Thursday, February 3, 2011

How SL Celebrate his CNY annually?!



Haha...I guess everyone is getting bored of me for posting non-stop, pictures of near-naked men in my blog ---- and I know The Horny BF is one of them for sure...!!!! ---- especially in this two months since switching to my new job! Well, posting pictures is an easier task and since it's my forte anyway, compared to straining my brains out to write a simple article, unlike my so-called, celebrity blogger - other half, who has no qualms in finishing an 800 words of article in 10minutes! Hmm!



So, yesterday I was chatting with a few gay bloggers, and they asked me how I usually celebate my Chinese New Year..Hahaha....Basically, my CNY celebrations are very routine, year-after-year. Since my father is the eldest son, my relatives will come over to my house for gathering and those outstation families will stay over in our house too.
 
 
So, on the eve of CNY, my mum and my aunt will usually cook a heavy pre-CNY lunch for us. Hence, when I told my fellow gay bloggers that i usually have my lunch leftovers for our Reunion Dinner ( since there's only four of us - me, brother and parents ), they found it to be a rather different tradition than the rest! Hahahaha --- Well, it's actually because we'll have a BIG, reunion dinner at my house, with all my father's brothers and sisters' families on the FIRST DAY of CNY - ma.



For the FIRST DAY of CNY, we'll usually prepare ourselves for our annual visitation to our grand-uncle's house for lunch buffet where a larger, extended relatives will be gathered. Now, that's where I'll need to put my laser mouth to a test! There's this one particular grandaunty whom she'll always tell me:

Gosh! I want to be as "eng dao" as this cutie here! Must gym more me!

( Conversation in Hokkien )
Grand-aunty: "Ah-"Simon"-ah. Ah Yee-Poh dou mm chai ooh ki hui lim diu lu eh teh - bor. Lu zhai Yee-Poh pun lao liao. Di si ka kao lu kao win - ah?!
Simon : Eh - la. Ooh ki hui lar. Ma ni lar.



If ever THE MUM heard the conversation, she'll snapped in and say: " Dou bor zhar boh peng you, an jwa kao win?!!!"
Then my near-senile grand-aunty will go again: " Huh, ah ni eng dou pun bor zhar boh peng you ah? Har si ooh liao ka na bi diao?!!! 
Then my stupid MUM will go, " Si-lor. Sar zhap kui hui liao - lor!" 
Then me, in my nasal, raised voice " Ha mi sar zhap hui lar! Di zhap kao hui nia - lar!!!!"  Before moving to other place...Hahahaha.



Anyway, at this point of writing, I'm actually back from the buffet lunch and luckily, so far - and touch wood, no one has asked about my relationship status - yet! Hahaha.



Another thing about me celebrating my CNY is that I have this terrible habit of what I call it, "Formality CNY Ta-Fei-Kei!" or in formal words, "Formality CNY Masturbation"! -- Hahaha --- So, this formality First-Day CNY tfk has been an annual SL tradition every since SL knows how to masturbate ( though occasionally he misses it, just like last year ). Usually the, a-hem, jerking off session will happen in the bathroom ( cause there's no other convenient places for me to do so since every room is occupied! ) and my favourite position is always with me standing tip-toed, my upper back leaning against the wall and my butt away from the wall with thighs spreading out.

Hahaha..My wanking position in the bathroom!

So, usually I'll begin my wanking session by using the "CAMPFIRE" Method ( You can see the video over here: http://advancedmasturbation.com/04.html ) where I'll place both of palms over my flaccid cock and start rolling it. It's a good way to initiate an erect cock before the momentum gets into play.



