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Pretty wo[MAN] - Hong Kong/Macau Style...! ( Updated )

2012-01-26T00:15:00.000+08:00

One of the longest-running gay blog in Malaysia, is having a GABLO { Gay Blog } Awards nomination thingy going on and I'm deeply honoured for being nominated in one of the category, which is "The Best Travel-Photo Post Of The Year"

Though, it was this post that got nominated: Middle Bay, Gay Beach 中灣泳灘 - Hong Kong! , I actually liked THIS travel post instead .... Hahahaha .... Well, I know it's pure nonsense to the max, but then again, I'm sure most of you like the tongue-in-cheek storylines anyway....

Anyway, please visit http://strictlygay.blogspot.com and vote your favourites by leaving a comment in his blog:
a) GABLO Awards - Part 1: Best New Blog
b) GABLO Awards - Part 2: Best Erotic Photo Post Of The Year
c) GABLO Awards - Part 3: Best Travel Photo Post Of The Year

And since I cannot vote for myself, I shall go for:
c) Runaway Boy: http://2compromise.blogspot.com

This post was posted up way back on 6/8/2011

Hahahaha..I know it's like, 2 months since I came back from HONG KONG!...Well, it's better late than never, right? ...Here are some candid shots of Hong Kong / Macau Guys on the street! -- I know there are a lot of good-looking guys -- in fact, there were TOO MANY till I feel like my eyes were being raped every minute of the day!!! -- However, due to my "SHYNESS", I didn't dare to snap much especially publicly, "FRONT" pictures of each lengchais that I encounter.....

This video sums it up.... I hope you guys do remember the infamous scene of Julia Roberts, transforming herself from a cheap hooker into an elegant, stylish lady....Shopping & strutting down the street with Roy Orbison's "Pretty Woman" playing in the background...

C'mon guys!!! Sing with me!

Pretty woman, walking down the street

Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet

Pretty womanI don't believe you, you're not the truth

No one could look as good as you, Mercy!

Pretty woman, won't you pardon me
Pretty woman, I couldn't help see

Pretty woman
That you look lovely as can be

Are you lonely just like me,

Wow!

Pretty woman, stop a while
Pretty woman, talk a while

Pretty woman, gave your smile to me

Pretty woman, yeah yeah yeah

Pretty woman, look my way

Pretty woman, say you'll stay with me

'Cause I need you, I'll treat you right

Come with me baby, be mine tonight....

Pretty woman, don't walk on by

Pretty woman, make me cry

Pretty woman, don't walk away, hey...okay

If that's the way it must be, okay

I guess I'll go on home, it's late

There'll be tomorrow night, but wait

What do I see

Is she walking back to me

Yeah, she's walking back to me
Oh, oh, Pretty woman

Happy Chinese New Year - 新年快樂 Part 2!

2012-01-24T16:34:00.000+08:00

I think everyone is still in Chinese New Year mood, even though we are also busy defending ourselves with a barrage from the endless artillery fires from relatives .... you know what I mean .... But, do not let that dampening our mood instead. Chinese New Year is a festival for us to enjoy, relax, gamble, hang out and have fun ya!

I'm sure many of you wore Red Underwear as well in the first day of Chinese New Year. Please don't be shy to leave a comment saying that you wore Red Underwear yesterday, okay? I know I'm not shy, either! Tsk, Tsk, Tsk ...

Happy Chinese New Year!

Abercrombie & Fitch Singapore - Takuya Nakamura 中村琢耶 !

2012-01-22T17:17:00.000+08:00

Yes, I know I'm so outdated in terms of posting the latest Hunk in town .. But you guys can always visit this wonderful blog " For His Eyes Only ", for the hottest hunks in Singapore! Anyway, by now...I guess most of you have seen this Abercrombie & Fitch model's pictures posted in various gay blogs / forums during Singapore's opening of AF flagship store, way back in Nov 2011.

His name is Takuya Nakamura 中村琢耶 , a Japanese Hunk with a stats of: 182cm, 77kg.

Hope you guys have a wonderful REUNION DINNER tonight!

Abercrombie & Fitch Singapore, launching day on Nov 2011

....Oh..Those guys really got wear underwears .... & I thought they wenet commando underneath - tim!

Takuya Nakamura is also featured in famed, Singaporean Photographer, Leslie Kee's latest 2012 Collection, where it is called "Super Taku" , which is lin imited edition, with only 1000 prints!

Ready for more action of Takuya Nakamura?!! Read more after the jump!

Happy Chinese New Year - 新年快樂 Part 1!

2012-01-21T10:19:00.002+08:00

With the Lunar New Year coming soon, I guessed it's time for me to dedicate a few posts on Chinese New Year Hunks in Red! --

Though I know, Chinese New Year is usually one of the most dreadful celebration for all gays in terms of mental torture [ Yes, the usual suspects of aunties & uncles will go -- "You are already fucking 35 years old, and still don't have girlfriend yet?!" ], but everyone will always like the Chinese New Year mood, no matter how old you are!

This year I'll be wearing a Red T-Shirt, after years of not wearing one - d. Yellow always seem to be my favourite colour. Initially, I nearly bought a yellow T-Shirt - one, but that particular branch don't have the size I wanted for Red Colour, which I wanna try first. So, I thought I might as well go to my workplace the next day and see whether they have or not..."Mana tau" -- There, they have Size S for Red but no Size S for Yellow! Very the "khek-sei"! -- If not, I would have bought both...That's how I ended up with one Red Tee for the new year...Hahaha...Yup, I'm not that extravagant like some of you guys, this year! I'm sure many had bought loads of new clothes - and UNDERWEARS! -- This year I'll be re-cycling one of my red undies - nia!

So, guys, Especially For You,

A Cute Boy to usher everyone into the Year of Dragon 2012!

新年快乐

龙马精神

万事如意

Now...Talking about Cute Boys.. I'm sure some of you remembered "Sticky" from Horny BF's sojourn to Market Place a few weeks back.....

Everytime when Horny BF is on the dancefloor, he'll always go the Ga-Ga telephone way"

"I left my head & my heart on the dancefloor"!

Since he's so in trance -- I decided to let him danced with a cute boy on the dancefloor....Yes, the boy is just as cute as the boy above!

And after locking lips for a full 10 mins on the corner of the dancefloor, Sticky asked Horny BF

"Ni Shi Bu Shi - Playboy? " 你是不是 - Playboy?"

[ Are you a Playboy? ]

Since Horny BF's Mandarin is not so good, he asked Sticky to say it in Cantonese instead:

"Nei hai mm hai - Playboy?"

And the Horny BF replied, in Cantonese

[ This is where you guys can come in and guess what the Horny BF replied - okay?! ]

p/s --- Tsk, tsk, tsk --- It's just a lil' fun, okay Horny BF, dun get angry! Muacks, Muacks ---

Enjoy the Boys In Red!

If a guy wore like that, do you think he's gay lou or not?

Singapore Boys.......The Sexy Devils....

Anyway, ever since Astro came into my house, I've rarely watched National TV again ( TV2, TV3,NTV7, 8TV -- and I'm sure many of you guys too! ) --- But, these channels are the ones that will show some of the most memorable Chinese New Year commercials ever ... Do you see Astro airing some good CNY ads? No, right? Pathetic - eh...

So, this is one of the most touching CNY ads by Petronas, directed by the late Yasmin Ahmad, a few years back. I think many of you guys can remember this ad!

Upcoming Dragon Year - To Wax Or Not To Wax?

2012-01-20T00:29:00.000+08:00

New Year, New Resolutions? With the Chinese/Lunar New Year coming soon, everyone is busy having a new hairstyle to impress fellow relatives / old friends during gatherings. But somehow or rather, there are also certain people who like to have new styles on their other hairy parts of da body! It's also a Chinese belief that cutting hair on the first day of Lunar New Year is a BIG NO-NO, because in Chinese. "Cut Hair" rhymes with "cut the wealth away"! -- You get what I mean?

So, before the big day....It's always a headache for certain people, whether they should keep their pubic hairs as it is, or trimmed it neatly or shaved it smooth & clean? Hmmmm....What say you, guys?

