Sun, Sea & Sand, Anyone?

Finally…! I’m back in Malaysia after a deserving 1 week break. Do not misunderstand the title Sun, Sea & Sand with the idea of a relaxing beach trip. Maybe because most of my trips were of the backpacking style, the trip was anything but relaxing. ( Hahahaha. Or rather, it’s because I’m getting older leh?! ). Any places that we go for the first time, it involves a lot of travelling, discovering & sightseeing. The only trips that I find it to be relaxing are usually the places that I have been a few times e.g. Singapore, Bangkok or Cuti-Cuti Malaysia because we won’t be going to those formality touristy areas for the second time, right?

 
Hahaha…I guess many of you guys expected that there were some elements of hanky panky activities happened during the trip. Well, all I can say that the trip was yet again, a totally STRAIGHT affair just like the Bali trip a few months ago, albeit a lil’ improvement from it, where I managed to sneak sneak for a short tanning session at the beach with the Horny one! ( No sexy Aqux over here as the girlfriends might faint if they see me in it, only the conventional yet skimpy Arena swimtrunk nia. )

Massage? – Well, for RM20/hour Thai massage, what do you expect?! Went twice but the first one, by a “masseur/masseuse”? ( he/she look so real ok ) was quite good & strong. And there are hardly any “male-to-male” massage either.

Sexy Guys? – Well, there were a lot of foreigners everywhere!!! ( Where are the sexy Asians?!!! ) – I did not manage to snap sexy pics of sexy guys because my girlfriends like to review the pictures that we took at the end of the day. But anyway, there weren’t many sexy guys either, most of them are oldies, so, what more can I say about Gay Guys leh?!!! However, you can see many “papayas” everywhere; some are young & firm while some are too ripe & ready to be plucked anytime soon. And as unfair as is it, we will never get to see any “bananas”, be it straight or curved, sun tanning on the beach! However, I did get some erections from a few sexy young, shirtless, surfer bods Caucasians, though most of them are in board shorts ( SIGH! ).

Shopping? – No Groovin’ Undies, No Hom Undies, No Sexy Speedos, No Sexy Tank Tops and since I’m on a tight budget either, me only bought many many Lay’s chips nia….

Sexy Thai Guys? – Erm, I wouldn’t want to sound discriminatory here, but I find Thai Guys of the northern region much more captivating; say Bangkok? – Everywhere u turn there, are Thai guys that make you go Ga-Ga instantaneously. Over here, it’s harder to find those that matched my QC eyes except for those Thai Surfer Beach Boys that manned the tanning decks & sea sports.

  Well...I guess i shall continue my post some other time as the time now is already 12.20am liao and i need to wake up at 5.00 am before making my long journey back to my work town ....Cheers from Simon Lover!

Taiwan Gay Pride 2009 ( 台灣同志遊行 )

Hmm....You guys must be thinking, yet another post with sexy guy pictures from Simon Lover! "Sien" ah!... Hmm....I just had to apologize for being so lazy to come up with a readable material. After a long vacation, i'm still in a holiday mood. But do not think that posting pictures of sexy guys is an easy task to do. Before that, i need to find a theme, search high-&-low  from the internet and choose which pics that will end up making the cut. Sometimes, it take me days to find a satisfactory collection.

So, these are some of the pictures from the Mother Of All Gay Prides in Asia, The Taiwan Gay Pride 2009, albeit, focusing only "The Waterboys Parade (水男海)" for reasons that some of you might already know, that i have a fetish of Asian Boys in cute, tight, skimpy swimtrunks! Hahahaha....Yuh!!!! Make me feel like wanna go Taiwan and spy spy on the Taiwanese Boys nia!......Hahahahaha...But my main aim when i'm there is definitely buy!buy!buy their sexy underwears and swimtrunks! --Sounds so perverted me hor - While the Horny BF will eat!eat!eat! to feed the hunger of his ever-popular website too.

Enjoy and Have A Great Weekend from Simon Lover!

I really like the guy on the right. He has so many pics of him in swimtrunks!

Friends Forever...

Sexy super low-waist Aqux Swim Trunk. I want! I want! I wonder do they trim their bushes hor.....

Ah..I have the fake yellow-orange M-size Aqux over there. But i have nt wear it before cuz it's kinda loose at the waistband..Such a waste!!! And it's quite transparent too! Kinky!

I wonder when can Malaysia host a Gay Pride like that...Sigh...

