Wu Chun ( 吳尊 ) On Taiwan's GQ Magazine - Feb 2010

"Chinese actor and singer Wu Chun ( 吳尊 ) shows his action figure as the “Man Power” on the cover page of men’s magazine GQ Taiwan for the month of February 2010. He is looking stronger than ever in this photo shoot for the magazine. Wu Chun’s latest Hong Kong martial arts movie “14 Blades,” will premiere in Hong Kong on February 4."

Aiseh...Y so stingy? Should have go deeper abit, Hehe

 

And here he is, in China's Men's Health Magazine, Jan 2010.

  

  

  

White singlet..Simple yet oozing with sex appeal!

And here he is again, nothing related to magazines..A wallpaper of the "Beautiful" Wu Chun. Yes..And i mean "Beautiful" -- He's not lengchai but he's just purely, "beautiful". Haha.

 

Boys In Kitchen...Yummy!

Living in a world without Internet seems to be like living in a stone age. 1 week without continouous internet by my side seems like an eternity. So, hope you guys won't mind for the late reply ya.

Here's a little present from me. Boys in Kitchen. Who doesn't love them. Imagine waking up from bed and you'll see sexy, hunky guys preparing breakfast for you in semi-nude. It is more erotic to see especially if he's your love one. Hope you guys will enjoy your meals, be it breakfast, lunch, tea break, dinner or supper!! Yummy!

The Renoma Boys...

(Renoma underwears seems to be very popular in Malaysia & Singapore )

 

  

  

Who wants to spread the margerine all over his body?!

  

  

I didn't know that drinking coffee can be that sexy! No wonder they say that caffein can is a natural sex stimulant as well"! Yummy!

Kiss The Cook?! Which Part?!!!!!!!!!!!!

  

  

Sexy Thai Model Nicky Surawong Teerakol

 

Do you like fried @ omelette @ scrambled eggs?! Hmm..Or can i pick another kinda "eggs" ? Hehe

Is getting Hot In Herre..Lets take off all your clothes! Anyone likes to tease people by putting a cold can drink onto your friend's nipples? Hehehe

I wonder how i can stand to be the opposite neighbour of this guy. Everyday cook in semi-nude, i ma very busy with my binoculars everyday?! Khek sei ah!

 I hope this guy will be very careful. You wouldn't want the cooking oil spilled onto ur sexy body & causing serious harm to it especially the DICK!

 

Whatcha Lookin' At My Butt?!!!

Hopefully you guys had a wonderful 2nd Day CNY celebration ya! Wishing you guys a prosperous year, career, food, relationship, wealth and health for the YEAR of TIGER~! Roarss from Simon!

Chinese New Year Boys in Auspicious Red!

Yes! The Year Of the Tiger has arrived! I'm sure everyone is in a holiday mood @ the moment, right?!

February 14, 2010 is the most important festival day where all the Chinese in the world celebrates the new year of the Chinese Lunar Calendar.

This year celebration will be no different for me. Well, it's kinda yearly, routine affair anyway. The day before the First Day, we'll have the ultra important REUNION DINNER with my family. This year will be the same like last year, where only me, The Mum & The Father will sit down together where else my brother will have his @ my Sister-in-Law's family [ We have to admit it, nowadays, the FEMALEs are the President of the House. well The Husbands?... Just a tiny "squeak" also will kena "wallop" lor!! ] -

Well, basically, we don't really sit down and have our reunion together because it has been a habit in my family, to continue SPRING CLEANING even till the very last day!!!! Yes! My house is so messy where spring cleaning is only done ONCE a YEAR! - So, The Mum will continue scrubbing and "chlorox'ing" her KITCHEN, while me will watch TV while eating half-way and putting up CNY decors while The Father will, either Missing In Action? Puffing cigarrettes in my lawn, or watching TV with me as well. Hehe. Weird family hor.