The unshaved pubes ?

The Clean-Shaved Pubes?

Or the Neatly-Trimmed Pubes?

Or, you guys can go for Brazilian / Boyzilian Wax, just like this fellow Malaysian Blogger, Sam Insanity...

http://saminsanity.blogspot.com/2011/07/sam-gets-brazilian-wax-waxxx.html

This guy is straight as hell, man! And yet, he doesn't feel shy letting his fellow straight friend to capture him in the nude! Now, how I just wish I have open-minded straight male friends - leh?!

After watching the videos below, I think most of you guys will change your mind to having a smooth pubes for this coming Dragon New Year! A smooth dick & a smooth asshole definitely will Set Fires to your potential / current partners!

How cum no "gay lou(s)" doing waxing one?!! Any recommendations?

Especially for Jake Ng's fans....Part 2!

2012-01-18T00:10:00.000+08:00

Wow...It's been a year since I last did a post on Singapore's evergreen hunk, Jake Ng. Ever since he burst into the scene as one of the finalists for Mr.Manhunt Singapore 2008, his fans have stood by Jake through thick & thin! So, without further a do, in conjuction of Chinese New Year as well, here is the Part 2 section of the previous Part 1 CNY Special, posted way back in 2 Feb 2011, which I think you guys might like it -- though the "quality" is a bit bad! Cheers!

p/s: additional New Year Resolutions:

a) To be more interactive and reply comments/emails! -- A thousand apologies from Simon! Sigh -- Hope you guys understand the feeling of fatigue especially after being out of the house nearly 13 hours everyday! -- Haha ... Once I'm back home, I don't feel like doing anything strenouous at all! -- Don't worry, I will go through my email once again. I know I have "A LOT" of pending request regarding the "Sex Video" of the two Singaporean guys fucking..... Hmmmm, why are my readers all so slutty - one?!

b) To be more truthful towards Horny BF regarding my whereabouts....Hahaha..This explanation, I shall leave it to you guys to intepret on, how the level of truthfulness should be, especially in a relationship! Oops!

Hmmm...Any idea which one is Jake Ng?! Tsk, tsk, tsk...

Yes, this is the special gift! Surprise?!

No, Jake..You are not Mr.Wrong.

Put it in a good way, at least you are an Idol to every single gay guy in Singapore & Malaysia.

The Best in Singapore & JB, & some say, Batam - ah!

Chinese Male Model Exposed - Part 2!

2012-01-17T00:10:00.000+08:00

Here is the continuation of the infamous webcam video of Chinese Male Model, Li Xiaobing 李小兵, jerking off!

p/s: The video is not so clear though, but at least you get to hear how the "TOP" enticed Li Xiaobing to perform according to his instructions! -- Also, this video is also dedicated to Fable Froggie ya! I shall try my best to find the Part 2 of his previous video in my previous post ya!

Am I Cute?

Countdown for Thai Boys!

2012-01-10T00:08:00.000+08:00

Last Saturday we went to Market Place with a bunch of good friends -- gays and girlfriends. It was an enjoyable outing -- The night's focus was not looking for hook-ups --- [ But we know that da Horny BF managed to hug & kiss some "boys" on da dance floor, to the extent of melting one innocent cute twink's heart, whom I shall nicknamed him as "Sticky" -- Cuz he was mesmerized by Horny BF's ... ahem, ahem ... I shall call it, "something that swirls", for the moment -- I do hope Horny BF can settle the problem in a nice way -- Hahaha! Good luck to him! ] ,

-- It was more of having a fun Saturday night! -- and also exposing two gay friends & two girlfriends of ours, who has never been to a gay disco before!!! Nice, eh?! -- And somehow, I need to sacrifice my "waist" & "ass" to someone, in order to strike up the mood on the dancefloor! [ Hahaha -- In a good way, of course! No offence, ya! ]

Anyway, here is a short countdown to my upcoming Bangkok trip next Month! I can't wait to XXXXXXXXXX some hot thai boys, after a lapse of two-years! Yikes!

How can one not like Thai Boys?!!! Seriously?!!!

Got.... One by the name of, Ethan !!!!!!!!!!

Malaysian Male Model - Ukay Cher

2012-01-07T00:37:00.004+08:00

Malaysian Model:

Ukay Cher

DOB: 22 Oct 1990 ( 21 years old )

Let's look at Ukay Cher's transformation throughout the years....

2006 ( As a sweet 16 year old boy )

2008 ( Becoming more daring at the age of 18! )

2010 ( A grown up 20 year old dude! )

Finally, Ukay Cher, 2011!

So, are you guys, a Twink Fan or a Hunk Fan?! It's a tough one, isn't it?!

Ukay Cher, modelling for Malaysia's latest homegrown Underwear Brand, "QuarterHomme"!

Ukay is also a good friend to Vick Teo.

If you guys can remember Vick, he was the 2nd Runner Up winner, in the 1st Edition of Malaysian Idol Competition, way, way, way back in 2004 ( which was won by Jaclyn Victor )! Hahaha -- Old "memang" old already .... Back then, Malaysian Idol was kinda huge!!! --- A lot of people followed the competition on 8TV! --- Ahhh.....Don't you guys miss those days when you're glued to the TV, watching your favourite TV show?

Anyway, here is Vick's version of Lady Gaga's "The Edge Of Glory"

... Please Enjoy it.... Muacks from Simon Lover

p/s: .... I just like to clarify certain sentences on my previous post where after reading through again on what I wrote, I can understand why it sounded offensive to some people. If anyone of you have gone through my blog for the past few years, you should know that I rarely do gay-bashing on people whom I know directly because I respect them. Besides, most of my words are always nonsensical and in "38" kinda sentences, ya'know? The problem started with the way I linked the sentences. Probably I need to brush up my conjuction grammars and learn when to use the appropriate full-stops / commas too! ....Furthermore, I also like to do direct English translation from whatever Cantonese slangs that came up in my mind, on-the-spot! Hence, suddenly, all the Horny BF's "kai-sai-lou(s)" [ God-Bottom-Brothers ] which I were referring to, became the victims in this unfortunate brou-ha-ha -- Remember, I'm a "Himbo", not a "Diva" ... I don't make things complicated.....Thanks.

Anyway....New Year, New Resolutions ...

#2) To keep my blog out of controversies .... You think I can do it? =P

[ If I stay out of the limelight, there will be no more lengchais for you all to see - wor? ...Tsk,tsk,tsk ]

Cute Chinese Twunk!

2012-01-05T00:05:00.000+08:00

What a good way to end my 2011, as well as opening my 2012! Never in my life have I shake hands with so many gay lou(s)! --- Hahahaha --- Imagine Simon Lover in his most gayish attire ever, slim fit Topman Tee with a big Madonna picture ala "True Blue" and a hot pants that will make Paul J to shame -- strutting around PJ Old Town from one end to another, just to buy a pack of ice for the "Auld Lang Syne" party?!!! -- Though how I wish it was the Pavilion / Bkt Bintang walkway instead, where I doubt the old men / foreign workers of PJ Old Town Big Wet Market will appreciate this gay boy walking down the street ...... And it was on a Saturday, "No Plastic Day" somemore!!!! -- Imagine my balls shrinking to the max, carrying the pack of ice?!!! Hmmmm ------ And those foreign "Shah Rukh Khans" didn't even offer to help this suspected gay China-Boy somemore --- Scare I charge them - meh?!

After that, it was meet-ups & meet-ups & further meet-ups with all da Horny BF's plu friends & god-brothers ....! Hahaha -- Wasted they are god-bottom-brothers! If they are God-Top-Fathers instead, definitely I'll be in my element of flirtiness, to the max! -- Cuz I'm not used to flirt with Bottoms ma -- Maklum-lar ( aka As You All Know-lar ), Simon Lover is very hiao-one! Hmmmm ---- And luckily, I got a new haircut before that, cuz I don't always look my best, most of the time, ya'know! You think I'm so free to apply make-up all the time - gah?!!

