Electricity, food, tents, grass-cutting. We just need to find a good spot to set up our tent.



And so, this is our tent! ( Silly me again! No other pics of my tent too! So, had to hide my fren's pic! ). This is my first time setting up a tent too. Luckily, i just need to help out my ever-reliable manly friends with the setting up. If not, this "effeminate bitch" ( just like what Ian mentioned earlier, which i''m NOT! ) will have to sleep on the ground for the night!



As i've mentioned earlier, the dry & drought season is back with a vengeance. Technically, it also means that the Lake Water is not that cold too!!! Hehehehe. I did not take any pic, again, of the shower room. But basically it's just a small hut made from zinc with a container filled with the water pumped from the lake.   

                                                                                                     p/s: However, the water was ICE-COLD in the next morning, though it was already 8.00 am. Simon Lover was man enough to take up the challenge, and end up with a super tight Balls throughout the session! Hehehe. Simon Lover also has a very bad habit of TFK @ Jerking Off in a new environment for FORMALITY reasons...Hahaha. But that morning, Little ( Or Rather, Big? ) Simon had no choice but to save it for a rainy day instead.



Dinner was basically a Malay Style affair. We had grilled fish & chicken, "belitung", curries, etc. Nothing to shout about except for the grilled marinated chicken. ( The funny guy had to squint his eyes due to the powerful camera flash. )



This is a glimpse of the open-concept wooden hut ( pondok ) that some of the group members slept in. I wouldn't exchange my tent for that. Imagine exposing yourself to mosquitoes, insects & the chilling early winds from the lake?!!!

The sleep was good. Since there's nothing much to do @night, i basically went to bed @10.30pm, One of the earliest sleep i've ever had in such a long time. Armed with just my windbreaker jacket, jeans & socks, i just slept with the bag as the pillow & found a spot where the ground was even enough ( meaning, not many stones or tree roots ) for a good night sleep till 5 am, where i was awoken by the cool, chilling morning wind.
 
And so, Morning has arrived! After my failed "Formality TFK@ Jerk-Off" in the shower and a sumptuous breakfast of mi hun goreng, the time that we had been waiting for finally began @ 11 a.m! - The Boat Ride around the Lake, on the brand new Dinghy SpeedBoat ( see the pic above ) ! I was seated in the place where you can see the water bottle is. There were 7 of us and coincidentally, the two fatter ones sat @ the back of the boat. So, @ the beginning of the boat ride, the boat was basically speeding in a 45 Degree angle before finding it's momentum, settling down to a more respectable, surface touching position. The weather was rough, strong winds creating lots of sea-like waves,  our Dinghy Speedboat had no choice but to break pass the waves in a rollercoaster ride ( I had to hold on tightly to the boat in order to avoid this Slim Twink from flying off the boat! )





The Orang Asli ( Natives ) Village. Their compound looked much more nicer compared to our shabby huts! They were running wildly back to their houses when our boat got nearer. ( Reason: I heard that they are afraid that we are from the Health Authorities because everytime there is a visit from them, the Orang Asli children will be taken away... which in actual fact, they are taken into The Hospital for treatment & re-feeding the malnourished kids.



A view of the Gigantic Hydroelectric Dam. The place is off-limit to outsiders. So, we could only see it from afar in order to avoid any stand-off with the Military's well-equipped artilleries!



The boat ride around the lake took about 2 hours.( 11 am - 1pm ). Imagine Simon Lover under the scorching sun! Though i like to tan, but i prefer tanning the whole body instead of getting my face charcoal-ed lor! ( i was practically all covered-up except my face nia! )




We took some time off the boat to look for the Rafflesia Flower, the world's Largest Flower, on some of the Islands. But we failed to find one and this is a picture i took from the net instead.

And so, the Trip has to come to an end. 2 days without the Horny BF's whinings, i kinda missed him ady. We finally had our lunch, packed our bags and back to the jetty. Though the trip was tiring; plus a few 5-octave sessions during dinner time ( there were huge wasps flying incoherently around the lightbulb and i only shouted when it bumped into me ok ); a baby scorpion found lingering outside of our tent, a shocking moment when one of the guy, suddenly took off his sarong and exposed his naked butt to me before jumping into the lake, and a quite a handsome, lil' sissy Malay "guy like us" to spy on; the trip was definitely unforgetable and a Big Thanks to the Powers That Be, for sponsoring this trip!


With that, Simon Lover ends his story.... & .... Muacks As Usual!

Friday, December 11, 2009

Simon Lover Going Camping! Die! Die! Yikes!

Just to keep u guys updated, Simon Lover will be going for a camp in this few days. So, there insufficient time for me to do any scheduled post either.