Tight Butts!! I Like! I Like!

The Attack Of The Killer Boys!!! Not that i mind....Yummy!!!

One thing good about Taiwanese Boys is that they go for 2-year National Service too..That's why u can see they are kinda well-toned too....Unlike most of us Malaysians...Hahaha...We are, in fact, one of the most obesed nation in Asia. Something that we shud be "proud" of?....

 

Smile!! I wanna spank my Bunny Ban!!! Hehehehe

 

Ooohh...I think he spotted a cutie!!

 

And this pictures are not related to the Gay Pride, but somehow he's a Taiwanese Boy anyway. Just wanna highlight the boy's CHEST nia. The first pic was taken about 6 months before the 2nd one. Guess he did some workout to get that nice toned chest...I Want! I Want! -----

Ronnie Woo - Sexy American-Chinese Male Model.

(美籍华裔男模Ronnie Woo)

Name: Ronnie Woo
Birthdate : 1 March, 1985
Occupation: Actor/Model
Ethnicity: American-Chinese

Grew up in Seattle, but later moved to Los Angeles to pursue modeling and acting. Very active in all kind of sports: basketball, soccer, and volleyball. Please feel free to visit his website : http://ronniewoo.com 

Well, usually i'm not into those bulky or muscly kinda guy, but Ronnie does possess some sexiness aura that can attract sluts like me. I like guys with a lil' tattoo at the pelvic area or just above the butt area too! Kinky! Hahaha. And he kinda look like Ron Ng, the HK TVB actor though.

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyone can spot the difference?! Yummylicious indeed! Muacks from Simon!

The Elusive Gay-Beach Tanning Session?!!

Simon Lover will be away for another 1 week ( yet again?!! ). So, this few days had been very hectic cuz i need to finish most of my work before i'm away for hols. Sometimes i get frustrated with my organization, with a 200+ strong staff, yet the only one who knows how to do the proper paper procedures left only me alone ( as my organization has a fast turnover rate of staff and due to the fact that we are located in a far far away peaceful-land, most of the staff's attitude towards work are a lil' more on the relaxing side - hahaha! i have 2admit too, i'm slowly becoming more & more like them! Hence, you can see why i'm quite "busy" tis few days...Hahahahahaha )

Me will be goin' to a Beach Island yet again. But i'm not putting any high hopes of getting any tan, yet again as i'm going with a bunch of straight girls ( who are notorious for being a "puteri lilin" ) and guys. It will be harder for me & the Horny BF to sneak out and have some fun @ Nite ( Just like back in Bangkok ) cuz we are sharing with our straight Boyfriends too....

Hence, you can understand why the title of "Elusive Tanning Session" for today! I can foresee that this trip, my Aqux or Arena speedos won't get to see the light either & any hopes of the Horny BF pouring and rubbing the tanning lotion on me will only be in my dreams lor......

The only time i had some satisfying tanning session ( besides @swimming pool - Kelana Jaya anyone or Sg's YioChuKang/Katong/RedHill? Hehehehe - That was way back circa 2004-2005 lor!! --- Hahaha. I can still remember, back in 2004, i had an intensive tanning session ( Not shower sex! ) with the Horny BF @ Singapore's Redhill & Yio Chu Kang pool -- I had the nicest tanline at that time  - Only for me to kena "CHICKEN POX" and had to be self-quarantined @ home for TWO-WEEKS! Khek sei!!! By that time, the tan was a lil' faded ady & the idea of parading my glorious tan turned out to be a false hope cuz i still need to recuperate from all the small scars on my body and even BUTTOCKS, which took months for it to heal!!!! ) - was the man-made beach in Singapore's Sentosa Island lor.

Till then, Muacks from Simon Lover & See you guys NEXT WEEK ( No scheduled sexy guys post either cuz of time constraints but anyone who wants Singapore's Jake Ng Ming Han's "sexy" pics - finally i had quite a collection of it, thanks to Rob, Ian, Will & Eric - you can PM me...Hahahahaha )

Imagine lying half-naked & listening to ur Ipod?!! while the gays are spying on u?!!! Hehehe - Gays spying on Dominic? Lucas? "Sotong" Boy? Big Dove? Bear Bear? - Ces't La Vie Boys! Spying is a normal thing for gays!

