Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Selamat Hari Raya - Malay Boys!

Wishing my fellow Muslim friends and readers, "Selamat Hari Raya" ...  Maaf Zahir dan Batin ......"

Here's a dose of Malaysian Malay Boys, on this lovely day. Muacks!



Sunday, August 28, 2011

Boys In Kitchen...Yummy! - Part 2

Wow! Realized that the Part 1 of Boys In Kitchen was way back in February 15, 2010!!!

Well, while everyone is busy preparing for their Hari Raya holidays; balik kampung; shopping for the next few days; I'll be busy working 12 hours non-stop instead! Sigh....How I wish I can enjoy my holidays as well.

Nothing much happened today. Just that I managed to "serve" two super cute Thai Boys ( students ), who claimed they might have contracted Chicken Pox from their friends. After referring them to the nearest clinic ( It was so kind of the doctor, for not charging the boys after seeking his consultation ), they came back to me after the doctor said he can't do much about it except for them to buy some over-the-counter medicines at the pharmacy.....Haha. So, I only gave them fever medicines, anti-itch lotion and anti-viral cream to be applied on big flare ups, especially on their face [ Well, I myself will feel sad to see their super smooth, cute face, scarred by the chicken pox - right? These cute boys depends on their face for their livelihood - ma! ]...

Not many gay lous in my shop, as usual. But this time, there was one 30-something-year-old guy, whose looks are above average, standing at the aisle in front of me, who kept glancing at my direction. At first I thought, he must be very confused looking at all types of urine pregnancy tests....So, I ma kay poh ( busy-body ) , walked over to the aisle, hoping to help him out ---- Mana-tau his "friend" was squatting down looking at my "condoms"!!! Haik....And this is not an ordinary friend, my dears! -- The guy was wearing a super-tight colorful T-Shirt & Jeans  with exposed butt crack and I was like, "Oh...I don't think these guys would need any counselling at all"......Hahahaha -- Why?!! -- Because I "assume" that, the MAJORITY of the "gay lous" in KL knows about the various types of condoms because I "think" they have sex many times more than me in a week - LOR! --- So, I ended up walking past them and went back to my seat - pulak. Hahaha.

[ Well, if those guys are a little bit more of my "type", I wouldn't have hesitated to open my mouth and explain to them - willingly. Hahahahahaha -- I'm such a SLUT! ]

Anyway, enough of crap. Here are some cute boys, cooking up a storm in the kitchen [ and hopefully in your pants as well? Tsk, tsk, tsk... ], preparing a feast for you guys to savour with!!!!!! Enjoy! Muacks from Simon Lover!

Do you want to taste my "banana fritters?" ( aka "Pisang Goreng" )!
- It's gonna be "delicious"!!!



Friday, August 26, 2011

Cute & Sexy Chinese Guy - Harry!

If you guys have a good photographic memory, I'm sure you've seen this cutie featured in my blog before! If I'm not mistaken, it was in my Iphone 4 Cuties' post!


And out of nowhere, I managed to bump into his weibo website and finally know, who is he in the first place! Well, not much details can be found on his site, except for his alter nickname : Harry Lawesdy, born 11 January, Shenzen, China; at least he posted enough pictures for us to savour with! Please enjoy...Muacks


Thursday, August 25, 2011

Cute & Sexy Hong Kong Guy - Arthur Li!

Arguably one of the most handsome guy that I've ever come across on the net, Arthur Li Shuxuan ( 李书玄  ), born 13 September, Hong Kong. Just couldn't resist to share it with you guys! Enjoy ya!


More shirtless Pictures of Arthur :

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

What Kinda Male Types Do You Like?

I came across this post which I find it very interesting and amusing!
( Original Post: http://stirigay.ro/Blogurile/beautifulbody/2011/08/18/the-male-types/  )

Since the beginning of times, people had this ability of putting things into categories. The same thing happens with men. Gay men loves other men but which type? Which category? Here’s our hierarchy:


Child Men    
Men that are still playing)




Monday, August 22, 2011

Cute Brazilian Model - Francisco Lachowski!

Today is a rare occasion where, I'm featuring a Caucasian Model on my Blog! Well, this Brazilian Model is too cute to be ignored and he also has a body which is so perfect and to-die-for! 


Francisco Lachowski (born 13 May, 1992) is a Brazilian model. He started his career in 2008 when he won a modeling contest in São Paulo, for which he was awarded a contract with Ford Models. In 2009 he did his first runway shows in Milan and Paris, walking for designers like Gucci and Dior Homme.[2] He is currently the highest ranked Brazilian at 14th on 50 Top Male Models.



He has walked for numerous shows including Versace, Dolce & Gabanna, D Squared, GucciRoberto Cavalli, Mugler, Armani and many more and opened for shows such as Ermanno Scervinno. Lachowski has also appeared on several magazine covers including Homme essential, Carbon copy, made in Brazil and chaos. Alongside this he has appeared in high fashion editorials for GQV MagazineVogue andFHM. Lachowski has also proved to be popular in campaigns for DKNY jeans, LacosteArmani ExchangeEtroDior and D Squared.