Currently, ushering into the new year...Horny BF & I are busy with our daily work ... With da Horny BF still adjusting with his new job, and me trying to clear the backlogs before shifting to a new job, in a new place where I still haven't found a place to rent yet....and in one month's time as well, we'll be goin' for a short trip to Bangkok too! -- Aiyo -- Need to plan hotel, food, places of interests somemore -- !!

Anyway, enough of my craps....Here is a cute Chinese Twunk, whom my fellow "ex-colleague-who-reads-my-blog-anonymously", fancy very much! Enjoy ya! Muacks to Yang Yang!

Now, this is what I call a "hot pants"!

Welcome To The Year Of 2012!

2012-01-02T13:10:00.000+08:00

!! HAPPY NEW YEAR !!

Looking forward for a wonderful year of Dragon and let bygones, be bygones & there's no turning "BACK" once you have decided to move on!

Wishing everyone all the best, have more sex, prosperity & live a healthier & happier 2012!

Resolution Number 1: To have a sexier BACK for 2012!!!!

Tsk, tsk, tsk ...Why?

Duh....Imagine the pleasure that you'll give to your love one, when he's pounding you doggie-style?!!!

A SEXY-BACK definitely adds an extra orgasmic experience - lor!

Enjoy the video below

I remember that this is one of the earliest videos I've ever download on internet..Way, way, way back in 2000.... Back then, I'm using internet dial-up and my desktop's memory was 4GB - nia!!!! I have to use the "Get Right" programme to resume download each time I log on the internet..Dunno took how many days & hours just to download this 54MB file .... Unlike nowadays, where we can do it in less than one hour!

Merry X'mas, Boys!

2011-12-29T00:19:00.000+08:00

A sincere wish from Simon Lover & Horny BF to every body who chanced upon my blog, a Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays!

( Gosh! I missed those days when me & the Horny One, spent a few X'mas-es in a row at Orchard Road, Singapore.....!

Well, when I think about, living in Singapore for 1-2weeks is indeed a wonderful experience .... Transportation, Punctuality, Cleanliness, Obidient, Trendy, Up-to-date, Technologically more Advanced than --- , Varieties, Free Sex, Free Economy.... and of course, Hunky Guys all over the streets!! --- I'll never run away from this question of " Should I move down south?!!! - Should I? Huh? Huh? Huh?!! "

But then again, when I think of Simon Lover, always needing to be in a hurry for nearly every second of my time, each time I leave my doorstep.....Well, I still prefer the laidback lifestyle of Malaysia - & of course, being able to drive to the nearest shopping center! Hahaha -- I'm an unambitious person, okay? -- Unless, there are Sugar Daddies who're willing to "bao" me & the Horny BF - lar...Tsk,tsk,tsk ....

Anyway, Happy Holidays, once again!

Chinese Male Model Exposed!

2011-12-25T00:28:00.001+08:00

Just want to wish everyone, a very Merry Christmas 2011!

Me just came back from my secondary schoolmate's wedding dinner. Unfortunately, this wedding dinner is one of my most traumatic experience!!!! Hahaha -- Though the food was good, but.............. but .............

I was seated in a table of ALL GIRLS!!!! -- and the worst part is that I don't even know any one of them at all !!!!!! --- Stupid bitch schoolmate of mine! -- If I know, there are not many of my ex-schoolmates are attending, I should have declined the invitation instead ... Waste my $$$$ !!! -- Though I think, it's a noble intention of my friend to purposely place me in a table full of girls from the same profession as me .... So that I might electrocute any one of them and make my mother happy, someday !! ..... Very the KHEKSEI! -- Imagine, two and half hours of genuine bitches or raging female hormones, chit chatting, gossiping, backstabbing, surfing their Iphones on the latest COACH bags.... Sigh.......... Regret going for the dinner!! -- Go and accompany the Horny BF for Christmas Eve dinner could have been a much better option!

Anyway, here is a hunky, Chinese Male Model, by the name of Robby Li Xiaobing, which, I'm sure many of you guys have seen his picture before....caught showing off his KKJ on webcam! Enjoy and once again, Merry Christmas!

Name: Li Xiaobing 李小兵

Place Of Birth: Anhui, China; 19th June 1981

Height: 178cm

Hobby: Swimming, sunbathing, movies

A toast to Asian Guys! Who says Asian Guys can't be sexy?! =)

NIKON Boys!

2011-12-21T00:45:00.001+08:00

A thousand apologies to my fellow readers for not updating my blog in ages as well as articles less than 100 words!!! While everyone is busy clearing their annual leaves / school holidays, the month of December is proving to be one helluva tiring month for me! Reasons:

a) I've been forced to accept my new position in my current company as a manager, without any salary increment / perks! -- Worst still, I need to work more days on weekends, take less leave, work longer hours and do all the paperworks!!! -- @#$%$^%^*!

b) The Horny BF is currently trying to cope with his new job in a new company as a, well...Manager again....!!! So, need to accompany him and give him moral support always! Sigh, when we think back, the higher position you are holding, it gets more stressful instead! --- Sometimes, we just wished we can go back to our "ya-ya-hoo", "blur-blur", "don't worry, be happy" position instead, where we can always go ... "Erm, I dunno - lar....This one you need to ask the manager - ler...!!!"

c) I'm actually changing jobs in 2 months time as well....Hence, I had to save my annual / replacement leaves for next year's departure. That's why, for this two months, it's only work, work, work for me...Sigh! --- Now, I have to worry about finding a new place to stay some more!!! --- Headache, headache, headache --- Anyone mind to rent out their "Pyramid Giza" abodes to me? You can see Simon Lover, naked in the living room - oh!!!! Tsk, tsk, tsk .... Haha. Just joking, okay!

d) Short detours --- Aiyoyo ---- When we reached a certain "age", we need to prepare ourselves for unforeseen onslaught of surprise enemy attacks!! Though this year is not as bad as last year, where I had 8 "Red" atomic bombs released on my kuku-bird!!!! -- This month alone, I had detonated two bombs at somewhere far-far-away from Klang Valley & one more is coming up on Christmas Eve! -- Very unfair to us gays, where we'll never get the chance to give people our atomic bombs, right?!!!!! -- That's why, unless they are my close friends, I'll give better angpows...If not so close, I give them the minimum amount - nia!!! -- Agree with me or not?!

p/s: Referring to Pluboy's blog: http://pluboy.blogspot.com/2011/12/shower-encounter.html

I managed to stop by at the same swimming pool, where that horny PluBoy of ours LURRRVES to cruise when he's back in his "Ya-Ya-Hoo"-Land....

a) Ahhh....The Guy in the tight, RED ARENA swim trunk! -- I'm not sure whether he's the same guy which PLUBoy had fun with since he doesn't have a moustache, but he has a hot body indeed! Unfortunately, he "came" in while I'm just about to leave the pool -- KHEK SEI!!!!!

b) One super hot hunk with a swimmer BOD, in tight ARENA Jammers!!! --- Sex-ay!!! Had eye contacts..He even stared at me as while I was walking past him, heading to the showers -- I was expecting him to tail me - one... Manatau ..... Guess I need to work my ass out, more!!!! -- or is it because, Horny BF as withe me as well?!! Tsk, tsk, tsk....

c) Yes...There was one Indian Guy in the showers as well! Shaved head, in his trunks, but jerking at the urinals...Signalling me to .... slurp, slurp him .....! Hahaha..Which again, I'm not sure if he's the same Indian Guy mentioned in Pluboy's sexual encounter post!

d) I was sexually harrassed by a middle aged chinese man! -- You know me lar..I like to strut around in the showers, and if there are not many people around, I'll go "all the way" one.... But that day, there were so many people in the showers,so I kept my trunk on and sat on the bench while waiting for the Horny BF to finish his shower....Before that, I already noticed a middle aged man was stalking me. So, while I was busy replying an SMS, suddenly I look at my side, the middle-aged man was standing near me & "talking" on the phone!!! -- Of course he thinks I'm stupid meh --- I also use this kind of tactic to snap handsome guys on the streets on my camera phone - lar!!! ---- Immediately, I got up and move into the dry changing room, with his camera phone in hot pursuit! -- Then, the Horny BF came out, wrapped only in towels...Instantly that hamsap-lou changed focus and shift his camera phone towards Horny BF's body!! --- So daring that Hamsap-Lou, especially with so many fathers/kids/teenagers in the shower room - tim!!!! In the end...I guessed Simon Lover was caught on camera with his pants down while Horny BF's back became sexier than Justin Timberlake's on that fateful morning.....Hahahaha .... Well, at least it made that Hamsap Bugger happy .....What to do?!