  Imagine u r in that position and suddenly u felt something "moving" all over your body? Hmmmm....Andy Andy or isit Nicky Nicky or isit Jerry Jerry or isit all 3-in-1 leh?!! Marky Mark, we have a problem!

 

Arena swim trunks anyone?!! - Why can't they sell that in Malaysia instead of the conventional black leh?! - U tell me Strictly "Sexy" Calvin?!! Why the suppliers dun have the "Heart" to satisfy the gay clientele just like Heart KL?!!!

Enjoying the summer.......Just like Ten Chunk hittin to the beach while the sexy Anonymous Ian, busy pretending reading a novel, but in reality, his eyes were scanning around...Hehehehe 

with a bunch of gay friends...........Me, Horny BF and who shall be the 3rd party leh?!!! Hmm....The Happy Go Lucky One?! Kinky!

 and CAMWHORING as well.....Just like William The Aussiebum lover...and Derek, fuming looking at the horny Willy, enticing the guys to come over!

 

and doing silly poses just like Paul J and Simon's favorite jumping poses!! ... If we can't jump, then we can just do the Frog pose instead lor!

 

 while leaving this task to Takashi/Pluboy to pose instead.....or shall we not underestimate Shakira's sexy hips that never lies?!!!

 

 or daydreaming and thinking when will Evann's skin tone will be as tanned as the cutie above...

( or rather Little Sen Sen's skin tone? Hahaha...Or Evann will be just as fair as ever, just like how E-10 likes in his real men! Hahahahaha --- You know whom i'm referring to! )

Gay Couple Holding Hands In Public! - Part 1

( Not exactly updated, just edited the title to Part 1 nia since i "might" post a Part II...Hahahaha )

 
From the topic itself, i'm sure you guys know what i'm going to write about....

The famous Beijing Chinese couple, J.Law and Kirio....

Last weekend, i was window shopping'ing with the Horny BF in Pavilion's Parkson, when suddenly, there's a Cute Chinese Hunky Couple walked past us...( Or rather, the entire crowd kot )...nonchalantly, publicly holding and swinging their hands while chatting away happily, disregarding the fact that not only us, but the entire crowd  actually turned their heads and stared @ them before they happily disappeared off through the escalator.

Adam Lambert with his ex- .... Who would not love Adam Lambert leh?!! - It's the BF's loss anyway...

For me, it's actually very cute, looking at them, bold enough to hold each other's hand in public while me & the Horny BF could only watched in envy. ( Or rather my hands was actually busy browsing thru the clothes on display? Hehehe ). It takes alot of courage for gay couples to "pak tor" openly without the fear of any backlash they might get.I can still remember the look of the aunties & Malay shoppers frowning at it and children jiggling away, saying "eeee.....gay lou" ( in cantonese )....

They look cute don't they?! =)

For me & the Horny BF, the thought of holding hands in public does not even exist in our vocabulary because, even a simple normal window shopping or "lepak'king" in public, is considered a very STRESSFUL activity for us to indulge in!!! -- This is especially so, everytime when i visit the Horny BF's hometown @ vice versa. The fear & pressure of getting seen by our friends and juniors is very difficult for us to bear even though we were just caught walking around in shopping centres or eating together nia, without any fancy or gay-inclination gestures. Each time when we bumped into someone we knows, the opposite person will always sarcastically say, "Eh, so happy 'pak tor' ah?" -- Or we will be the gossips of the week, yet again! Mainly because of the Fact that, " How can two handsome guys, be so good friends and coincidentally, both are still SINGLE leh?!!! -- They must have some hanky-panky relationship ler!! "

 J.Law ironing his pants in Undies! I prefer him over Kirio. Ooze with sex appeal! Hehehe

Kirio in his cute pose.

U can actually google them or visit their blog :

http://j.law.blog.163.com

Well. sometimes when we think back...It's our life anyway. We should live the life we like without bothering too much of this nonsensical pressures from  the homophobic humans anyway. But then, the Question is, still, ARE WE READY TO HOLD HANDS & COME OUT OF THE CLOSET IN THE PUBLIC YET?!! -- Hmmmm.......Muacks From Simon lar....

Wilson Yu - Sexy American-Chinese Model!

I've bumped into Wilson Yu's profile while surfing the net. Not much info on him though. Hope u guys enjoyed his pics.

http://www.modelmayhem.com/1006417

http://blog.sina.com.cn/supermodelusa   ( Wilson's personal blog )

美籍华裔性感帅哥男模 Wilson Yu