( sourced from Wikipedia.com )




Saturday, August 20, 2011

Sexy Up-&-Coming Hong Kong - Him Law 罗仲谦 ! - Part 1

Now, I have not seen any of his movies/dramas before, but from what I know, he's currently one of the hottest male actor in the Hong Kong entertainment world. Well, partly because he's one of the rarest Hong Kong actors who is willing to show off his upper torso to the world, each time when there's an opportunity? -- Just enjoy his pictures ya!

罗仲谦 ( Law Chung Him ) aka Him Law
Date Of Birth: 28 August 1984




Friday, August 19, 2011

Boys In Yellow!

It's been such a long time since I last did a color thematic post...I've actually kept these pictures in my "Yellow Boys" folder but for reasons only known by "Me & The Horny BF", I have delayed posting them up for nearly  1.5 years - d! -- ( Oops! Another SimonLover's sinful story!!! )

Anyway, I've been kinda sick for these past few days....Imagine how awkward is it for me to sell cough & cold medicines to my customers as well as advising them how to take care of themselves? --- The funniest part is always when the customer ask for phlegm medicine --- Imagine how sarcasm comes into play when the customers look up at this cute guy in white coat ( Fully dressed, underneath, okay?! ), talking to them in a super high-pitch, nasal voice-which-is-already-nasal-enough and ask "Do you have a lot of phlegm in your throat?" or "Do you have blocked nose?" ---

Duh........ And I need to tell little white lies to the customers when they ask me back, "Do you take this medicines for yourself as well?" --- And I'll reply " Yes, of course! You come back and see me in two days time, sure I'm well by then! -- But not without ending my sentences with the formality advice " But, sometimes it depends on individuals. Different people has different response. If your condition doesn't improve within 2-3 days, it's best for you to seek medical advice. Thank you"  --- I'm such a jerk!

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Cute Taiwanese Gay Boys!




Monday, August 8, 2011

Stripping Into Your "Private Structure" Has Never Been So Sexy!!! - Part 2!

Hmm..I'm being challenged by the Grand-Daddy of Malaysian Gay Blogs, the Blog owner of Strictly Gay, as well as the Horny BF, to write more often instead of putting up pictures all the time! Hahahaha ---- Well, blame it on laziness & procrastination.

Sometimes when I read back my old posts, I find myself kinda amusing at times! But what you guys don't really know is, I need to have some inspirations first, in order for me to write those kinda things! Hahaha. Well, I can say to them, I'll try my best to post up more original stories in this month of August ya! But first, please enjoy this cute Taiwanese Guy in sexy Private Structure underwear!



Please Save Chinatown, Kuala Lumpur.

I think by now, some of us might have heard from the news, that part of Kuala Lumpur's century-old Chinatown will be forcefully demolished to make way for the new MRT project. Last week, hundreds of shops were given  notices by the authorities to move out by September 30th, 2011. Imagine the shock and anxiety from hundreds of shop owners, whereby some have exist for nearly a century, to receive eviction notices at their door-step, early in the morning, to move out of their "free-hold" land in two months time or face legal prosecution from the powers-that-be?!!!!

I know that some of you agree that development is the way forward for Malaysia in this globalization era and currently, Chinatown is somehow, truth to be told, a sleazy area filled with foreign workers and criminals/drug addicts...But still, it played an important part of Kuala Lumpur's modernization history as it was one of the earliest and biggest Chinese settlement back in its' heydays.

Read: 
http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/chinatown-traders-cry-foul-over-shock-mrt-acquisition-notice

Now, let me reminisce about my encounters during my Chinatown's sojourn days...

a) My parents used to bring us all the way from the Land-of-Bakuteh, to Chinatown, back in the late 80's and 90's, to the bookshops situated there -- namely, KL Big Bookshop & Popular Bookstore. Back then, McDonald's & KFC is a luxury for most families. We used to have our meals there before going back, especially the one located at UO Ocean ( which, coincidentally, celebrates it's 19th Anniversary, where it shall also be their final celebration as well! ).

b) The journey of to-&-fro of Pudu Bus Station, back when I was studying in the Land-Of-Char-Kuey-Teows. I would need to walk past Chinatown each time I want to go or leave Pudu Bus Station!

c) My SECOND & LAST porn-VCD purchase experience! -- Hahaha ...I know it's embarrassing, but I have only bought Porn VCDs in public, TWICE in my lifetime - nia! -- Back then, the authorities were clamping down hard on Pirated CDs. Since they can't sell pirated VCDs openly, the VCD sellers had no choice but to ask each passing customers in Cantonese

  • " Lengchai, you mm you mai ham dai - ah?
  • "Ham dai, ngam mou lengchai?"
  • "You mm you mai sam kap pien - ah?" 
  • "Ya-pun mui, gwai-mui, thai-kok-mui, ye-sau, ...Ngam mou ah lengchai?" --  
  • "Sam Kap Pien, Sei Kap Pien, MM Kap Pien -- Nei jong yi pien kap ah, lengchai?!" 
And I finally succumbed, once to a VCD seller, where I replied their incessant pesters by asking