This is actually my first time going camping nia. Plus..A very reluctant trip too...Hahaha...Just because my "hiao" friends keep asking me to follow them together since i have nothing to do this weekend too.

I'll have to sacrifice my comfy Queen Size Bed for a 6 person Tent, sleeping on the ground in a super-cold night.


Sleeping wise, shouldn't be a problem. But showering wise.....Die Die! I'll be bathing using a super cold lake-water throughout the entire trip! I can't rmbr whn was the last time i bath using cold water!!! Die Die! Sure will jump like hell while showering, with certain parts of your body retracting in tight positions too! Hahahahaha....



Food wise, hiking wise, bag carrying wise....Luckily there's other staff that will handle it. Me will just go there and enjoy nia ( Hopefully la )....

So, wish me luck! Hopefully i can survive the 1 day ordeal lor!!! And also..Hope it won't rain either because, if it rains...An armada of blood-sucking leeches will be unleashed!!! -- And that's when you'll see and hear Simon Lover's 5-octave voice, providing eerie echoes for the night, wakening up the unseen forces that surround the peaceful islands of the Loch Ness Lake!

Muacks from Simon Lover!

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Leandro Okabe @ Bulhoes - Sexy Japanese-Brazilian Model!

Sexy Japanese-Brazilian Model

Name: Leandro Okabe
Former name: Leandro Bulhoes
DOB: 1/6/1985
Ethnicity: Brazilian-Japanese
Occupation: Model
Country: Japan

( p/s: I know it's old news for some of u guys, bt i still think it's unfair not to share it over here because he's one helluva sexy Model! )



 

 
    
 






 

 





 


 





 











 

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Cute Taiwanese Boys II.

Yes! Finally..What a relief!..Since last week i have been very busy with my office work, just for the big day of an AUDIT by the Ministry, which has just concluded this morning! Hehehehe....

So, i guess there's some free time for Simon Lover to upload a few pictures for you guys to see. I think it has been a long time since i last posted pictures of cute Taiwanese boys. So, enjoy ya! Muacks from Simon!
( p/s: i've realized that some of them are not Taiwanese though! But anyway, they are still hawt!!! )


 I like guys in hot, tight tank tops! Yummy!

 
Whatcha lookin' at?! ...erm..What do u think leh?! Hehehe

 
 Come & get me if you can!

 
 Posing for gullible predators to take him!

 
 Such a cute smile!! I want! I want!




The rose among the thorns. Do u guys agree?



I would like to add another number "6" on the other butt lor in oreder to complete the number "67" or "luk chat" in cantonese....Hehehehe....Cute Butt!! I want! I want!

Monday, December 7, 2009

One Night Only! - KL!

Hey hey! I was back in KL over the weekend for a short getaway with the Horny BF. It has been awhile since we actually stayed in a Hotel instead of my PARENTS home. =). Though the Horny BF came down on official business on Friday, but the weekend was all ours to be spent!  - FYI. We didn't stay in a posh hotel because there is a certain price limit for us to make an accomodation claim from our company ma. So, there is no pics to be shared over here lor.

However, here are some of the pics that i managed to take during that few days. ( Oops..Sorry guys...No candid shots of cute lengchais for me to share here, yet again...Cuz the horny BF always forbids me of doing so with his camera!!! ....Yerrr!!!!!!!! Can someone please advise him?!!!  )




The Christmas Decorations over in Pavilion, Malaysia's Premier Shopping Centre.

I have always like the Christmas decors in Pavilion as compared to the ones in MidValley ( Midvalley have won the Tourism Malaysia's Best Decorated Mall for Christmas for 2 consecutive years ady, 2007 & 2008! ) -- Hopefully Pavilion might win it this year. =).




And of course, we shud not omit the dinner as well. We rang up a twink friend of ours, named "Little Sen Sen" to join us for dinner lor, since he's having a semester break. That night, I had one of the nicest BBQ Chicken Wings ( Wong Ah Wah's Chicken Wings @ Jalan Alor, RM 2.40 ea -- Haha.So kampung me. I have always wanted to try it but everytime i pass by, it was always closed. ) and the "Roast Pork ( Siew Yuk ) Wantan Mee, RM 15 / 3pax in the same restaurant, which is way way much better than the one, somewhere in Petaling Street!

It was a Saturday night, after much pestering from the Horny BF & Little Sen Sen ( hehehe...dun mind ya! wink wink! ), the three of us went to "Oblique" Bar@ Jalan P.Ramlee to have some fun! I have never been to Oblique before ( hey hey, again FYI, Simon is working in a far-far away land ler ). Even from the entrance itself, there were so many cute guys manning it! It's so obvious, just from the look of it from the main road, it's a definite true-blue gay bar/disco! Little Sen Sen's previous trip was full of half-naked guys, prancing & gyrating around in hot pants.