However, the pandemonium will only begin on the first day, where "VISITING" is the main activity. Though receiving angpows is a delighful activity to indulge in [ I love collecting beautiful angpows ( red packets ) as well ], but over the last few years, it has been kinda DREADFUL event for me. HAHAHAHAHA. And i'm sure ALL OF YOU GUYS know why isit so. - The Mother of all Horrors, the Unavoidable Questions of ---

• Where is your girlfriend ah? 
• Huh? How old are you this year?
• So old already still don't have girlfriend ah?
• How come? You so "lengchai" also cannot find one girlfriend meh?
• I thought your course / job profession has a lot of girls one?
• True also. You look so young for your age, where got girls wanna "hao" you....

All these questions are still manageable to me, where i will also explain,

• Haven't save enough money ah. Wait till i buy a house first ah.
• Haven't enjoy myself yet ah. Want to do more travelling first.
• I haven't have the opportunity to pamper / enjoy myself yet, and so fast wanna share it with the girlfriend ah?!
• I work so far and in a small town. No girls at all ah over there!

But the worst part is always when The Mum came into the picture and answer on my behalf to the relatives....!

• Yalor. So old already still don't have girlfriend. I call him to "kao" the coursemate girl staying nearby our house one also don't want.
• Neh...( Taking out my stash of photo albums ) ..This girl so pretty, this one also, this, this, this...How come you mix with them so close, one also cannot get?! You don't have any feel one meh?!
• Eh. You have any nice girls to introduce to my son ah?
• "All because of my fault. Last time I didn't keep my contraceptive pills properly. "Hoi" Little Simon ate 1 strip of estrogen pills while Simon's brother only ate one. Dunno is it because of the pills that cause Simon a lil' bit "la la dei" / sissy."
• "Eh, go out, go out...Why CNY stay at home one. Call your girlfriends "yum cha"...Go! Go!

And of course, there are many more of The Mum's antics where i will write about it, once i remember ya. Haha. Too many ady.

And enough of the nonsense, Simon Lover & The Hornmy One would like to wish a very HAPPY CHINESE YEAR to all the Chinese out there and Happy Holidays as well.

Since, RED is considered an auspicious colour to wear during CNY, here are some hotties in red that might make you guys horny!
( p/s: Any of you guys have the habit of "Formality TFK / Jerk-Off during the First Day of CNY? How about our TFK-Prince, Beyond Kiat leh? Hehehe )

 

Sexy US Model, Wilson Yu

  

Sexy Singaporean Model, Aviel Tan

  

Sexy Singapore Calendar Guys, Elson Goh

 

Sexy Singapore Calendar Hunk, Kendrick Wong

  

  

  

 

 

Sexy Mr.Singapore 2009, Nelson Lee - Nice tan line!

 

Sexy Singapore Actor, Polo Boy - Nathaniel Ho

 

 

Sexy Arena Swim Trunk

  

Sexy Malaysian Dancer/Model, Jimmy Wong

 

Sexy Aqux swimtrunk

 

Sexy Aussie's 2eros Swimtrunk

And finally, Get a Sexy Red Renoma Undie and Have A Sexy Chinese New Year to you guys ah! Try to wear a RED UNDERWEAR on the FIRST DAY. It will bring good luck to you. Muack from Simon!

Balik Kampung...

A very very short post today. Was really really busy clearing my backlogs, as well as giving instructions to my staff for the long 1.5 week holiday which i'm going to take. I'll be going back to my hometown tonight. The Journey back home has never been a hassle to me because traffic has always been a breeze to me. Why? Cuz Where got people go back to KL during festive seasons except for me only leh?! That's why i'm always at the opposite traffic, compared to those driving out of KL.

And since my laptop's modem has already died, it also means that i won't have internet access ( not even dial-up ) for the next 1.5 week! Do not despair, i have scheduled some posts for you guys, though not much of Simon's rantings. Mostly are pics pics pics and pics.....

With that, Wishing Everyone Here a Very Prosperous & Happy Chinese New Year as well as a Very Sexy Valentine's Day Celebration for all the couples out there. Have a safe journey and Happy Holidays. Muacks from Simon!

The main actors of Eternal Summer.