  • Simon Lover : "Kam, nei yau mm yau gay lou ham dai - ah"? [ Do you have gay vcds instead of straight porns? ]
  • VCD Guy: "Yao..Mat yeah dou yao! -- Proceed to show me a list of Gay Porn titles available.
  • VCD Guy: "Sam gor dai, RM25! Hou dai geh lar, lengchai!" -- [ 3 titles for RM25 ]
  • Simon Lover: "Tak lar..Ngo yiu yi gor, tong mai yi gor and yi-gor lar!" [ Ok, I want this one & this and this! ]


So, the cute, innocent & twinkish Simon bought the VCD and happily & quickly, played the VCDs in his laptop!! --- Mana-tau, WHAT THE FUCK?!!! -- Fast Forward & forward & forward ---- WTF?!!! It's STRAIGHT PORNS! --- Even worse, the quality is so bad and the actors/actresses are so dam fugly! But the worst part was, it's supposed to be 3 videos...But the other 2 videos couldn't be played at all --- !!! OMG!!! SIMON LOVER was CONNED by the F*&^%$#$ VCD SELLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --- Damn fucked up, right?!

d) Gay Cruising : There was once, after a part-time job interview at Bukit Bintang, I drop off from the bus at Central Market before taking another bus back to the Land-Of-Bakuteh. There was another hunk in tight work clothes, also came down from the same bus as well...So, as usual, Simon Lover being horny as always, tailed the Hunky guy even though he's walking to a different direction. The Hunky guy somehow, knew that someone was following him and suddenly, he turned around while I quickly stop and pretend to talk on the phone [ Hahahaha...Sounds so cliche, right?! ] ----

He knew I was following him and lead me to one big round of Central Market before lingering outside the old "Liquid" disco [ one of KL"s most popular & biggest Gay Disco back then ] --- We exchanged smiles of course, but being a coward [ or rather, loyal BF? -- nyek, nyek, nyek ] .... Electrifying smiles were the only sexual satisfaction gained from that ordeal before I dutifully proceed back to my original journey back home.

e) Pak-toring [ Dating ] Days --- Back when we were still students, Horny BF & I used to travel a lot on LRTs. Pasar Seni, Plaza Rakyat LRT stations, used to be our meeting ground. And sometimes we'll walk around Chinatown to fill our hungry pangs ..... Lai Foong Beef Noodles, Song Kee Beef Noodles [ Yes, the Horny BF is a strong advocate of Beef Noodles! ], Grilled Assam Fish, Air Mata Kucing, Egg Tarts, Durian Cream Puffs, Fung Wog biscuits, Wan Tan Mee, Nando's, McDonald's ---

and just this morning, we tried the oldest Dim Sum restaurant in Kuala Lumpur, Yook Woo Hin, which has been around since 1926! It saddens us when the old Lady Boss, showing us some cheerful face while trying to hide her sadness, ask us to snap more pictures of her shop and dimsums since we might never ever have the chance to savour their dimsums again....! -- Very sad indeed.

Well, for those who have some fond memories of Chinatown, or have a strong passion of history and conservation, please LIKE this facebook page and spread the word around to anyone you know who would support this cause. 

Facebook LIKE page : "SAVE JALAN PETALING "




Wednesday, August 3, 2011

WHAT DA FUCK IS GOIN' ON IN MALAYSIA?!

Never in my life, I have ever seen such offensive and tasteless Hari Raya commercials on National TV!!!!! Where have all the Yasmin Ahmads gone too?!! -- I'm not saying anything about the Chinese or Malays...Just look at the ads!!!! --- I don't think "MALAYSIANS" act like that in Pasar Ramadan at all - lor!!!!

Seriously......

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Mr.Manhunt Singapore 2011 Winner - #1 Juan Wen Jie

I know, I know..By now, I think most of you know who's the winner for Manhunt Singapore, 2011's Edition which was held last Thursday. The winner is Contestant #1: Juan WenJie. [ Well, at least I featured two of the winning trio, right? -- 2nd Place: Charles Chao HERE and 3rd Place: Alex Lex HERE ]

The winning trio are decided with 70% of points coming in from the judges and 30% from its' online votes.

"He was chosen for his "great attitude", according to local artiste Paul Foster, who was also the national director for this year’s Manhunt competition."

Well, we can see that this year's event is helm by Paul Foster, the sexy Chinese-English Singaporean Actor/Model who rose to fame by playing in one of the 'Polo Boys" character ..... And he's a total straight! Hahaha..Hence, it might explain why this year's contestants seems to be overwhelmed by "straight guys" ( Only a few are gays ) and the HIDEOUS swim trunks!!! ( What happened to the Japanese Boys swim trunks?!!!! )

Juan Wen Jie
Age: 27 years old
Height: 186 cm
Weight: 74 kg
Hobbies/ Interests: Mixed Martial Arts

A natural born curious cat, Juan is always looking for something new, something fun and something interesting. He likes to push himself to the limit, hence he engages in mixed martial arts and Muay Thai frequently.