Sun, Sea & Sand, Anyone?

Finally…! I’m back in Malaysia after a deserving 1 week break. Do not misunderstand the title Sun, Sea & Sand with the idea of a relaxing beach trip. Maybe because most of my trips were of the backpacking style, the trip was anything but relaxing. ( Hahahaha. Or rather, it’s because I’m getting older leh?! ). Any places that we go for the first time, it involves a lot of travelling, discovering & sightseeing. The only trips that I find it to be relaxing are usually the places that I have been a few times e.g. Singapore, Bangkok or Cuti-Cuti Malaysia because we won’t be going to those formality touristy areas for the second time, right?

 
Hahaha…I guess many of you guys expected that there were some elements of hanky panky activities happened during the trip. Well, all I can say that the trip was yet again, a totally STRAIGHT affair just like the Bali trip a few months ago, albeit a lil’ improvement from it, where I managed to sneak sneak for a short tanning session at the beach with the Horny one! ( No sexy Aqux over here as the girlfriends might faint if they see me in it, only the conventional yet skimpy Arena swimtrunk nia. )

Massage? – Well, for RM20/hour Thai massage, what do you expect?! Went twice but the first one, by a “masseur/masseuse”? ( he/she look so real ok ) was quite good & strong. And there are hardly any “male-to-male” massage either.

Sexy Guys? – Well, there were a lot of foreigners everywhere!!! ( Where are the sexy Asians?!!! ) – I did not manage to snap sexy pics of sexy guys because my girlfriends like to review the pictures that we took at the end of the day. But anyway, there weren’t many sexy guys either, most of them are oldies, so, what more can I say about Gay Guys leh?!!! However, you can see many “papayas” everywhere; some are young & firm while some are too ripe & ready to be plucked anytime soon. And as unfair as is it, we will never get to see any “bananas”, be it straight or curved, sun tanning on the beach! However, I did get some erections from a few sexy young, shirtless, surfer bods Caucasians, though most of them are in board shorts ( SIGH! ).

Shopping? – No Groovin’ Undies, No Hom Undies, No Sexy Speedos, No Sexy Tank Tops and since I’m on a tight budget either, me only bought many many Lay’s chips nia….

Sexy Thai Guys? – Erm, I wouldn’t want to sound discriminatory here, but I find Thai Guys of the northern region much more captivating; say Bangkok? – Everywhere u turn there, are Thai guys that make you go Ga-Ga instantaneously. Over here, it’s harder to find those that matched my QC eyes except for those Thai Surfer Beach Boys that manned the tanning decks & sea sports.

  Well...I guess i shall continue my post some other time as the time now is already 12.20am liao and i need to wake up at 5.00 am before making my long journey back to my work town ....Cheers from Simon Lover!