"Josh" Fiqrie Dahari - Is He One Of Us?

Wow! It has been a long time since i last featured ( June 6, 2009! ) a celebrity on the "Is He One Of Us?" segment. Well, probably because there aren't many suspected celebrities that we can share about isn't it? =(.

This post will also be another milestone for me because, i think this is the FIRST TIME i will feature a sexy MALAY male model in my blog! Hehehehehe. Yup. An ethnic Malay for my cute malay readers and bloggers [ Andy Chester, Ichimaru, Ikan Bilis, Muhd Afif, Muhd Ikrimah, Irwan and Andy Stryder...the list goes on ya! ] Don't get me wrong here, i'm not discriminating anyone here, it's just that pictures of Malay male models in Sexy poses / clothes are very difficult to find in our ultra-religious Malaysia. There are handsome Malay guys too. Most Malay boys have pretty eyelashes and 100% of them are CUT too! ( Please, no offence over here k! Muacks? )

If we go to KLCC, whoa..everywhere you turn, u will see many handsome Malay guys in their dashing, branded clothes, skinny jeans, Beckham hairstyle, tanned colored skin and caucasian features! - And i'm not lying, KLCC is the BEST PLACE to go and feast your eyes on Malaysia's Best Looking Malay Guys - Really. Sometimes the Malay Guys which i managed to "spy" on, are so handsome to the point, that i am spying on a caucasian! [ Honestly, in my opinion, the Malay gals are very pretty as well and they will definitely "sapu" all the winners in a Beauty Contest if not because of the stupid religious ban in Malaysia ]

Haha. Enough of this crap.Let's move on to "FIQRIE DAHARI". Not much information i can find on him over the Net, but he is an ex-Hot FM radio DJ that was involved in a scandal 2 years back and after that, he quietly slipped into oblivion before emerging as a sexy male model in Singapore as "Josh Fiqrie".


Hometown : Subang Jaya, Malaysia
Body Type : Athletic / 5'10"
Age : probably 27 - 29 yo this year.
Orientation : Straight ( Well, that was written in his myspace acc )

And here's what the SCANDAL was all about, back in 2008. He took some pictures of himself with a guy in an intimate position and it got leaked in a local Malay newspaper. - And so, with that, the scandal was that he's gay. Ok, maybe not so big of a news to other people from other countries but in Malaysia, especially if you are a Malay Muslim, it's a BIG deal. And So, here are the pictures.

 

 

Does the pictures look gay to you? Hmmm.....

 

And guess he's a self narcissist too, eh. Nice?

And here are some of his earlier pics back in Malaysia. He was also nominated in Malaysia's Cleo's Most Eligible Bachelor back in 2006.

 

 

 And now, these are the latest evolution of Fiqrie Dahari into Josh Fiqrie, Singapore. Brace yourself guys!

 

  

No wonder his body is so smooth! The trick is to body scrub with sands! Hehe...

  

  

Notice that the swimtrunk has an exposed butt crack design? Kinky!

 

 The sexy orange swim trunk is from Singapore's Teron swimwear, www.teronswim.com

Most of the Teron swimwear pictures are taken by a Singaporean photographer named, Cobalt. Though i'm nt sure whether the pictures above are Cobalt's, but if any of you guys wanna take beautiful pictures for your portfolios or aspiring model, u can contact Mr. Cobalt, himself in his Facebook, email or flickr account.

  

  

 

 

How wrong can a skimpy white trunk goes?!!  Yummy!

Definitely not a "LITTLE" Mermaid over there!!!

 

Needing some help...I dun think i will ever qualify to work in a modeling/photography agency lor. I'm too HAMSAP for it! You tell  me how not to get any reactions if i were to help adjust the underwear of a guy like Fiqrie?!!

 

 

Too "BIG" till cannot zip his jeans!

 Peace! Well..I guess he found his sexual revolution in the unrestricted world of sexy Singapore.

And with that, i shall end my, Is Josh Fiqrie "One Of Us?" Segment...Love Always from Simon!