Anyway, please enjoy some of these NIKON DSLR Boys -- though not all of them are using NIKON ..... Muacks from Simon!

Well, sometimes a simple camera phone is just enough to do wonders that not only a DSLR camera can do!!! -- Agree - bor?

( a sexy 23 year old Singaporean Chinese, Versatile )

Let's Talk Cock!

2011-12-13T23:57:00.000+08:00

My, My...I wonder when will my laziness go away! This is only my 3rd Post for the month of December 2011! -- Sigh..This month is indeed a very busy & tiring month for me..Hence, pardon me for being a man with few words, of late....! And there's no exception for this time, either! Sigh!

Anyway, a simple post for today, where we shall "talk cock" a lil'! --- I'm not sure about the rest of the world, but over here in Malaysia, we like to use the word "Talk Cock", where it's a slang for "Talking Crap / Nonsense / Rubbish!"

For example: That fella always like to "talk cock" only!
or.... "Stop talking cock, Simon! Get to point! " --- Which, I'm going to!!!

So, based on the picture above, how will you guys describe your cock looks like? Tsk, tsk, tsk....

For example: Simon Lover's Cock is:

A2-B2-C1-D2-E2-F3-G8-H4-I3-J4

( and I repeat, once again, it's just an example!!! Unless you guys PM me and I might consider sharing the real code! Tsk, tsk, tsk! }

Anyway, here's an early Christmas Greeting, a collection of short Christmas youtube clips, thanks to the kind exposure from Malaysia's sexiest animal alive, The Fabled Froggie! [ http://fablefrog.blogspot.com ]

I want those Andrew Christian Underwears as my Christmas Gifts! Any US readers of mine? Size "S" fits me perfectly! Thanks! =P

And those boys delivered at my doorstep, by none other than a sexy, naked Santa Claus!!!

But I wouldn't mind 2xist, anyway...!

Hahaha ...Now, when will our very own, Malaysian Brands, Private Structure, STUD or QuarterHomme will make a commercial like them?

Hot Singaporean Couple On Cam!

2011-12-10T00:25:00.001+08:00

Credits given to this sexy blogger of http://loveadonis.blogspot.com ! for sharing with us, this cute 25-years old Singaporean, webcam-ming with his BF! Nice!

And here's a cute video of a Taiwanese Boy on webcam! =)

Handsome Taiwanese Boy - Arthur Yan

2011-12-07T23:20:00.001+08:00

Handsome Taiwanese Boy....Arthur Yan ( 25 October 1987 )

Melbourne's Hottest Gay Asian Hunk - Shane!

2011-11-28T22:49:00.002+08:00

Watched, The Adventures of Tintin, with da Horny BF today....A nice animated movie indeed. I used to read Tintin comics, way back in the early 1990's when my cousins used to borrow it from the Library.

Anyway, here's a tribute to my avid reader, Rob H, a sexy Australian who has a knack for Asian Boys! -- His Favourite, Melbourne's Hottest Gay Asian Boy - Shane Hong! [ of Vietnamese-descent ]! -- Accompanied with a few youtube videos, uploaded by Rob H, himself, in the recently concluded, Mr.Lotus 2011 competition!

[ Well....I'm sure many of my readers here has a booty as bootylicious, as well as an expert in shakin' your BON BON, just like Shane! -- Don't DENY it! ]

Shane Hong, 2011

Driver?! - I'm A Top!

2011-11-26T00:59:00.001+08:00

This topic is something similar to this post : http://simonlover83.blogspot.com/2009/11/waiter-im-top.html

This question arises while we were driving down to Melaka for a short excursion, a few weeks back. The funny thing was, even though it's the Horny BF's car, yet..I'm the one driving instead of him! -- So, this made me wonder, whether, the statement below, which is accepted universally, in our Gay World, is really true or it's just a perception instead?!!!

"The Guy Who Drives Is Usually The TOP, While The One Who Lets The Other Half Do The Driving, Is Usually The BOTTOM!

For those innocent gay boys out there, [ Yeah, puhlezz....!!! Gay boys nowadays a re a lucky lot! -- I have an MSN-FUBU buddy ( Hahaha .. My cyber FUBU friend -- Always fuck my "brain" with his endless sexual encounter stories with twinks from 16-19 years old! - And yet, you believe there are still naive, 18-year-old boys out there nowadays?!! ] -- Here's a short definition of what is Top / Bottom in the Gay World:

A TOP

A top is a person who engages in the penetrative role in sexual intercourse, most often with his penis during anal sex or oral sex. Top is also used as a verb meaning "to penetrate another." Top may also describe a broader personal identity involving dominance in a romantic and/or sexual relationship; however, this stipulation is not a requisite element of being a top.

A BOTTOM

A bottom is someone who receives penetration during intercourse, usually through the anus during anal sex or is the less dominant individual. Bottom is also used as a verb meaning "to be penetrated by another, whether anally or orally." Bottom may also describe a wider social context of submission within a romantic and sexual element, although this element does not apply to all people who prefer to bottom.

The man on the right, is the "TOP" while the man lying down is the "BOTTOM".

If you look at the definition above:

"The Guy Who Drives Is Usually The TOP, While The One Who Lets The Other Half Do The Driving, Is Usually The BOTTOM!

because Gay Tops are expected to be the tough-talking, manly Gay Man, instead of the submissive, mild-mannered, slightly effeminate Gay Bottom --- and Driving a Car, is like a ... GUY's thing! ... Ya'know?

However, I'm the one who usually drives each time when we go out dating. Reasons:

1} It's my car.....

2) I'm technologically disabled..... I'm lousy at GPS...Hahaha .... It gives me a headache each time, from switching it on to searching a location!

3) I drive slower and safer than the Horny One...He's a devil when he's on the wheels!

It's a norm for me to keep scolding him each time he drives....

4) I like to be on the "receiving" end...Tsk, tsk, tsk....

5) And I like my "COOL" look on the wheels...Especially with my sunglasses - on!!!

Hahaha ......"Perasan" betul!

But, the question here which we need to investigate, is still,

"The Guy Who Drives Is Usually The TOP, While The One Who Lets The Other Half Do The Driving, Is Usually The BOTTOM!

So,guys! Please participate in the poll on the left sidebar, of your stand regarding the Statement above!

Do you agree / disagree or half-half?

Cheers!

Spread Your "Love"....!

2011-11-25T00:57:00.003+08:00

Last weekend, I went for a short 2D1N trip to the Land Of White Coffee, for an ex-colleague's Wedding dinner. Goin' back to the Land Of White Coffees [ Yes....Where on earth can you find a coffee drink, which is White in colour?!!!! Yes, "White" in colour! Even the British couldn't turn the coffee, white! ... Ahhh.... You can only find it, here, the Land Of White Coffee, of course! ]

I can remember, a long, long, long time ago ...... Buying local souvenirs is a breeze .....

a) My Favourite "Kaya Puff" shop. Back then, the shop is so dearth of customers until the owners were so free to chase the flies away, each time when we visit them [ Cantonese: "Pak Wu Ying!" ]. No thanks to a certain TV Programme Show aka "Ho Chak" which featured them on air..... Now? Each time the queue is so damn long, no thanks to the crazy KL-ites who craves for homemade "Kaya Puffs"! Sometimes, the situation is so bad until the owner has to limit 1 box of 10's to each customers unless they pre-order. Since then, situations like below happen, nearly each time during my visits:

Customer : I come from so far, KL, ya'know....! and I waited for 30 minutes - d! No matter how, you must give me 10 boxes!
Owner : Tiu nei geh ma chao hai! [ aka Fuck your mother's cunt! ]. I don't care where you come from, either you take it or leave it! If you don't like, " Nei tong ngo - lan! Mm mou jor ju ngo jou sang yi!" -- aka, Get the fuck off here! Don't disturb me doing business! --- Hahaha ...Yup, the owner will not give you any "face" at all - one! -- and yet, the customer will end up buying from them......Haik!

b) My Favourite "The Flying Fox of The Snowy Mountain" 雪山飛狐 Tau Fu Fa -- aka Hokkien: "Tao Huey" or "Soy Custard" --- Yes, the only place where you can get the smoothest Tau Fu Fa in Malaysia, probably due to the secret ingredient, which the water from the mountains... 山水豆腐花 ...... Last time, there was no such thing as "Drive Through" Tau Fu Fa stall , where you can order the Tau Fu Fa and drink in your car ...... And even by 6-7pm, you are still able to buy a bowl of Tau Fu Fa and eat on the spot....No thanks to the Internet Age, it has turned into a chaotic "Drive Through" Tau Fu Fa stall with a queue as long as 500meters and it's not double, nor triple...It's quadruple parking - somemore!!!! Just for a bowl of 80-cents' taufufa!! --- Sigh.

c) The Grand "Dim Sum" dining experience -- Back then, they have been in business at the very same corner building for more than half a century. But with new generations taking over, they have built their own dim sum shop...Possibly the largest "Dim Sum" restaurant in whole Malaysia ..... Spanning 4 stories of the size of 3 shoplots .... Yes, the restaurant has indeed managed to exude it's " Wealth Mountain" Restaurant name....Really hate those KL - people....Hahaha ....Like whole life never eat "Dim Sum" before.... Probably the only "Dim Sum" restaurant in Malaysia, where one needs to queue up and take your queue number first and wait, probably 20-30 minutes for a table!

d) Last but not least, how can I not mention their White Coffee, since I'm in the Land of White Coffee, right?! -- The original kopitiam and their very first, franchise outlet, remains the best place to savour their White Coffee, and yet, you guys thought you have tasted the best white coffee ever, in your neighbourhood Franchise outlet! --- Nothing beats their original, hot white coffee, prepared by old-aunties who have no qualms at shouting "Fuck You" -- "Nia-mah", if you don't speak loud or clear enough when ordering, at their dilapidated corner restaurant.

Anyway, please spread your love to the ones that you care / lust / love / infatuated ..... Muacks from Simon Lover!

Is It Good To Be A Hoarder?

2011-11-17T15:00:00.000+08:00

That's why, sometimes I'm not sure whether being a hoarder is a good thing or not...Here's what I managed to uncover today, while doing some spring cleaning during my off day ......

Spirited Away ( 27/11/2002 )

This movie actually brings back a lot of memories to us! [ Or rather, da Horny BF instead? -- Hahaha -- Cuz I have a very short memory when it comes to remembering the storyline / scenes once I stepped out of the cinema hall!! ]

This is the first movie, me & da Horny BF watched together!!! Back then, we were in our early stages of pak-toring [ dating ] and any thing we do, meant a lot and provided much excitement!!! [ Unlike nowadays where every meet-ups doesn't bear any significant memory, unless it's something different enough to cause such excitement once again!!! -- Anyone of you have this kinda feeling after you are in a relationship for a certain period of time? --- Hahaha ...Expect me to kena bashing by the Horny One later tonight! -- Oopsie!

Anyway....It was way back in our University Days....One fine afternoon, we managed to skipped an afternoon class and took a bus to the nearest Mall....In the cinema hall, there were only about 6 people, including us [ Which is rather pathetic, considering Spirited Away was an Oscar-Winning animated movie. ].....No..We did not picked any secluded corner seats, nor indulge in any indecent activities [ We are watching a cartoon, ya'know?!!! If it's a Porn Movie, definitely the atmosphere is there for us to behave something kinky, okay?! ] --- We enjoyed the movie but unfortunately, we need to rush back to our hostel for dinner with our coursemates. We wouldn't want them to ask, "Eh, where are the two lengchais - ah?!"

Pirates Of The Carribean 2: Dead Man's Chest ( 16/7/2006 )

Ah-Ha....The Horny BF is notorious for his immense Jealousy when it comes to me, talking to a handsome guy. Well, partly because I'm one helluva Horny Bitch too, when it comes to flirting. Hence, da Horny BF feeling insecure is a normal thing in a relationship.

For nearly a year....during each School-Term breaks, I've been chatting with this guy at #gaymalaysia, MIRC [ whom I assumed as cute & hunky Top, eventhough I've not seen his picture before ] -- The guy was called "FreshTwink82" and I was [ and still is ] "SimonLover83" ..... I'm actually quite reserved and shy when it comes to online chat, but the conversation between "FreshTwink82" and me was anything but sexual....! To the sense that I actually enjoy and likes chatting with him on MIRC! ---

Back then,we have already graduated from our University and waiting for our new job. The fear of us being separated after 4 years living together was too much to bear for da Horny BF....The Horny BF always ask me whether do I chat MIRC every night or not and I always lie to him, saying that I don't! Hahaha -- Little white lies is good in maintaining a stable relationship ? --- So, one fine night..."FreshTwink82" upped the ante in his flirting and try to coax me in meeting him up at the Kelana Jaya swimming pool [ since he knows that I like to find gullible Tops at the pool to ............. me?!! ] --- In the end, I fell for his temptations and agreed to meet him up.....

Mana tau --- Immediately, "FreshTwink82" disappear from the screen and next, what I got was a SMS from the Horny one, revealing who's FreshTwink82 and demanded immediate break-up. And that was the end of our 4-year relationship which lasted for about 1 week - kot.

So, how did I manage to get back The Horny BF? One fine morning, I drove all the way to Midvalley .... Trying to look for an appropriate surprise gift. And immediately left KL to continue my journey to the 300-KM-Away-Land. Once I've reached the destination, I rang him up and threatened him that if he doesn't come out to meet me, I'll make a surprise visit to his house !! -- In the end he relented, and as expected just like Beverly Hills 90210, Brenda ( Shannon Doherty ) & Dylan ( Luke Perry ), how can two old lovers for the past 4 years, willing to break up just for a small matter? -- So, we went for a movie, had a quick teabreak before having a Happy Ending in da Car, at an area of abandoned shophouses.......

Hahaha...You guys must be gawking at our tumultous and weird relationship - eh?! So, should I continue to become a hoarder for the sake of memories, or just throw away all those unwanted stuffs? .... Hmmmm

[ p/s: Should I throw away the "Surprise Gift" which I bought for da Horny BF -- which is, an electrical shaver -- where I thought it might be useful for him to use it to shave his hairy legs? HAHAHA --- In the end, a year or two later, he gave back the gift to me and me, myself have only used once to shave my moustache, which I don't find it to shave as clean as compared to the normal Gillette! -- Anyone wants to buy my Philips electric shaver?!! -- or shall I use it to shave my sexy back? ]

Bart Fan 范巴特 Photography.

2011-11-17T00:19:00.000+08:00

Sorry for being AWOL, again! But, some of you guys might have read my continuation of Far-Far-Far-Away-Galaxy-Part-II, where I had to shelve it momentarily to re-edit those XXX-pictures into X-pictures, before posting up again! Hehehe...Sorry to "Brainy Smurf" ya!

Anyway..Here are some wonderful pictures from a budding Taiwanese photographer, Bart Fan. Enjoy ya!

[ p/s: Just went for a job interview today....I really admire those interviewers..."How can they excel so good during interview session! -- Interrogative, Intimidative, Assertive, Manipulative, Cunning, yet can be so humble & amiable at the same time! Hmmmm ..... If I were to take up this new job, I'll need to use at least 95% of my brains, [ up from the current 5% ], everyday when I go to work!!! Yikes! --- Only reprieve? -- The possibility of HUNKY GAY LOU(s) visiting me after their gym session since I'm just next door!!!! Should I take up the offer? Tsk, tsk, tsk...... ]

Bart Fan 范巴特

http://www.facebook.com/bart.fan

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kcsrex/

Cute?