However, that nite it turned up to be a lil' milder. Maybe because there wasn't any event/theme for that night. The crowd was lesser too and most of them are of the twinks, 18-21 yo kinda look. So, it can partially explain why there wasn't any half-naked guys because Malaysian's of that age, are still a lil' shy ( hahahaha...actually, the 3 of us are also shy too =P ). All is not lost either, we managed to enjoy ourselves that night and came out half-deaf after 3 hours dancing under the speakers! ( RM 80 / 2 jugs of beer for 3 pax )


Partyin' with the sexy half-naked guys?! - It wasn't my luck on that night though. However, credits to Oblique too for being one of Malaysia's better knowns gay disco.bar @ the moment.

( erm...Can i consider this post as "Oops, I Did It Again?!! -- For not putting any sexy guys pics or the picture above has somehow automatically disqualified me from that award leh? LOL ! )

So, that's about some of the activities that i did last weekend. Just a free & easy trip with the Horny BF, away from all the stress of my routine job and Regards from Simon Lover. Muacks!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

The Battle Of The Chee Cheong Fun(s)!

Jeng Jeng Jeng!!! Today Simon Lover is doing something you guys would never think of, yet again!!! -- There's no sexy guys pictures!!! Hehehehe.....

So, continuing my Penang post .....

The Battle Of The Chee Cheong Fun(s)!

Main Actor: Chee Cheong Fun ( steamed rice noodle roll )


The Plain Chee Cheong Fun

Once upon a time, little Simon had his first taste of chee cheong fun, the ala KL or Klang version ( dark, sweet sauce served with yong-tau-foo dishes and peanuts ). It's always fun to stand beside the CCF stall and pick which yong-tau-foo,e.g "foo chuk", fish balls; u like to go with your plain CCFs. And for the next 19 years, the weekly Saturday Night Market has been my favourite haunt of KL-style CCF's! -- Suffice to say, i fell in love with it ( and i still do now =P ).


Yong Tau Foo-style Chee Cheong Fun

As the years goes by, little Simon have evolved into a sexy young twink; wiser enough to begin, exploring the dangerous world of CCFs. The First stop, Penang-style CCFs, served with thick heh-ko ( shrimp paste ) and some chilli paste / sesame seeds / fried onions ).


Penang Style "Heh-Ko" Chee Cheong Fun

Since The Horny BF came from a quintessential town of Little Guilins, i was introduced to the Ipoh-style CCFs. First, is Ipoh's famous Mushroom Sauce CCFs or in cantonese, "Tong Ku Chap" CCF.



Ipoh-style "Tong Ku Chap" Chee Cheong Fun


Then, there's also another of Ipoh's specialty, The Sweet & Spicy Sauce CCFs ( in cantonese : "Tim Cheong Lat Jiu" sauce ) served with pickled green chillies.

 
Ipoh-Style "Tim Jeung Lat Jiu" Chee Cheong Fun

I also lost my virginity to Ming Court's ( One of Ipoh's most famous Dim Sum restaurant ), Hong Kong-style CCFs, freshly steamed and is stuffed with prawns ( occasionally with "char siew" /  barbequed pork as well ), served in soya sauce.


Hong Kong-Style Chee Cheong Fun

 Having tried so many versions of chee cheong fun, i was again in awed when i discovered that there's a Curry-style Chee Cheong Fun as well!


 
Curry Chee Cheong Fun
 

Then a few years back, the ever hamsap Simon Lover was posted to work in a small, peaceful town where he was again, managed to achieve self-orgasm with Teluk Intan-style CCF, with fried dried shrimps fillings served with pickled green chillies.

 
Teluk Intan-style Chee Cheong Fun

A-Ha...And Nearly forgot about it, the rare CCF served in sesame oil and sesame seeds ( "ji ma" in cantonese ).

Chee Cheong Fun In Sesame Oil & "Ji Ma"

And the list goes on & on...But those are the most common ones that i have eaten before. So, which version do you think i like the MOST leh?.....Hahaha..With such a big picture below, no doubt is the Penang Heh-Ko Chee Cheong Fun of course!!!! Nowadays, everytime i visit Penang, the only food that i really crave for till i get a cold-turkey if i didn't had one, is not the char kuey teow, asam laksa, cendol, or hokkien mee either, but it's their CCF of course! There's a few stalls that i always haunt, namely the ones in Sin Seow Fong Lye@ Lorong McCalister, the stall in Kimberley Street and Little Genting, Delima Island Glades. Hahahaha.....

And so, which Version Do You Guys Like leh?

Do leave some comments ya! Muacks From Simon Lover!




Jeng Jeng Jeng! The Almighty Penang Heh-Ko Chee Cheong Fun!

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