When it's already in a rock-hard condition, I'll proceed to some of my favourite tfk techniques which are

a) The "Thumb-Forefinger" Method ( Video: http://advancedmasturbation.com/02.html )
b) The "Jerking-Off-The-Penis-Shaft" Method ( Video: http://advancedmasturbation.com/05.html )
c) The "Full-Fist-Grip" Method ( Video: http://advancedmasturbation.com/01.html )
d) The "Foreskin-Grip-Wanking" Method ( Haha. Well, most Chinese are uncut anyway. Oops! Did I just spilled my own beans?! -- Video: http://advancedmasturbation.com/09.html )
e) The "Bathtub-Shower-Water" Technique ( Video: http://advancedmasturbation.com/30.html )

and before ejaculating, my other palm will form into a-cup-like condition in order to contain my cum! Hahahaha.... That's because I wouln't want my cum stains all around the floor bathroom and walls ma. So, the palm acting as a cup is actually a very good idea to avoid all the mess - lor! Hahaha.


The sexy Singaporean Polo Boy actor, Eddie Tioh!

Anyway, I actually wanted to masturbate during my morning shower today - one. But then, everyone was rushing to use the bathroom ma. So, I deferred my tfk-session to afternoon. But till now, I have not solemnized my TFK session yet because I'm busy taking pictures and blogging at the moment! Khek-sei! Last but not least, I know today's CNY post sounds a lil' pornographic, but what's the point of being offended since we gays are guys after all...And all guys think about sex every second of the day! -- So, just sit back and enjoy your CNY celebrations and holidays okay! - while I shall proceed my sacred ritual in a few minutes! Hehehehe.
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR FROM SL !

15 comments:

Calvin said...

Ooo.. nice post! I like it. Hahahaha!!! Happy Wanking!!!

allan said...

Happy New Year..i always enjoy reading yr posts.u always sounds so jovial,so comical! keep it up.

Anonymous said...

Look like someone almost gets his sick packs. Cantik sekali...You are hot hot "lock"! heheh

Love ya
brian bluesky

Anonymous said...

*six packs..tpyo error pula ! hahha

...CARSON XIAO SHENG*** said...
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...CARSON XIAO SHENG*** said...

yaya.. nice post.. ^^
hapi cny..

yr conversation part vy funny lo..
u had nicely typed out d hokien words.. haha..

William said...

TMI!

Takashi said...

hahaha i was actually too tired and too occupied to even think of your TFK tradition..

until midnight turn on grindr...

ANYWAY, I didnt know you are 29? I thought u same age as me...
kekke
LAO LIAO LAH SIMON! :P
lu mai chua bo beh yiao kin, chua ang pon eh sai!!! wa pon ai lim lu eh teh :p

Marky's Little Devil said...

omg! yours on the first day, mine's on the eve! MWAHAHAHA...i always do it on the eve of cny and eve of new year itself XD

btw, the guy on the sofa...hawwwtt!!! XD

ray brixton said...

nice pics... gong xi fa cai....

Anonymous said...

While some bloggers are constantly boasting about themselves or complaining and downtrodding others,you always wrote in the most gentleman manner and inject a certain degree of humor in all your posts! Happy CNY...

simonlover said...

@Calvin: U want to know more of the details explicitly? Hehehe

@Allan:Happy CNY to you too!Haha.In real person,I'm actually quite a serious guy =P

@Brian:Haha.U r of the lucky ones to see my in full b4 da pic was taken dwn! =P

@Carson: Haha. My Hokkien also half-baked one =)

@William: U missed my picture! =) Even more TMI!

@Takashi: "kns Lim-peh,lu eh hiao kong hokkien oi - one meh?!

@MArky's Little Devil: I tot u have someone else to help u tfk jor?!!!

@Ray Brixton: Happy CNY to you too!

@Anonymous: Haha.Thanks. I don't see myself as a funny guy. Haha, usually only when i'm with close friends =P

...CARSON XIAO SHENG*** said...

whr gt half baked??
i tink much more beter thn mine..
wakaka..

nice post lo.. ^^

Marky's Little Devil said...

more like i help him lor >.<

hehehe...but got la...he got help me also XD very high one XD

Rob H said...

What is this picture of you Simon? I want more TMI !!!!!

Nice to know just how you like to wank :-P

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