And here are some of his works! ENjoy!

"Shower Foam" Theme

"Back Home Early" theme

Far-Far-Away-Galaxy.....

2011-11-12T23:52:00.000+08:00

This weekend, Me & Da Horny BF decided to have an excursion to a place somewhere Far-Far-Away. Stepping into this Far-Far-Away-Land made me reminisced about my ex-Far-Far-Away-Land work place which kept me in the "wild" for a few years, before I managed to regain my sanity last year! Haha --

And coincidentally, my Far-Far-Away-Grand-Old-Dame-cum-ex-landlady called me while I was squatting down at the roadside, exposing my UNDERWEAR band, to the horror of the "People" of this Far-Far-Away-Town! -- Talking about nostalgia, eh? ----- Wait...Shouldn't it be "Me" to be in shock, by the sights of never-seen before, Far-Far-Away-Land-Punya genitalias?!!!! Yikes!

Just by the look of this picture, can you guys imagine what adventure awaits Simon Lover?!!!!!

It's been a while since Simon Lover having to have "deep", "heavy" breathings and releasing unwanted "moans" at inappropiate occassions?

Today's post is just a sneak preview of my days in this world. Don't you guys symphatized with me, why I'm blogging at the moment instead of having wild sex or dancing naked under the glittering disco ball?

I should be having Wild, Unnatural Sex with da Horny BF at the moment!!!!!!!

Why, why, why?

Because most shops are closed by 8.00pm...Even their most famous Mamak Curry Fish Head Noodle Restaurant!!! --- Haha..For your information,most Mamak Shops at Far-Far-Away-Lands are close after dinner time.....Now, that's a knowledge you'll gain, if you have lived in a Far-Far-Away-Galaxy before!

....and We need to wake up at 6.00am tomorrow for an early breakfast too!!!

Anyway, before signing off....Here's a sneak peak of Simon Lover's travelling toiletries......

Please feel free to leave comments, ya!!! Don't be shy, okay !!!!

" I think we'll overshadow the sounds of siren, from the mosque next door, tonight, YIKES....!!!

8 Days Top 20 Shirtless Guys - Hunk#11 Xavier Hu!

2011-11-08T12:34:00.000+08:00

Singapore's "8 Days" magazine "Top 20 Shirtless Guys" contest:

Hunk #11: Xavier Hu Xi Hong

DOB: 17 March 1988

Height : 173 cm

Weight : 67 kg

Hair : Black
Eyes : Brown
Chest : 40
Waist : 30
Hip : 37

[ I have blogged Xavier before over HERE, where he had also participated in Manhunt Singapore 2010 and finished 4th runner-up...If you notice his Stats back then, he was only 64kg, chest 38, hips, 36.... Guess he has improved a lot, eh?! ]

The Beach Event held recently, Guess Xavier is very indeed in stripping off his shirt, eh?

This cutie has mesmerized "people like us" since he first appeared in Sportsmenasia's 2007 Calendar, where he worked as their sales assistant back then, as an innocent, 19-years-old! Since then, he has participated in many Male Beauty Pageants such as Cleo's Most Eligibile Bachelor, Mr.Manhunt Singapore, Singapore Calendar Guys, etc....

The cute, 19-year-old Xavier Hu

And look at how much he has grown up!

If you guys like Xavier Hu, please vote for him by following the instructions below, ya!

8 Days Top 20 Shirtless Guys - #13 Richmond Ang

2011-11-06T08:45:00.000+08:00

The search for Singapore's "8 Days" magazine's winner of Top 20 Shirtless Guys are on! Here is the first featured Guy from the list!

Hunk #13

Name: Richmond Ang

DOB: 20 July 1987

Stats: 181cm, 74kg

RICHMOND ANG - 2011

He has participated in a lot of Male Beauty Pageants before ...e.g. Siloso HotBods 2009 and Mr.Manhunt Singapore 2009 where he won the Mr.Personality award.

Can you guys guess which butt belongs to Richmond?

He has also participated in Singapore Calendar Guys contest 2009.

And he's currently a model for 3+ Productions

He was also featured in The Straits Times Sunday Hotbods section...

And here are some candid photos of Richmond

A Patriotic Singaporean indeed!

He and his good friend, fellow model Shawn Ng

( Sorry to break your heart, guys...Both STUDS are STRAIGHT!!!!!!! Why, oh, whyyyyyyyyyy?!!! ]

It's difficult to choose, right? Richmond Ang or Jason Chee?

[ Another fellow Straight!!! Why do gay guys always fall for straight guys, eh?! ]

And this month itself, Richmond Ang participated in The Best Model In The World ( Singapore ) 2011 contest and won!

He is also frequently featured in Singapore Calendar Guys website!

[ Please note: The pictures are sourced from http://mycalendarguys.com where you guys can subscribe the website for more wonderful pictures of Singaporean hunks and you can also like their fanpage: http://www.facebook.com/#!/mycalendarguys ]

[ p/s: Do anyone of you have the high resolution picture of the above? It's actually one of the nicest potrait of Richmond, which unfortunately, I don't have the privilege to own it! ]

So GUYS! What are you waiting for you?! If you like Richmond Ang, please vote for him ya!

[ p/s: No matter how handsome or hunky are you guys....You'll never succeed in "bending" Richmond, OKAY?!!! -- Don't waste your time & effort! ]

Singapore's "8 Days" Top 20 Shirtless Guys!

2011-11-02T22:30:00.000+08:00

Now that the New Icon For Him's Malaysia's Top 12 Hottest Hunks 2011/2012 contest has concluded [ with the crowning of Jordan Yeoh as the winner! Pictures HERE ]; we shall shift our focus to down South which is, Singapore's "8 Days Magazine's Top 20 Shirtless Guys" competition!

Wow! It seems that we are bombarded with neverending male beauty pageants in Malaysia / Singapore - eh?!! Seriously, are there a lot of good-looking hunks in both countries? Hahaha ... Well, it's better for you to judge by yourself ya!

8 Days Magazine...I wonder whether they are still selling at S$2 / issue. Back in my elder bro's NUS Days... he used to buy 8 Days magazines and never fails to bring it back, each time when he's back home. Hence, I was exposed to lots of half-naked Singaporean Male Celebrities at a very young age! Hahahaha.

[ Yes...I have an elder brother in Singapore...Last time I used to head down to Singapore at least twice a year. Yup! Back when most of the swimming pools at Singapore were still open concept! --- For example: Drooling at naked boys showering at Katong Pool!!! Towel Club, One Seven...Sounds familiar? Tsk, tsk, tsk .... ] --- .

..But then, throughout this 5 years, I've only been to Singapore 3 times only...Sad case hor? --- And next year, I will be given the honorable title of "Uncle Simon" jor -- Where I'll foresee in 10 years time, the cute little baby will grow up into a pestering menace with incessant queries of " Why Uncle Simon not married - one?!"

Okay, Okay...Back to today's Post. Yup, 8 Days Magazine is having the "Top 20 Shirtless Guys" contest with the finale on 20th November 2011.

The stupid Malaysia's New Icon For Him magazine should take a cue from 8 Days on how they promote the contest!!!! Instead of just relying to "The-only-way-to-see-the-finalists-pictures-is-to-buy-their-magazine"! -- Don't even expect to see them on the net -- attitude !! . 8 Days is heavily promoting the contest through Facebooks, Internet and Media!

The Top 20 Finalists for 8 Days Top 20 Shirtless Guys!

Hunk #1

Peter Toong

Age: 33 yo

Occupation: Model

Stats: 184cm, 73kg

Married!!!!!

#Hunk 2
Al-Hafiz Bin Saad

Age: 25 yo

Occupation: Flight Steward

Stats: 175cm; 69kg

Married.

#Hunk 3

Jonah

Age: 22 yo

Occupation: Student

Stats: 188cm; 79kg

Single

#Hunk 4

Joey Lim

Age: 23 yo

Occupation: NUS Student

Stats: 184cm; 72.8kg

Single

#Hunk 5
Simon Farrow

Age: 32 yo

Occupation: Stuntman

Stats: 193cm, 94kg

Single

#Hunk 6
Muhammad Syakir Rusydi

Age: 21 yo

Occupation: Student

Stats: 174cm, 61kg

Single

#Hunk 7

Darren Stephen Lim

Age: 33 yo

Occupation: Personal Trainer

Stats: 174cm; 69kg

Single

#Hunk 8

Hong Kah Hui

Age: 23 yo

Occupation: NSF ( Nearing ORD )

Stats: 176cm; 76kg

Single

#Hunk 9
Lai Yongshen

Age: 25yo

Occupation: Events Executive

Stats: 170cm, 62kg

Single

#Hunk 10

Que Andre Kasbani Kasmon

Age: 22 yo

Occupation: Student

Stats: 170cm, 65kg

Single

#Hunk 11
Xavier Hu

Age: 23 yo

Occupation: Personal Trainer

Stats: 172cm; 67kg

Single

#Hunk 12

Lucas Tong

Age: 26 yo

Occupation: Student

Stats: 163cm, 60kg

Single

#Hunk 13
Richmond Ang

Age: 24 yo

Occupation: Student

Stats: 181cm, 74kg

Single

#Hunk 14

Dmitry Plotkin

Age: 26 yo

Occupation: Finance

Stats: 174cm, 73kg

Single

#Hunk 15

Gabriel Tan

Age: 31 yo

Occupation: PR Consultant

Stats: 174cm; 75kg

Single

#Hunk 16
Gian Yisong

Age: 22 yo

Occupation: Student

Stats: 179cm, 70kg

Single

#Hunk 17

Muhammad Faiz Bin Arifin

Age: 23 yo

Occupation: Student

Stats: 180cm; 75kg

Single

#Hunk 18

Koh Bin

Age: 23 yo

Occupation: Student

Stats: 185cm, 76kg

Single

#Hunk 19
Shahrizal "Sharky"

Age: 26 yo

Occupation: Events Manager

Stats: 176cm, 67kg

Single

#Hunk 20
Kendrick Lim

Age: 21 yo

Stats: 180cm, 70kg

Single

So guys, Take Your Pick Ya! I Shall feature some of my favourites, soon!

Playing Safe ....

2011-10-28T00:43:00.000+08:00

Hmmmm .... Another routine day, today. Sometimes, I just wish I can always have the same wittiness and sam-pat'ness mood in writing posts. Hahaha .... Oh, well. At least it gives me an excuse to post more pictures from my collections.

Probably in a few days time, I will post up a picture of a Sexy Groovin' Underwear [ With or without flesh? It's your call, my dears! ] , that the Horny PLUBOY bought for me, a few months back when he was in Bangkok?

So guys. It's always important for us to play it safe.

While the Bottom is busy readying himself for the all-night penetration,

The TOP is also busy preparing his "machine" for the night's oscar winning performance!

Yeap, that's right...You need to "warm" your big brother up first, okay?!

But of course! Before any sexual acts, always ask the Bottom first whether he wants any penetration or not, before swiping you rock, hard dick over his butt! Don't just think that every Bottoms' asshole is for hire, okay?! -- Sometimes, the bottoms are just not into anal sex!

And always, always ...Remember to prepare at least TWO condoms, just in case the first one broke due to your aggressive movements, ya!

Another option when the bottom is not into anal and you're afraid of getting STDs, even from oral sex....You can always choose to buys condoms with flavours so that your bottom can suck your cock without worrying the latex taste!

But, of course....It's a joke that Bottoms don't like anal sex, right?!! Look at all these bottoms?!!! What do they have in common?!! Hahahaha --- Slut, betul!

If anyone of you, doesn't know how to wear a condom, [ Please hands up, to my dears who really, really, really don't know how to wear?!!!!!!!! ] ---- Do not be embarrassed, just let the sexy Brent Corrigan teach you how!!

And without wasting any time....It's time for HOT, WILD SEX, my dears!!!!

Yeah, baby....!

Of course, sweet or even dirty talking during sex is makes it more kinkier! Foreplay is important, my dears!

Yeah, Fxxx Me Hard! =)

Ride on' my lil' brother?!!!

Shucks, I'm caught on camera!

Sometimes, lubricants like KY-Jelly helps penetration easier....

Or, if you don't like the bland, KY Jelly, you can try for Durex's Massage Lube or Tingling Lube that makes your partner's asshole having a tingling effect!

[ p/s: If you guys read carefully on the label of each Durex products, they state clearly that, these products are strictly for vaginal use only ----! Hahaha .... Why can't they come up something for gay - lous - leh?!! --- ]

[ And another p/s: I didn't know about this until the Hamsap William Blogger http://williamnyk.blogspot.com came to my workplace with his bunch of "brothers" and checking out my condom selections! ]

But, one good thing about wearing a condom is that, they save you a lot of hassle of cleaning up after sex! You see, everything in one bag!!!!!

Or you guys prefer to have this kinda dirty, messy after-sex session, where cum stains are all over the bottom's body?!!! Huh? Huh? Huh?! ---- You tell me?!!

Messy or no messy, we still need to prepare tissue papers..... To wipe the cock, to wipe the asshole, to wipe the spilt cums, to wipe the sweats and also to wrap the used-condoms!

Wrap nicely, you wouldn't want your parents to find out...or your partner if you're two-timing him!

Everyone is feeling tired after the hot session....

Time for a good, night sleep!

Before waking up the next morning and showering together! Kinky!

And lastly, here are some :

a) To those BOTTOMS who doesn't like anal sex, the best time to enjoy anal sex is when you're drunk okay!!!!

b) and to those lusty TOPS who have eyed their preferred bottoms for ages but the bottoms does not bother their advances, the best time to XXXX them, is when they're drunk!!!!!!!! --- Hahahaha, I'm so BAD!

Please enjoy da VIDEO!

New Icon For Him, Malaysia's Hottest Hunk #28 - Alex Choong!

2011-10-27T00:01:00.001+08:00

马来西亚最具话题性与最受欢迎的《THE HOTTEST HUNKS IN MALAYSIA》猛男秀比赛!

Hunk Number 28: Alex Choong Kok Kheong

DOB: 27 January 1991 [ OMG! - He doesn't look like 20 yo at all! ]

Hometown: Ipoh

Stats: 178cm, 65kg, 37"-29"-37"

One of the cutest, youngest and friendliest contestants around ....

[ I have blogged about Alex before, way back in Jan 2011 -- HERE ]

SMS - "HUNK 28" and send to 36213.

[ Each SMS is RM 1.00 ]

Look at the sensational transformation of Alex Choong!

From a scrawny 18 years-old back in 2009 ----- And fast forward into 2011!!!!

Yeah, baby! Am I big or not?

And what about this, my dears?!

Alex with his good friend...

Staying through thick & thin with Alex, into transforming their bodies!

Growing up together into suave guys, 2011!

As an 18-year-old, he wouldn't have imagined what he'll look like in 2011!

Nor, having a Sexy-Back like this in 2011!

He says that His Body Is Still Under Construction....

And What Say You - Leh?!!

Is he "Still under construction"?!

--- The Many Hairstyles Of Alex Choong ---

Which Hairstyle You Guys Like The Most?!

Unfortunately me dears, he's already taken ......

But, if you guys like him, Please SMS & VOTE:

SMS - "HUNK 28" and send to 36213.

[ Each SMS is RM 1.00 ]

New Icon For Him, Malaysia's Hottest Hunk #24 - Low Thien Yien 刘添运

2011-10-25T08:20:00.001+08:00

马来西亚最具话题性与最受欢迎的《THE HOTTEST HUNKS IN MALAYSIA》猛男秀比赛!

Hunk #14: Low Thien Yien ( aka TY Low 刘添运 )

DOB: 28 November 1985

Hometown: Johor Bahru

Stats: 173cm, 67kg, 38.5"-30.5"-37.5"

Occupation: Lawyer

I have blogged this cute hunk before, way back in my January 2010 post [ HERE ], regarding his involvement in a play at The Actors Studio. Wow..Time really flies, eh?!!!

So now, Mr.Low is back, as one of the favourite contestants for New Icon For Him Magazine's "Hottest Hunks In Malaysia 2011/2012" contest!!

HUNK NUMBER 14 - TY LOW!

If you guys like him, please SMS & VOTE for "HUNK 14" to make sure that he makes it to the Final 12 Hunks, that will be featured in New Icon For Him's Table Calendar 2012!!!

I have shown my support, and now it's YOUR TURN! Hahahaha -- To be honest, there are not many people like us in this year's contest, as compared to previous years. But, who cares, right? If you fancy the person, JUST VOTE!

SMS - "HUNK 14" and send to 36213.

[ Each SMS is RM 1.00 ]

[ p/s: No worries. TY is a down-to-earth guy, compared to the previous featured hunk, who is a total straight hunk but unfortunately, has no qualms in making deragotory remarks on people like us on facebooks/forums.... ]

Yes....All your wishes have come true!!! Any professional STUD, willing to be friends with him? Oh, c'mon! Don't be shy, guys!!!!

Sometimes, we need to unleash the child-like feelings in our heart. Why must we be so serious all the time, right?!

However, beneath those cute images, there's also another side of him that you have never seen before!!!!! Bodylicious, or what?!!!

And he's ain't no dumb jock / jerk / blonde-ass, my dears!!!!

He's one smart-professional STUD, who graduated among the Top 8, in his Law Faculty!

HUNK with BRAINS....

Remember,

Please SMS & VOTE, if you guys like Low Thien Yien, ya!

The finals will be held on 28th October 2011, 7.30pm at KL-Live, Jalan Sultan Ismail, KL.

SMS - "HUNK 14" and send to 36213.

[ Each SMS is RM 1.00 ]

New Icon For Him, Malaysia's Hottest Hunk #18 - Kenji Yew!

2011-10-24T00:35:00.000+08:00

马来西亚最具话题性与最受欢迎的《THE HOTTEST HUNKS IN MALAYSIA》猛男秀比赛!

Mr.Kenji Yew Shih Chon

DOB: 3 August 1990 ( 21 years old - only! )

Occupation: Currently studying at UKM, part-time model

Hometown: Alor Star, Kedah.

Stat: 175cm, 70kg, 41"-30"-36"

SMS - "HUNK 18" and send to 36213.

[ Each SMS is RM 1.00 ]

Modelling Pictures

He likes to camwhore as well!

Another SEXY-BACK hunk!

See the transformation of this cute, chubby kid - into a gorgeous hunk at 21-years-old!!!

[ That's why, I always tell many parents to, not to worry about their chubby primary-school kids --- Once they reach adulthood, they will grow up into a good looking stud! Probably cuz chubby kids have more fats for them to burn and mould into muscles!! -- Unlike scrawny kids like me, protein shakes doesn't work for me!! ]

Kenji @ Primary School Years

Kenji @ Secondary / Teenage years

Kenji @ 21-years-old!

New Icon For Him, Malaysia's Hottest Hunk #24 - Jordan Yeoh 杨运晖!

2011-10-23T00:51:00.002+08:00

As a prelude to the night of New Icon For Him Magazine's "The Hottest Hunks of Malaysia 2011/2012 on 28 October 2011, I will be featuring some of the hunks which are leading the rat-pack in my next few posts!

马来西亚最具话题性与最受欢迎的《THE HOTTEST HUNKS IN MALAYSIA》猛男秀比赛!

Without further ado, presenting to you guys, the current leader in the SMS-&-VOTE contest, Mr.Jordan Yeoh Oon Hooi! ( 杨运晖 )

DOB: 2 August 1987 ( 24 years old )

Job: ACE-Certified Personal Trainer at FIT Malaysia, http://www.fit.com.my/

Education: SMK Taman SEA, PJ.

HUNK NUMBER 24

SMS - "HUNK 24" and send to 36213.

[ Each SMS is RM 1.00 ]

However, have you guys ever wonder, how does Jordan Yeoh looks like, way back before he was a hunk? CURIOUS?

Please Read More after the jump!

JENG, JENG, JENG!

Jordan @ July 2010!

For more of Progress Pictures from July 2010-August 2011, please go to his website, http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/JordanYeoh/more.php?section=progresspics

2011

And after ONE-YEAR of INTENSIVE GYMMING & TRAINING,

JORDAN YEOH has indeed, came a long way to HUNK-DOM, as he is now!!!

Still sceptical that Jordan Yeoh does not deserve your votes? Please scroll down for more pictures that might convert you into Jordan-ism!!!

[ Pictures are sourced from Steven Goh Photography : http://www.facebook.com/stevengohphotography.fans]

I think Justin Timberlake's BACK isn't as SEXY as Jordan's!!! Agree?

If you guys have any punctured tyres, please think of Jordan Yeoh, okay?! It's a pleasure for him to do "it" ~~with~~ for you!

This Jordan Yeoh puts a lot of Malaysian Drivers to shame, my dears!!!!

Haha..I think he looks much more cooler and handsome with short, cropped hair -- Just like the last two pictures below!

Who goes to the same gym with him?!

Unfortunately my gays, Jordan Yeoh is STRAIGHT! So, congratulations to his long-time girlfriend, & wish her happiness with Jordan!

New Icon For Him - The Hottest Hunks In Malaysia 2011/2012!

2011-10-19T21:09:00.004+08:00

Yup guys, the season for "New Icon For Him" Hottest Hunks In Malaysia 2011/2012" is back!

And this year's contestants promises nothing but sexy!

马来西亚最具话题性与最受欢迎的《THE HOTTEST HUNKS IN MALAYSIA》猛男秀比赛!

Get the latest issue of "New Icon For Him" magazine ( Issue 57: Oct-Nov 2011 ) at your local newsstands , NOW! - Because inside the magazine, you'll get Free Passes to the Finale, whereby they'll pick the Top 12 Hottest Hunks to be featured in their 2012 Table Calendar!!!!

Here are the Top 30 Contestants. So, please look closely, which guy you like the most!

And how will the Final 12 Contestants selected to be featured in their 2012's Calendar?

Well, it is "YOU" who'll determine the winners!!!!!!!!!!

And how to do that?

Just SMS & type "HUNK" followed by the Hunk's Number and SEND to 36213.

For example: SMS - "HUNK 11" and send to 36213.

It's as simple as that and please vote diligently because you only have another 9 days to go before the Finals on 28th October 2011.

The Finals will be held at

KL-Live,

1st Floor, Life Centre, Jalan Sultan Ismail, 5

0250 Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

Date: 28 October 2011 ( Friday ) 7.30pm sharp!

And here are some pictures that show the other sides of the contestants! Enjoy ya!

WESLEY YAP

CHONG KOK PENG

MARCUS CHEE ( Tagged as Favourite! )

DAMIEN CHEE

AARON LAI

DAVID YAP ( Tagged as Favourite )

LAWRENCE LOKE

TY LOW ( Tagged as Favourite )

CEDRIC WOON

KENJI WU ( Tagged as favourite )

JIMMY LEE

VENESLY KOK ( Tagged as favourite )

SEAN WONG

CHRIS CHAN

JORDAN YEOH ( Tagged as favourite )

JACK GOH

LIM JOO KHAI

ALEX CHOONG ( Tagged as favourite )

VERHYN SIAU

( Hahaha...Even though I have tagged some as favourite, but the votes can go to any one! Keep it up, guys! )

18-Years-Old Thai Model - Pay Sataporn!

2011-10-18T23:13:00.001+08:00

Ever wonder how a 3-month, intensive gymming can do to your body? Look no further...Here's a perfect example of how an 18-years-old, Thai Boy by the name of Pay Sataporn, transformed himself after 3 months of body workout!

18岁嫩男模Pay Sataporn

Pictures are credited to: Haruehun Airry Photography.

He appeared on the Thai Issue of Gay "Attitude" Magazine back in July 2011. Unfortunately for "us", he's straight! Sigh....

Pay Sataporn, June 2011.

Pay Sataporn, September 2011!

And FUCK! He's only 18-years-old, my dears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!